I Got Kicked Out And Barred From A Sports Direct Yesterday

Maybe The Same Thing Would Work In Wal*Mart

Go in with a pal and a mp3 with one earphone in one ear and the other at hand ready. Have your pal in the next isle. Sit on the floor looking at something that you seem interested in and just start yelling out loud how useless the store is for not having what you want. Have a member of staff come up and talk to you and say there been a complaint then tell them not your sorry and not to lecture you and as they start put your other earphone in blatantly in front of them. Take earphone back out. Then your pal walks up to you and asks who you arguing and then point to the member of staff and say "That (insult)" and when the worker comes back over have your mate join in standing up for you and then when they start lecturing again leave your mate to it and blatantly put your earphone back in and smile. And then just randomly take out your earphone and state the fact you said "Sorry" and "Stop Lecturing." as the member walks off for the second time "(Insult)" and then they would of lost there temper by now and would ask you to leave. If your lucky enough for them to follow you to the door
and have them say "There's the door" you can get the last dig in with "No $@%! Sherlock"

I had so much fun with this method yesterday the guy was so easily wound up and I walked out the shop laughing my head off but then I was trying to pick a fight at the time and winding up someone who can't really retaliate was the next best thing

Have Fun Getting Barred

Go to the megaphone and play 
Rick Astley, simple as that.

Walk around Wal-mart with a baby doll and tell everyone you see to "Look at my cute baby!"

Pull up a chair/couch to one of the big screen tv's on display and watch what ever movie they are showing for a few hours. I know this works from experience

-Stage an epic Live Action Role-Playing game based off of Twilight, and dump body glitter on anyone who steps into sunlight.  If possible, get employees involved.  Whenever anyone dies in-game, they have to hug 5 random people and slap a manager.
-Afterwards, put on a Dragon-born helmet and run through random aisles shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" and drawing arrows on everyone's knees.

- take all the bikini's and put them in the toy section

- take all the bananas and leave them around the store for people to slip.

- set fire to the clothes section.

Try to buy something that obviously doesn't work, then refund it by screaming to the cashier "ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"

My friend, Nate he fell asleep on the floor of Wal-Mart and got kicked out when it closed 10:30pm (P.S. It was on a Sunday)

-Act like if you were some kind of King and yell "CUT HIS HEAD" at some employee.

-Go to the Toy Section and bulid a castle with Legos, then go inside of it and start sleeping.

-Run thought the store while you sing the Super Mario bros starman theme, destroying every thing that gets in your path.

1. Get a bunch of ketchup packets and go into the bathroom. Place them folded and underneath the toilet so that when the next person sits on that seat, the ketchup will squirt out and the person will get ketchup-covered. 

2. Take a water bottle into the bathroom and go into a stall. Poke a hole into the lid of the bottle and spray the water and shout, 'Whoa, easy boy!"

 3. Take a jar of peanut butter and a spoon with you into the bathroom. Use the spoon to take a lob of peanut butter and slap it onto your hand. Then, if someone is in the stall next to you, reach under the stall side with the peanut butter-covered hand and say, "Got some toilet paper I can borrow?" 

4. Go into a bathroom with red food coloring/dye. If you can, open the toilet tank and put the red dye into the toilet tank. The next time someone flushes the toilet, red water will appear. 

You go and take a trolly and start having races with it.

I know it's not very original but still it's sounds fun

messing around in there vomiting having races yelling at the people that work there

Funny way to get kicked.
LARP (Live Action Role Play) in the store using items as objects... while LARPing, use costumers as part of the game and run away from security.

Walking in xp

MasterDash : Really? Why? You're just that bad that walking in will get an instant alert lol?

How bout setting all the TVs at their highest volume?