Relinquish: Are you freaking kidding me

Kid:let me guess...another thread-

Relinquish: yep another thread closed do these guys think there freaking god IF I GET ANOTHER THREAD CLOSED I SWEAR IM GONNA-

*Door bell rings*

Relinquish:oh...well my ranting is going to have to wait 

Kid:stop remember what i said powerful people are going to come to this house we need to be cautious 

Relinquish:relax kid your a grim reaper we got this

*Opens Door*

Relinquish:really...why are you back here

Deathstroke: what a welcome...

Relinquish: Deathstroke why are you back here if your in this review people are going to think this is just a rehash of my abra review and think im lazy 

Kid:who is this?

Relinquish: oh this is just deathstroke you know the guy who strapped me to a chair and forced me to give him info on the abra

Kid:so....do i kill him 

Deathstroke: you can try

Relinquish: NO NO YOU WONT just get to the point so i dont get this thread shut down why are you here 

Deathstroke: To assassinate

Relinquish:.....okay now you can kill him 

Deathstroke: what....NO i dont want to kill you i need your help to kill someone...well something else 

Relinquish:which is?

Deathstroke: pikachu

Relinquish:are you kidding me why would you want to kill that thing...as a matter of fact why do you need my help with killing it that things like one of the weakest pokemon ever 

Deathstroke:well there's a fair in this town today based on pokemon and pikachu is going to be there i'm being paid top dollar to take the little furball out 

Relinquish:oh well that sounds good...well not for pikachu but why do you think i would help you anyway?

Deathstroke:what i thought we were on a more personal level know plus im one of you favorite characters of all time remember when your dad bought you your first comic book and i was on the cover of it 

Relinquish:ugh...darn you assassin you have played with my emotions...what do you say kid should we help him?

Kid:well we have to start the review soon or the people who run this sight are going to shut the thread down

Relinquish: agreed well deathstroke i can help you out

Deathstroke: good i knew you would see thing my way

Relinquish:well folks lets get this started

Ah Pikachu one of the biggest icons ever in the original pokemon red he was very tough to find in virdian forest and it only had a 2% chance of showing up and luckily i got him and i found him rough to use at the start but when it got to level 26 it was a beast and soon i made it into a raichu i loved it hey it even made into the hall of fame with me...now this pokemon was very VERY Hard to review and the reason for that is...well your going to see soon so lets get started 

Now they keep pikachu in virdian forest the same location as in the original game and sadly just like in the original game pikachu only has a 2% chance of appearing...so yeah you can be searching for this thing for a few seconds or a few minutes this could take a bit but just keep at it its all patience the game is just delaying the inevitable now we go on to one of the hardest parts of this review...the moveset

Now pikachus moveset is very VERY BAD at the start but keep going and soon you will get one of the best moves in the game but hey for now we need to work are way up at first pikachu will have thundershock and growl now in some respects this is a good move you can fry pidgeys  to a crisp so you can survive off this move for now but lets move on at level 6 you get tail whip...dont use it at level 8 we get thunder wave a somewhat decent move for slowing down a pokemon and it actually has 100%  hit chance so i say use this move at level 11 we get quick attack and this move is very tricky only use this move in specific circumstances such as when you can KO a pokemon that has little health left so this is a decent move i had trouble with this one but i say if you can save 1 slot for this move keep it hey it might help you out sometime lord knows it helped me out alot okay at levle 15 we get double team dont use this move...done at level 20 we get slam a decent normal move with 80 attack power and 75% hit chance and...this move is not all that good but i still use it because its actually better compared to the other moves in its set so i say use it trust me its all you got and finally...FINALLY WE GET THUNDERBOLT you all know this moves its one of the best electric type moves ever it even good to this day even after all these new moves its still effective and i am going to tell you why is has 95% ATTACK POWER....NOT GOOD ENOUGH WELL IT HAS 100% HIT CHANCE....there is no reason not to use this move its so good its the best move in its moveset forget about thunder use its if your not your fool...maybe that was to mean but what ever you get my point and thats basically the highlight of its moveset but its all gonna go down hill from here folks at level 33 we get agility DONT USE IT it just makes it faster pikachu and raichu mind you are fast enough at level 41 we get thunder...now this move is okay but if you have thudnerbolt there is no reason not to use it okay let me tell you why thunder has 120 attack power and 70% hit chance okay maybe people like this move maybe its just my opinion but i see no reason to use this move it does not mean its bad but i dont use but use it if you want and finally at level 50 we get light screen...your choice

Deathstroke:well that was an odd attack pattern 

Relinquish:well you can say that again but its not to bad once you get raichu

Deathstroke:oh yeah you should talk about that 

Relinquish:ugh yeah right

well i have to move on to stats but here is another hard part of the review for me pikachus 2 highest stats are its attack and its special attack which is good but...we now have one of the trademarks of pikachu...its low defense and helps those are its to lowest stats...oh and dont think this is not gonna screw you over because it will at first my god it will make scream to the freaking heavens and yell I HATE YOU PIKACHU....but now we move on to raichu i almost always evolve my pikachu into raichu at level 26 because thats when i get thunderbolt and i suggest you do the same nothing else in its moveset it worth the wait and my god when you get raichu your going to feel so good its gets a major stat increase and its 2 highest stats are now its speed and its health sadly its defense does not get much better but you can survive this guys fast enough if your cautious and know how to predict your opponents next move now for tms and hms 

My answer to this is yes use tms and hms but KEEP THUNDERBOLT NEVER GET RID OF IT now as for the tms i suggest you use well those are 

Thunderbolt 
Slam
Mega punch
headbutt

It sucks but hey its the best we can do and....well thats all i got to say for tms and hms

Deathstroke:geez your getting pretty lazy 

Kid:yeah this is not like you

Relinquish:hey theres not much to say about this guy besides were almost done here anyway 

Deathstroke:yeah wonder why...

Relinquish: *Sigh*

Alright effective against rival and gyms and this pokemon is pretty effective i really didnt have much trouble with the gyms in kanto and at this point your rival does not challenge you anymore so theres not much of a point to talk about him but hey those gyms and trainers better be afraid of this thing because it will destroy them with...well we all know...THUNDERBOLT im sorry i really am but its such a great move so dont worry you can use this guy and finally should you take it to the elite 4...maybe it can work but it have to be extremely powerful and have a good moveset to survive so i dont suggest using it unless you can put alot of time into this pokemon and now its that time of the review again

Final thoughts:okay this guy is tricky because it can be effective if you put time into it because it will be weak at first but just keep fighting and i promise it will be effective but still its has very low health and defense...raichu on the other hand is much more powerful so i dont ever suggest keeping it a pikachu and still this pokemon only has one weakness which is ground so...not much to say final rating time 

Final rating: IF YOUR USING PIKACHU 2.5/5
 RAICHU; 3/5

Relinquish:and thats all i got for you buddy 

Deathstroke: wonderful i got all the data i needed and the fair starts in 3 hours so...thanks 

Relinquish:holy crap he just thanked me one of the best assassins in the world just thanked me thanks death-

*Deathstroke is gone*

Relinquish:how...what...but

Kid:i...i dont know...

*3 hours laters*

News woman: this is live news at the poke fair one of the most beloved pokemon ever pikachu has just been assassinated his family and fans are extremely depressed 

Relinquish:my god were sick.....just end the review im to sad to end on  something clever 


Okay folks thats pikachu im sorry if this felt rushed or lazy but theres not much to say about pikachu also i have decided to keep deathstroke a character that keeps coming back again and again one reason is because actually alot of people liked him you cant even imagine the messages i got that say BRING DEATHSTROKE BACK or COULD YOU PLEASE BRING DEATHSTROKE BACK HE WAS SO COOl so there he will come back some times another reason i am keeping him is well if you didnt catch the hint deathstroke was on the cover of my first comic book ever and i hold the character very close to me but thats basically it as always if you would like me to review something just send me a message or post it on the thread request review and reply 













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