Daulpher delivers a purple beam at Green. Green was tired
and he couldn’t attack anymore.

Daulpher-“I defeated you from our confrontation! TIME TO
DIE!!”

Green-“Damn it! Saria, I’m sorry.” Suddenly, Daulpher
started to act weird. He got hurt in his head and he’s holding it with his
hands.

Daulpher-“OW WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME!? When I saw Green’s
earrings, I think that I remember something… best apprentice…. Funniest man.”

Green-“Are you okay?”

Daulpher-“NEVERMIND MY HUSBAND! Excuse me but, I have to
leave now. I’ll deal with you next time.” Daulpher teleports. Green eats a 1up
mushroom and he becomes healthy.

Green-“Does Daulpher have a relation with the goddesses
sages? He must be lying. I can’t go on Vizzed Town because it’s locked with a
force field! I know, I’ll check my home island! It’s been 4 years since now!”
Green goes back to his home island. He goes back on his house. Nothing has
changed since now. Green was angry because he thought his friends died so he
kicked his shelf. A picture and a hat falls from it.

Green-“What-the? It’s my drawing picture I made when I was
9! FLASHBACK: (It’s not a BV scene) Green was drawing in his paper. Kimmy too.

Kimmy-“Hey Green, my drawing is way better than yours!”

Green-“No it’s not! MINE IS!” Kimmy got angry so she draws a
black line on Green’s drawing. It got ruined. Green does the same thing to
kimmeh and they fight. END OF FLASHBACK! Ah good memories! This hat is my pied
hat! I wonder who put it in my shelf…. FLASHBACK: (Perhaps a BV scene lol)
Green is getting nuts and crazy and again!

Green-“AHHHHHHh!!! I KNEW IT! I TOTALLY KNEW IT!! I CAN’T
TRUST ANYBODY ON THIS TOWN!!! I KNEW THAT THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN!! THAT
!@#$%^^&*()_+ IS GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!!”

Kimmy-“GREEN!!! First, calm down, second, she’s still a baby
so beat it, third, did you realize what you just said!?”

Green-“I said !@#$%^^&*()_+ problem!?”

Kimmy-“SHHHH!!! IT’S A VERY BIG INSULT!! Where did you hear
it?”

Green-“From Frodlex! When I was doing my champagne party
yesterday, I was playing in my Viz phone SUPER CARROTA: SAVE THE CARROT
UNIVERSE! Frodlex’s bottle fell on his feet so he yelled, and he said that
word.”

Kimmy-“Do you even know what does that mean?”

Green-“What?” Kimmy whispers on Green’s ear. Green screams.

Green-“WHAT!? THAT’S THE BIGGEST INSULT EVER!!!”

Kimmy-“It is dummy!” END OF FLASHBACK! That was a funny
moment. I’ll go outside!” Green leaves his old house. He sees Saria taking care
of Frodlex.

Green-“SARIA!!! YOU’RE ALIVE!!!”

Saria-“Green?” Green rushes to her and he hugs her.

Green-“When I got to the dragon dimension, I completely
became stressed because I thought you died!”

Saria-“I’m okay Green !
Also imamonster, A user of this, Eniitan and some others are here!”

Green-“That’s good to hear!! I’m back to my own self again!
Can I see monster?”

Saria-“Sure! He’s over there playing with the sand!” Green
goes to see his best buddy.

Imamonster-“GREEN GUESS WHAT? I MET THE GODDESS ROYAL
FAMILY!!”

Green-“! Dude, that’s awesome!” Suddenly, Gulley’s voice
is heard!

Gulley-“WANNA SEE US TODAY TOO XD!?”

Green-“That’s Gulley! WELL YEAH!” Gulley grabs Green and
imamonster’s hands. Gulley high fives with Thundero.

Thundero-“Hey, wanna see Osfala?”

Imamonster-“NOT HIM PLEASE :C!? IS HE NOW DOING OPERA!?”

Gulley-“Nope. Now he’s playing with Roy.”

Green-“How’s Roy btw?”

Thundero-“He’s fine. Let’s spy on my dad!” the four friends
spies on Osfala. He was carrying the baby Roy.

Osfala-“Ah Roy, you’re so cute! Can you laugh like me?” Roy
shakes his head meaning “No”.

Imamonster-“Let’s see what happens!”

Osfala-“Can you do OPEARA? *Starts doing Opera*” That scared
Roy and he cries.

Thundero-“HA HA DAD YOU SUCK AT OPEARA!”

Osfala-“Who invited you cutie!?”

Gulley-“US!”

Imamonster-“Oh Seres! Your son is crying for Osfala’s
OPEARA!” Seres comes and she takes Roy from Osfala’s hands.

Seres-“How many times do I have to tell you that Roy is
scared of Opera!”

Osfala-“Once!”

Seres-“Honey, you really suck at singing, playing music and
OPERA! Roy stop crying, Mommi is here!”

Green-“*laughs* LOL THE SENTENCE MOMMI IS HERE XD!!”

Thundero-“Shut up they might hear us!” Osfala cries for
making crying his son.

Osfala-“I’M SORRY :CCCCCC!”

Seres-“That’s alright! One more time, we’ll divorced!
*Osfala cries even more* No honey please don’t cry I was joking! *She kisses
him in the mouth (lol. Isn’t romantic my series? XD. When I write a chapter, I
the creator, is also having fun! And I laugh sometimes)*”

Osfala-“Feeling better!” Monster and Green laughs.

Seres-“How did you like my kiss to feel you better?”

Osfala-“IT’S PERFECT! I THE GOD SAGE OF CRAZINESS AND MUSIC,
LOVES THE GODDESS SAGE OF LOVE AND VALENTINES!!”

Seres-“That’s cute to hear! Roy isn’t a god yet because he’s
still a baby so can we make him a god even though he’s still 1 years old?”

Thundero-“WHAT?! WHY DID I BECAME GOD AT THE AGE OF 9!?
THEY’RE GONNA P-“ Gulley grabs Thundero’s hand.

Gulley-“SHHSSS!! I’LL BRING THE REST OF THE FAMILY!”

Osfala-“Thundero, you’re here?”

Thundero-“OF COURSE I AM! SO ROY IS BECOMING A GOD?
*Breathes* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! YES I’M SO HAPPY BECAUSE I’M NOT THE
YOUNGEST GOD ANYMORE!!!”

Green-“lol XD.”

Seres-“I know. Plus, you don’t even care about Roy. But
you’re still cute.”

Green-“YES HE IS :3!”

Thundero-“I… AM NOT CUTE :C! PLUS, HE’S GONNA BE THE GOD OF
WHAT!?”

Imamonster-“He’s right.”

Osfala-“OF SILVERNESS!”

Seres-“Here we go again…” Gulley brings the rest of the
family. NOW LET’S CHECK WHAT HAPPENS TO KIMMEH ALREADY! AM I STUPID? WRITING
900 WORDS OF THIS HUGE PART?! LET’S CHECK!! Freiza was scratching Kimmeh’s
neck. Super Saiyan Goku attacks Freiza.

Goku-“You think I’m dead?”

Freiza-“TIME TO GO 100% FULL POWER!!”

Vegeta-“Kimmy go to Red ribbon army tower! We’ll take Freiza
on!”

Kimmy-“Got it!” Kimmy explores the tower. She sees a green
bug creature.

???-“I’ll absorb you to get infinite powers.”

Kimmy-“An elite maverick?”

???-“I’m not. I’M CELL THE ULTIMATE ANDROID! Speaking of
mavericks, There’s TWO GIANT elite mavericks attacking another city. They had
bunch of dragon balls with them.”

Kimmy-“Thanks for the info! Wait, you’re Cell that Freiza
mentioned?”

Cell-“CORRECT! PREPARE FOR MY POISON!” Back with Green!

Nayru-“Aww, our little brother is turning into a god
finally!”

Farore-“HE SHOULD BE GREEN!!”

Thundero-“NEVER! HE’S PURPLE!!”

Gulley-“WRONG!! HE’S YELLOW!!”

Irene-“…”

Green-“…”

Seres-“…”

Rosso-“HE SHOULD BE THE GOD OF BOULDERS!! BROWN!!!”

Osfala-“SILVER!!!” The cutie baby Roy cries again. Seres
kisses Roy.

Seres-“Don’t worry. You’ll be a god just now. Only if those
jerks will stop about the colors! OK?” She kisses him again.

Psycha-“STOP IT ALL! He should be the god of psychic like
me! In the future, he’ll read books and stuffs like me!”

Gulley-“SHUT UP WITH YOUR PINKS!!!”

Green-“I’m leaving!! Besides, I can’t wait for autumn and
winter!”

Seres-“Green, that’s a great idea! He should be the god of
Seasons!”

Osfala-“NOO HE SHOULD BE SILVER!!” Irene with her magic
powers, she burns Osfala’s butt.

Irene-“ENOUGH! THE DESCION IS FINALE!! He’s the god of
seasons!!”

Imamonster-“OK! Now I’m going. Come on, Green!”

Green-“Hey Irene, I have a question about…”

Irene-“Yes, Green?”

Green-“Euh… nevermind.”

Irene-“Go on tell me!”

Green-“Daulpher.”

Irene-“You met him? He was chasing you the whole time since
you started your very first journey. You met him after you freed Dialga, correct?”

Green-“That’s right.”

Irene-“To tell you the truth, Daulpher is not a mean
person.”

Green-“WHAAT!? BUT WHY IS HE BABYISHING ME!?”

Irene-“He was not like that. He’s the god sage of magic. He
was my best apprentice ever. He loved me and I love him. Later, a plant virus went
inside Daulpher. He completely changed and he became ‘Fabulous’.”

Green-“So Daulpher was a good person?”

Irene-“Yes, he was. I don’t know if you can stop him but
according to my magic, He’ll be defeated in a parallel dimension. (IT’S NOT
TERMINA OKAY?)”

Green-“Parallel dimension? (For more info, PM me and I’ll
tell you a teaser for the upcoming second movie.)

Irene-“That’s why Daulpher got hurt when he saw your
earrings. He is wearing the same as yours. Oh and, there’s another Goddess sage
of magic who is a neighborhood.”

Green-“Who’s she?”

Irene-“Magia. A wizard which her look scares kids. She is
also Davideo7’s master.”

Green-“WHAAAAAT!? I NEVER KNEW THAT!! ANYWAY I BETTER GO!”

Irene-“Do you want to go back to the dragon universe?”

Green-“… idk. You know what? Roy is the nicest baby I have
ever met. At least he didn’t did something very bad for me like for that stupid,
ugly, yellow, LOWDOWN FOUR FLUSHING CARECESS OF IRIS!!”

Irene-“Who’s she?”

Green-“Her? I hate her so much. She’s the granddaughter of
the stupid mayor John. (More info on BV XD!) It all started I was watching a
movie of super carrota. Kimmeh was running like a coward because she doesn’t
know how to use my sword. Here’s the dialogue of the movie:

Johnny-“Who is it?”

Snakes-“It’s me Johnny. I got the stuff.”

Johnny-“Leave it on the door step and get the hell out of
here.”

Snakes-“I need money.”

Johnny-“What money?”

Snakes-“AC Agent said that you have to pay for the stuff.”

Johnny-“Is that a fact? How much do I own ya?”

Snakes-“AC Agent said 10% dollars sir.”

Johnny-“Alright, I believe ya. But my tommy gun don’t! I’ll
give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no crest of proprety
before I PUMP YOUR GOTS FULL OF BLOOD!!”

Snakes-“Alright Johnny I’m sorry, I’m going!”

Johnny-“One, two TEN!!! *He started to shoot Sankes* Keep
the change you filthy animal.” In THAT TIME, Kimmy throwed the sword in my head
and I heard Iris crying because of the gangster film. (BV SCENCE LOL!!) I was
like:”HEY, I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!”

Kimmy (in the flashback)-“FORGET ABOUT IT AND BEAT HIM
PLEASE!!”

Green-“NOPE!! I DON’T WANT THE UGLY PRIZE!! I’ll continue to
watch my favorite movie of gangsters.”

Kimmy-“But Green, you can watch it whenever you want!”

Green-“I’ll repeat my favorite scene!!” END OF BV FLASHBACK!
That was ugly really!”

Irene-“I know that movie. It wasn’t really about Carrotta
the carrot girl. It was about the gangaster Johnny who shot Snakes, Cliff, Leo,
little moe with the gimpy leg, jeeks, snuffy, al.” (Reference to home alone 1
and 2 XD!) Who are the giant two elite mavericks? Here’s one line of one of
them.

???-“We’ll get revenge from Green for making us explodes!!
It’s not only my cute smiley face but now I have a full body!!!! If only I
could crash earth.”

???-“Shut up Magnet Smiley Face!! This time, he will think
that I’m puppet! GET READY GREEN!! THE REAL TITAN DWEEVIL IS FACING YOU!!! IT
WON’T BE EASY BREAKING OUR CRYSTALS!!” Now, here’s a BV scene from… PHANTOM
KEYBLADE!!

Giga Dark Bowser-“GOODBYE, GREEN!!! AWAHHHH!!!” He lends a
punch at Green but he dodges it.

Green-“You have to do better than that!!” Dark Bowser grabs
Green and he flamethrowers him. Green bits him.

Dark Bowser-“!!!! OWWW!!!” Green punches dark bowser.

Dark Bowser-“You can’t run. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE!” He
punches Green. ANOTHER BV SCENE IN ZORO’S MASK!! (That season is great
bytheway! I was a jerk saying it would be the best. Forgive me because I was
very very obsessed about Majora’s Mask. Forgive me please. Also, Phantom
Keyblade is better.) Kimmy receives a letter in the mailbox! It was for Green.
Green was in the Viz theatre training center. He is acting in a movie. SCENE 8
TAKE 5.

Johnny (Green)-“What are you doing here at NIGHT!?”

Angela (Eniitan)-“I was only singing Opera at the Blue
Monckey!”

Johnny (Green)-“YOU WERE SMOOCHING WITH MY BROTHER!!” Kimmy
misunderstood what’s happening. She thought that Green really mean it.

Angela (Eniitan)-“You’re lying!”

Johnny (Green)-“I’M GONNA BEAT YOU UP FOR THIS!!” Green
jumps at Eniitan and he punches her. Kimmy stops Green.

Juliet-“CUT!! KIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

Kimmy-“It’s a movie?”

Eniitan-“Yes it is! We’re practicing for next week!”

Kimmy-“Sorry bout that. Oh and Green, this is for you.”

Green-“For me?” Green takes the letter, he smokes and he burns
it.

Kimmy-“YOU DIDN’T EVEN READ IT!”

Green-“Yes I did! I only saw a word called:’John’. ANYWAY
I’LL CHAMPAGNE PARTY!!!” Kimmy takes the burn letter and she heals it. Green
was doing champagne with friends. Kimmeh reads the letter.

Kimmy-“1 week vacation? Euh OK! Oh, there’s a cookie! It
says:’It’s a Girl!’ Wow congrats Mayor! I’ll ask Green!” Kimmeh goes to see
Green.

Green-“COOKIE!?” Green breaks the cookie.

Kimmy-“Green it wasn’t an ordinary cookie!”

Green-“Champagne then?”

Kimmy-“NO! It was a cookie for you!”

Green-“WHY ALWAYS FOR ME :C!!! PLUS, I’M NOT A GIRL SO BEAT
IT!!!”

Kimmy-“John was asking if we can go to a vacation in his
town for one week.”

Green-“Tell him this: *He smokes and a fog with a sentence*
I’LL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10 TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLOW, NO CREST OF PROPRETY
BEFORE I PUP YOUR GUST FULL OF BLOOD!!!”

Kimmy-“Okay…” Green wants to stay with his girlfriend,
Saria. So Kimmeh goes to Clock Town without Green. She visits John.
Kimmeh-“Here Mr Mayor, a message from Green:’ I’LL GIVE YOU
TO THE COUNT OF 10 TO GET YOUR UGLY, YELLOW, NO CREST OF PROPRETY BEFORE I PUP
YOUR GUST FULL OF BLOOD!!!’”

John-“Eww!!! Why does he disagrees?”

Kimmy-“Because he wants to stay with his friends:
Imamonster, Saria, User, Eniitan, and some more.”

John-“Tell him that I want to see him!”

Kimmy-“Okay!” Kimmeh returns to Vizzed Town to talk with
Green.

Green-“He wants to see me? FINE I’LL GO!” Green goes to
Clock Town and he goes to the Mayor’s Office. Green drinks champagne.

John-“You’re Green, right?”

Green-“Right.”

John-“What’s your brother’s name?”

Green-“Green.”

John-“Sister?”

Green-“Green”

John-“Mom and Dad?”

Green-“Both of them Green. *He spits champagne on John’s
face* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME?! I DON’T HAVE A FAMILY! I’M ORPHELEAN!
*He now plays on his Viz phone*.”

John-“OK. First of all, why you don’t want to spent time
here?”

Green-“Because this place sucks.”

John-“OK. Second, why do you think this place sucks?”

Green-“Because there isn’t a shop where I can buy the latest
movies of super carrotta. This place is BORING!!”

John-“OK. You can hear the world’s great music from here.”

Green-“I don’t care. VIZZED TOWN IS THE BEST!!”

John-“Enough! You’re having many warnings for insulting my
place, for making fun of the musics, for himulating me!”

Green-“You’re not my boss!!”

John-“David has to sign these.”

Green-“HEY!! YOU WANNA GET SLICE!! NOBOYD BOSSES ME
AROUND!!!”

John-“You also have a warning for yelling at my office!
GUARDS! TAKE HIM IN PRISON!!”

Green-“WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT DID I EVEN DO?”

John-“You know.” Green kills all of the guards.

Green-“Heya! What about the warnings?”

John-“KIMMY! GIVE THESE PAPERS TO DAVIDEO7!!!”

Green-“YOU’RE THE WORST MAYOR EVER :CC!!!! PLUS, STOP
TALKING ME WITH AN ITALIAN ACCICENT!”

John-“I was born in Italy dummy! Plus, I’m not the worst.”

Green-“YES YOU ARE!!! YOU’RE THE STUPIDEST, UGLIEST!!!”

John-“I’m not! Plus, a few days ago, I finally became a
grandfather !”

Green-“*laughs* YOU’RE MARRIED?! DUDE! Getting married IS
THE WORST THING EVER!!! YOU’LL HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOUR WIFE!!!”

John-“That’s right. In my time, Aroma was always bossing me
around.”

Green-“Is that so? THEN STAB HER IT’S EASY!!!”

John-“Btw, nice clothes!”

Green-“Thanks!” David enters the room.

David-“JOHN!!! HOW COULD YOU!?”

John-“David?”

David-“HOW COULD YOU GIVE GREEN WARNINGS? YOU’RE NOT THE
BOSS OF HIM! I AM!!! NO ONE BOSSES GREEN AROUND EXCEPT ME!!!”

Green-“Correct !”

David-“NOW, I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A WARNING! GREEN HAS TO DO
SOMETHING VERY TERRIFYING FOR YOU!!!!”

John-“*gulps* how?”

Green-“Bytheway, who’s that four flashing carcass who’s
playing with LITTLE BABYISH CUBES?! WELL!? ”

John-“That’s my new granddaughter. She’s only 5 days born.”

Green-“5 DAYS BORN!? MY WORST NUMBER EVER!!! BECAUSE OF
THIS, I WILL SLICE HER IN HALF LIKE THERE’S NO MORE CHAMPAGNE IN LIFE!!” Green
charges at her but he laughs.

David-“Bravo Green! Great joke! That’s a good warning for
him! LET’S GET OUT!!”

Green-“YEAH!!!” And so Green and David punishes John.  I might do a story but not the sequel of the
dark wand later. It would be the sequel of… you’ll find out soon in the future!
TEASER FOR SECOND MOVIE! PARALLEL DEMENSIONS! First of all, you remember Lina
right? The one who helped Green in Romani Ranch. In this movie, she will have a
much bigger role. NOW FOR THE TEASER! Where am I? WELCOME TO DEZZIV TOWN!! HAVE
A NICE DAY! Dezziv Town? I don’t want to be healed. I’m searching for the
forest sage, Saria! Wait, don’t go! You’re pretty injured so rest here for a
couple of minutes!! GODDESSES NOW!! LET’S OPEN THE PORTAL!! NO, NOT THE
PORTAL!! It says, deliver the final blow! I’m your dezzivian counterpart. This
is where I live. The reasons I was on your world because I was kicked out. The
name’s Jill! I’m Saria! LEGEND OF GREENLUIGI MOVIE 2: PARALLEL DEMENSIONS!
COMING JUNE 2014! Do you think Green will go back to the dragon universe? Let’s
find out now!

Green-“Geez. If I go back there, what will kim do?”

Saria-“You should better go help your new friends since
we’re alive.”

Green-“I’ll contact Psycha and to see what does she think.
I’ll also ask her about how’s Roy !” Green contacts Psycha.

Psycha-“Hey Green. I’m in the middle of reading my books!
Call me later!”

Green-“HEY! FIRST, tell me if I can go back to the dragon universe!
How will be kimmeh’s reaction?”

Psycha-“Idk. It’s better if you go back.”

Green-“SECOND, how’s Roy ?”

Psycha-“… he’s great thank you.”

Green-“I WANNA TALK WITH HIM TO SEE WHAT HE CAN SAY!”

Psycha-“Why?”

Green-“I WANT TO!”

Psycha-“OK! *She leaves to get Roy. She carries him* Hey
Roy, Green wants to talk with you!”

Green-“Hey, Roy! It’s me Green!” Roy claps hands and he
shakes.

Psycha-“Now I think he wants his mom. Say goodbye, Roy!” Roy
waves his hands.

Green-“That was so cute.” Green throws his bottle capsule
and he returns to the Dragon Universe. He goes to the Red Ribbon army tower. He
slices Cell.

Kimmy-“Green? I thought you commit suicide!”

Green-“Me? That’s cute.”

Kimmy-“How was it with your friends?”

Green-“…”

Kimmy-“What’s wrong!? Can’t you talk!? Saria’s dead?”

Green-“WHO SAID THAT!?”

Kimmy-“I thought you’re gonna face Prince Fou alone!”

Green-“Instead, I confronted Daulpher. I failed as usual.”

Kimmy-“Green… I WANNA FIGHT YOU!”

Green-“Why?”

Kimmy-“FOR YOUR BAD BEHAVIOR LAST TIME AND YOU WERE MEAN TO
US TRIO! WHAT’S WRONG YOU!?”

Green-“Nothing is wrong! *Goes fierce deity* IF YOU WANNA
FIGHT ME, IT’S ON!!!” NEXT CHAPTER COMING: Green VS Kimmy! TIME IS RUNNING OUT
AND SUPER SAIYAN 3?! BTW guys, I made the first chapter of the legend of Zelda:
Fairy Ocarina. I’m too lazy to post it. So, here’s a preview of chapter 2! (If
you don’t want spoilers, then don’t read the preview) The young woman takes
Link into a castle.

Link-“Excuse me but, I have to see a woman called Zelda!”

???-“Exactly, I’m Zelda! I’m a sweet woman with yellow blond
hair, blue eyes and a pink dress!”

Navi-“YOU’RE ZELDA!? WOW!”

Zelda-“Yep!”

Link-“I’m the messenger sent by the deku tree!”

Zelda-“Messenger? Talk about it when we arrive at the
castle!” HOLY MOLY! I WROTE 3199 WORDS!!!