Wally bear and the no gang what can I say about this game.

Story (Not Real)

Its about this teenage bear who's unpopular because about 95% of the school does what wally don't and wally also got in jail for skateboarding in the city sidewalk and made a game that was illegal to Nintendo of America. 

Real Story Sorta with a Not real mix into it.

One day wally was going to a homeless mans house called his grandpa for a stupid party that's in the south. Meanwhile his stupid mom and dad who don't live in a cave and there house does not have a door and there cherry wall papers for some dumb reason who would ever use Cherry's as there wall paper and the moms hair blends with her skin and is wearing high heals well the dads wearing a shirt and both of there eyes and mouths match for some stupid reason and the floor is the sidewalk wow they must be homeless as well.

Before I go over the game let me talk about the music its got to be the worst 8 bit music ever known to bears free cookie if anyone gets that phrase. What does the music sound like it sounds like they hired bears to make this music but also with a bit of help from LJN but it also gave me some nightmares because of how terrible this music is.

Level 1: Town 

You start off by leaving wally's house if you can even call it that and then birds and bulldogs are after you because they belong to the teens who hate wally so much also you find these Frisbee people lost along time ago and wally wont ever give them back to you.  Also you find dirty old skateboards on the ground because wally steels things since he wears shades and a backwards cap. The fire hydrants in this game are green for some reason why are they green did wally paint them green because hes up to his old tricks again who knows and who cares and then you go to the train station witch is not a train station its a subway and ends level 1.

Level 2: The Subway or as this game calls it the train.

You meat this stupid rabbit that says some turtle was asked to join a rats gang I rather join the rats gang than play this game. Then you go on the subway with rats throwing paper balls at you or something and then in the subway whats with these american posters probably because this game was made by Americans for Americans. The subway also has a problem shaking to much whats its problem is it broken or something like this game. Then there paper, other trash, and eyeballs why are there eyeballs on the subway floor probably because of the subway shaking to much. The rats also try to jump but they fail at it then the level ends. Then wally tells the turtle that its has no friends because he on the no gang also whats his problem he has hair and a shirt and big shoes and black pants whats his problem turtles don't have hair and they can't have hair because they think turtles have hair. Then wally thinks its okay to be yourself. 

Level 3: The same as level 1.

But with Wolves now with blue shirts that throw paper. The sky is a bit darker now and the chimneys are yellow that's not right and the clouds look like there's a factory ahead. The fence is blue as well why is it blue I don't know and I don't care and you go back to the subway or as in this game the train station.


Level 4: The Subway again.

It starts off with wally talking to this dog with a bow tie ya bow ties are not cool in this game with a red shirt with a skirt with red shoes dancing to who knows what by her zombie pose hmm Michael Jackson's thriller probably. The amazing rat took away her old radio and has a purple nose no one has purple noses okay not dogs not anyone then its the same as level 2 I think. The the stupid dog gets her radio back from the awesome rat apparently she saved a long time to buy that dumb radio that's purple shes glad to get it back man I wish the rat could have destroyed that dumb radio then wally says steeling can get you into a lot of trouble for some reason.

Level 5: The south north.

When you leave the subway its actually called <<<
Level 6: The parking garage.

This lizard says he was drinking water and acting amazing and wally thinks hes been eating. The level has these weird lizards in yellow I think then has weird green lights and cars that are gray and blue and trucks that are the same as cars but there trucks maybe the back is like that but who cares then drop 3 times and you beat the level short right ya wally's going to get hit on his knee and get boo boos.

Level 7: The sewer part 1

Its got snakes why snakes in a sewer and then its dripping green stuff and those lizards return again and blue bricks and purple bricks and pink purple bricks. Now theirs bats instead of crows ya because bats live in sewers. Next there's a elevator ya the sewers got elevators great. Then these yellow heads come spiting at you for some reason with purple bricks and wood doors with purple handles and then the level ends.

Level 8: The sewer part 2

This part has real water now and everything blue and green for some reason the drops are still green. Nothing else has changed and you still go through a elevator.

Level 9: The south 

Theirs this rat that's brown and says this good guy wanted to take him to his car because he had candy and said he knew his family and wally says its good to go in the car with strangers. Its now night time and the clouds are yellow and black and why is the city like that 4th of July go wrong but then its the same as level 5 just different stuff then you go in this blue building and ends the game but wait there's a ending oh great.

Ending

Some fat bear with flowers on his ceiling why flowers is that his moms old home or something also with a right color fireplace for once and trophy's what did he win the fat Olympics and some books for being board all day and hes been waiting for wally and says hes brought a new friend theirs never room for another no gang member and everyone of wally's dumb friends came from the levels and its a big room wow hes rich okay that's not right and weird balloons that are the wrong color. Then  he says this always remember if someone tries to make you do something and you know its wrong say yes.

Anyways this game is a very bad game that Nintendo of america never liked at all because its a very very bad game the end.

There's  too much describing the story and too little describing what your feelings are about the game and why do you think it's so bad. Sure, I can tell from your rating and your description that you think it's bad, but why is it bad? What are the graphics like? What is the gameplay like? Your review should be mostly like how you described how bad the music was and less of telling us a play by play of what happens when you play the game. This looks more like a walkthrough than a review.