So, I was on this, like, totally bizarre adventure, and I found a chest of mysterious diaries. Turns out, these diaries belong to some of our favorite retro video game characters! And I heard, from an anonymous source (sorry can't tell, they'll kill me), that they're in search of their precious diaries.

Help me figure out which video game character wrote these diaries.

This is teamwork. If you guys can figure them all out, everyone that contributes to this thread gets 3200 Viz!


01 Diary
Met that plumber AGAIN. Gave him another star. Wonder when he’ll realize they’re just shiny pieces of plastic I found in my attic.

02 Diary
Today's Reflection: Diary, maybe it’s the way I look? Perhaps a fashionable hat would make me seem less intimidating? Nah, it's probably the flame breath and world domination thing.

03 Diary
Life Chronicles: I've been thinking of redecorating the lair. The blue flames might be a bit much. Maybe some pastels? Oh, and I totally saw him use a cheat code. Not cool, dude.

04 Diary
Vent Session: Everyone thinks having a floating fortress is so cool. Until you have to deal with the plumbing. Why didn't anyone warn me about floating fortress plumbing?

05 Diary
I ordered minions from Acme Co. and they sent me the WORST ones. They fall, trip, and can't even handle a pink puffball. What a rip-off.

06 Diary
Lost another life today. Third time this week. It’s hard being pixelated in a world full of dangerous shrooms and fire-spewing flowers. Maybe it’s time for a change of scenery?

07 Diary
Dearest Ledger, Another night in this eerie mansion. Candles everywhere, but none of them scented! Ugh. Oh, and encountered a specter in the hallway. Told him to be more 'transparent' with his intentions. He didn't laugh.

08 Diary
Dear Diarrhea, I mean Diary, Every time I try to chill, someone tries to take my bananas. I mean, come on! Can't I have this stash in peace?!


Here are a couple bonus characters. For these, just name the game, because no one will know the character names.

09 Diary
So I offered this guy a delicious apple - he just jumps over it! I mean, honestly, it’s a free meal! His loss. Now, where did I leave those snakes...?

10 Diary
Still in this dungeon, throwing axes. Got hit on the head by a boomerang. Those heroes never play fair! Maybe it's time to join a union or something.


Answers can be found in my later post

I like these Diary's. They are cool, I would say I like the first one. I don't really know what this is about too much, but I just came across this thread thinking it would be cool. (It is a cool thread.)

05 is King dedede, gonna need some assistance on the others ones

There are some weird diary's in this thread. I think that these were fun game riddle's, but I still like 01.

I'm up for the Challenge, this will be hard, but I think I know a few.

01 Diary
This one has gotta me Mario Bros. You see, once you said the word, "Plumber" I was like, this has got to be Mario. I think Peach wrote this or something.

02
This one is Bowser because when you said "Nah, it's probably the flame breath and world domination thing." I was just like yeah, fire breath? I mean, I did think that this was FF7 at first.

03
Sounds like Sonic a bit, like the, "Not cool, dude" and the way he was talking.

04
This is also a Mario one. Castle, Plumbing, that sound like Mario.

05
Yes, it does sound like King Dedede

06
Sounds like Mario, but not too sure, gonna need help on this one.

07
This sounds like Mario, but I think it's Luigi's Mansion

That's as far as I'll go, I've seen to much of Mario and Sonic.

No participants except skippercapt and Dauntez so I'll so you guys the Viz and post answers.

Answers:
01 Diary Answer: Toad
02 Diary Answer: Dr. Willy
03 Diary Answer: Ganon
04 Diary Answer: Dr. Robotnik
05 Diary Answer: King Dedede
06 Diary Answer: Mario
07 Diary Answer: Simon Belmont
08 Diary Answer: Donkey Kong
09 Diary Answer: Prince of Persia
10 Diary Answer: Castlevania