I am leaving tomorrow to go to Atlantic City with my brother, my mom, and my grandparents. We are going to see Jeff Dunham, and we're staying overnight. So I was wondering, do you guys know who Jeff Dunham is? If so, who is your favorite character and what are some of your favorite quotes?

My favorite character is Peanut because he is crazy and really funny. I also like Achmed, and I like Walter because of his political jokes.

Some of my favorite Jeff Dunham quotes are...

- " ? Oh Jef-fa-fa oh Jef-fa-fa, without me you would suck-ka-ka. ? " ~ Peanut in the Christmas special
- "No, the thong doesn't make your a$$ look fat; your fat a$$ makes your fat a$$ look fat. The thong is the victim." ~ Walter
- "Once you go purple you never go back!" ~ Peanut
- "If you think passing laws banning all guns is the answer... Criminals don't pay attention to laws, dumba$$!" ~ Walter

... You are terrible. How do you put those quotes, but not this one?

"SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!"



Oh, and you lucky little punk. Wish I had money to go see him. I want to see Gabriel Inglasias too, though. ( I think I spelled that right )

thing1 : That's kind of like a cliche in his shows almost. It's there in every one, it just isn't that funny to me anymore.

And it's spelled Gabriel Iglesias.

I wish I could go see Jeff Dunham I think is the funniest person ever you are so lucky. You have to tell me how it was when you get back. My favorite characters are Peanut and Achmed the dead terrorist .

The show was great! I have some new quotes that I need to add:

- Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "I grew up with Obama....... in HAWAII!..... That's the cover, right?"
- Jeff: "Oh you pray?" Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "Yep I pray 10 times a day. My neighbor prays 30 times a day. He's a Phillies fan"

tgags123 : Dang, I wish I could've went to go see him. He's one of my favorite comedians. My favorite character of his would be Peanut. I think everybody likes him. My favorite line is kind of lame, but I can never get it out of my head.

"Jeff Dunhaaaaaam...dot com"

So funny!

I love Jeff Dunham! My two favourite characters are Bubba J and Jalepenio...on a stick.

Penut is also hilarious. I can't think of a quote at the top of my head but one would probably be from Walter (who I also love).

Walter: The love changes when you get older.
Jeff Dunham: How's that?
Walter: Well, you go from wanting to make out in a car to wanting to run over each other with a car. You go from "I was struck by Cupid's arrow," to "Maybe she'll get hit by a frickin' Camaro." From "Hold me and love me," to "Kiss my @$$ and die, bi*ch."

I really enjoy Jeff Dunham. I have most of his specials on DVD in my house. I think 4 of 5 of them total. And every time I play it I get a good laugh out of it. It's pretty nice.

pacman1755 : Lucky. It is really hard to find any of his specials around where I live. They get bought up pretty quickly, if you can even find them. 

Jeff Dunham is funny. My favorite part is when Achmed said silents i kill you.

tgags123 : The Phillies joke is funny cause it's true. You sound like you had such a great time at the show, I would love to go to one of his shows, but I haven't actually seen many of his shows before. In my life, I only saw him on TV maybe 2 or 3 times total, so even though I have seen enough to laugh a heck of a lot, I'm going to say that I don't know too much about him.

Still wish I would be able to see one of his shows in person though, it sounds amazing to be there. Where were you sitting?