Today i will review...Super man for the Nintendo 64. Uh-oh.
Right off the bat, when we turn on the game, something is wrong. WHERE IS THE SUPERMAN THEME?! instead it is this random stock music. whatever. lets start the "game".
When we start the game, we are greeted by Lex Luthor telling superman that all of his friends are trapped in a virtual world, and he can never get them. After that, we cut to playing as superman. The text box below it says "To save your friends, you must solve my maze!" In other words, you're flying through rings. Why does he call it a "maze" when in reality you're flying through rings? Again, whatever. lets just do it. When you start to try to fly through the rings, you will think the controls are broken. Superman keeps swerving left and right. Actually, these are the ACTUAL CONTROLS. This is the #1 reason why it is so bad. The controls. And we havent even started on the crappiness.
Now, lets try to fly through the rings.let me say that THIS IS THE HARDEST LEVEL IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, NO LIE!! why? #1, crappy controls, #2 time limit,and #3 if you miss a ring when you are flying, it takes so long to go around and hit it, you are better off ignoring it. If you miss 3 rings, you are dead. This all adds up to the hardest level in the world. But, if you manage to beat it, then here is what you will see.
If you manage to beat level 1, then here it what level 2 is like. You pick up cars and throw them. First of all, after you beat the maze, it throws you right into it. No directions or ANYTHING. you have to figure it out yourself. Not to mention it is IMPOSSILBLE to pick up cars, and if you lose, you go right back to level 1 again. now level 3 is.......
.....exactly the same as level 1. Same crappiness. And if you lose, back to level one. AWESOME. level 4 is sort of different. you have to pick up a police car and carry it to the end of the level. No big deal. if you have perfected level 2, this should be sort of easy. Fly high, and your fine. And guess what level 5 is......thats right! MORE RINGS!! thats when i just stopped. forget about it. I heard that there are adventure levels to, but same thing. Akward controls, bad gameplay, etc. Lets sum this piece of poop up.
"Graphics":1/5
"Gameplay":1/5
"Controls":1/5
Overall: 1/5
The funny thing about this game is that it actually could have been GOOD. If you just made it open world sandbox, it would be okay. But, then, we wouldnt know it as one of the worst games of all time. Goodbye!
-this is pieman, signing out. Today i will review...Super man for the Nintendo 64. Uh-oh.
Right off the bat, when we turn on the game, something is wrong. WHERE IS THE SUPERMAN THEME?! instead it is this random stock music. whatever. lets start the "game".
When we start the game, we are greeted by Lex Luthor telling superman that all of his friends are trapped in a virtual world, and he can never get them. After that, we cut to playing as superman. The text box below it says "To save your friends, you must solve my maze!" In other words, you're flying through rings. Why does he call it a "maze" when in reality you're flying through rings? Again, whatever. lets just do it. When you start to try to fly through the rings, you will think the controls are broken. Superman keeps swerving left and right. Actually, these are the ACTUAL CONTROLS. This is the #1 reason why it is so bad. The controls. And we havent even started on the crappiness.
Now, lets try to fly through the rings.let me say that THIS IS THE HARDEST LEVEL IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, NO LIE!! why? #1, crappy controls, #2 time limit,and #3 if you miss a ring when you are flying, it takes so long to go around and hit it, you are better off ignoring it. If you miss 3 rings, you are dead. This all adds up to the hardest level in the world. But, if you manage to beat it, then here is what you will see.
If you manage to beat level 1, then here it what level 2 is like. You pick up cars and throw them. First of all, after you beat the maze, it throws you right into it. No directions or ANYTHING. you have to figure it out yourself. Not to mention it is IMPOSSILBLE to pick up cars, and if you lose, you go right back to level 1 again. now level 3 is.......
.....exactly the same as level 1. Same crappiness. And if you lose, back to level one. AWESOME. level 4 is sort of different. you have to pick up a police car and carry it to the end of the level. No big deal. if you have perfected level 2, this should be sort of easy. Fly high, and your fine. And guess what level 5 is......thats right! MORE RINGS!! thats when i just stopped. forget about it. I heard that there are adventure levels to, but same thing. Akward controls, bad gameplay, etc. Lets sum this piece of poop up.
"Graphics":1/5
"Gameplay":1/5
"Controls":1/5
Overall: 1/5
The funny thing about this game is that it actually could have been GOOD. If you just made it open world sandbox, it would be okay. But, then, we wouldnt know it as one of the worst games of all time. Goodbye!
-this is pieman, signing out. |