Crazy Bus: *headdesks*Crazy bus: Just go away. Now. Nothing this game could do for me now could make up for what I've had to go through. Now, I didn't expect much when I heard of crazy bus. I might've expected a mediocre version of the game "Crazy Taxi" or something. But, what I played, OH GOD! The is no hole big enough to trow away all the copies, there is no fire big enough to burn all the copies, the is NO AMOUNT OF TORTURE THAT THIS GAME SHOULD GET UNTIL IT GETS WHAT IT DESERVES! GOD!
Story:
You might not know this, but I believe every game has a story. Similar to film, you can't get anywhere without a story. So, wheres the story in this game? Well, you're a bus driver, and you drive a bus. That's it. That's ALL. You could get better stories in those spoof movies by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Actually, that's pretty insulting. Towards Friedberg and Seltzer. And I hate them. 1/10.
Graphics:
This game might've been released for the genesis, but that doesn't excuse the crappy graphics. The best graphically made part in this game is the Sega logo. No kidding. This might be a bold claim, but EVERY SEGA GENESIS GAME LOOKS BETTER THEN THIS! No kidding. And once you see the year this was made, you'll be pissed off. But, we'll save that for later. 1/10.
Sound:
Oh my gosh, the sound is awful. Unless you're a glutton for torture, you will mute your speakers. If you don't they will explode. They'll spontaneously combust into flames. Especially during the theme song, oh God. That's an abomination to the ears. After listen to 30 seconds of that song, I had to listen to Bohemian Rhapsody to make me believe in good music again. Twice. Really, MUTE YOUR SPEAKERS IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME! Granted, you shouldn't play this game. But, if you do, mute your speakers. Speakers are to expensive to replace. 1/10.
Gameplay:
You drive a bus to the right and honk your horn. That's it. No kidding, play it yourself and see, (when you mute your speakers that is.) This is the worst game ever, gameplay-wise. Every game, no matter how bad, is better then this one in this department. This is, by far, the worst game ever made. 1/10
Interesting fact about this game:
So, you may be asking, when was this game made? Well, this game was made in 2005.
Yes.
2005!
For one thing, why was this game made on the Sega Genesis? The genesis died out in 1996-1997, why make it in 2005? Second, this game doesn't even look like a launch game for the genesis. And, again, it was made after the system's life cycle ended. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Overall:
This game ... is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in The playing of this game were the developers even close to anything that could be
considered a rational game. Everyone in this room is now dumber for
having listened to it. I award you the lowest score, 1 point, and may God have mercy on
your soul. (Oh thank you, Billy Madison.)
1/10
Graphics
1 Sound
1 Addictive
1 Depth
1 Story
1 Difficulty
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