Stop what you're doing. Look to your right. Whatever object it is, that is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. How will you use that object?

For example, to my right is a chair, I guess id hit all of the zombies with it and hope they don't get to me.

My wireless mouse.

Uhhh.... maybe I could shine the really bright LED in their eyes or something?

Or maybe just chuck it at them and hide in a corner and die.

I have a ceramic mug.  If The Walking Dead has taught me anything, I'd need to smash a few skulls with it.

Great. I've got a PS3 controller. Umm... I've been thinking for over a minute. I still have nothing. Maybe I could use it like those ninja stars and put spikes on it. Then I would have an excuse to smash controllers... I mean I could really do something with that *nervous smile*! Or I could like modify it into a gun but I have no idea how that would work... Anyway, I'm going to kick ass with my controller peeps. Simply put, don't mess with me.

Thebiguglyalien heard the windows smashing in. The boards proved to be useless. The groaning undead were just down the hall, and they were coming. Trying to retain control of himself without panicking, he realizes he needs to find a weapon, and fast. He turns to his right and sees just the thing.

Thebiguglyalien slowly walks into the hallway like the awesome guy he is. With his new found weapon, he charges at the zombies flailing the weapon of a true warrior: a pair of pants. Finding himself in this situation that seems to fit him so perfectly, Thebiguglyalien smacks the zombie with his pants. As this is somehow not the first time he's been in this scenario, he knows how to swing just to the point that it smacks the zombie's head off. Except the fact that he knows how doesn't necessarily mean that he did it first try, or was even strong enough to do it in the first place. The zombies swarmed around the pants-wielding fool and ate him alive. The end.

I have a logitech f710 controller. I'll play some pc games and wait the whole thing out.

Well, the first things which I saw which is on the right side was my Ipod... so I will play the music on it (which is metal), very loud, because I bet these zombies will die because of ear cancer, because they only listen to.... uh... well, you know what I want to say right now

The item to my right is a keyboard (electric piano)

I guess I'll hit the zombies with it or just play terrible music.

It's my XBOX ONE Kinect. I'd just turn zombie. That thing is worth too much. 

The thing to my right is a wall.

Yea, the zombies can't even get me now. -)

I have a compact atlas. It shines bright and will destroy all the zombies with the power of the planet's energy!