This thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness....


Anyway, the object of this crazy house game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way.

For example:
"I wish for a pony"

Poster replies:
"Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts."

or:

"I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD."

Poster replies:
"Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself."

And last example:
"I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life."

Poster replies:
"Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)"

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I'll start us off:

I wish for a Nintendo Wii.

Granted, but none of your wii remotes will have any motions sensing.


I wish for a alarm clock that always works. (stupid buggy thingy)

Granted, but you cant seem to find the button to turn the alarm off (thus always working ).

I wish for nothing to go wrong with this wish.

(I know, I'm no fun. I just wanted to see who can work around a paradox is all.)

Granted, but wishing against a wish is unwishful meaning you have lost all wishing abulities since you just cancelled out your own wish. So basically, everything went wrong with your wish since you didn't wish for anything except your wish which was wished for nothing to go wrong with the wish but thats not possible if there is nothing wrong with the wish in the first place.

I wish for a sega dreamcast 2

Granted, but you get the third Shenmue game.


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But Shenmue III is on a $50 budget.



I wish for a big TV for Christmas that can connect to my laptop and work as a monitor.

Granted, but the TV is stuck in 16bit color mode.


I wish for an endless bottle of coke.

Granted, but you will need to drink 100 Liters a day to sustain your life.

I wish i had two wishes

Granted, but you must use one wish against the previous one

I wish I had a job

Granted, but it's a job cleaning porta-potties.

I wish for more activity on Vizzed Board.

Granted, but someone hijacked it and banned you. (Didn't expect that one did you?)

I wish for the most powerful gaming console ever!

Granted, but it tends to overheat if played for more then 4 mins.

I wish I had a billion dollars

granted, but it's in monopoly money. *laughs maniacally*

I wish for some clear American soda right now.... mmm... cherry.

granted, but it's radioactive

I wish that I had a laptop computer that is an improvement of the one I have right now that wasn't stolen, and with no defects (I wasn't trying that hard to make it difficult)

Granted, but a virus immediatly attacks it a week after you get it

I wish my student loans were paid off

Granted, but now to pay off your genies debt your a male strip dancer... except no one knows your male... :

I wish Tyra Banks really was a giant lizard...

Um, she is a lizard... *laughs to self*

Granted, but you're forced to watch all of her talk show episodes consecutively until you die.

Granted, but you still don't know that you should make a wish yourself.

I wish for WORLD PEACE!

Granted, as the world is in peace, there is no need for weapons of any kind, big or small and no creature man or beast has a violent thought at all, welcome to Utopia! The next day, Aliens attack and enslave the entire Human race... thanks jerk ass...

I wish i had a sports car like night rider but it could fly...

Granted, but you run out of gas, and crash into the ground, with Fiery a-splosions!

I wish I could make a card tower.

granted, but you die right after you finish it

i wish windows vista didn't suck so bad