Hi everyone! Mimerio here. It's been a while hasn't it? Since I last wrote a review that is!
Today's review will be about a game that was from many many... alright maybe not that many for some, years ago. Doctor Mario.
But you think you yourself and ask - wasn't Mario a plumber? Yes he was, he still is. He's gone down sewage pipes now he's going down your windpipe in this rather interesting spin on the popular franchise.
We go right into the mouth and look at the graphics section, things with the eyes! What do we see? We see a bunch of blue, yellow and red viruses running amok in our patient's body! Oh no, what will we do?! Thankfully Mario, sorry DOCTOR Mario has three pills, what's this? They too are blue, yellow and red? What a coincidence, how would we use them I wonder.
Next we travel to the left and right and find the Sound department, things we can hear! The music is repetitive, but very catchy. the game has a few different selections of music based on your difficulty setting. But all three are equally as repetitive but equally as catchy to contrast!
Addictiveness, we travel northwards to the brain, the big cheese, the noodle, the central thinker in all it's glory. Tests show this game is highly addictive! Could it be nicotine Doctor? no? Well what is it then? It seems that the patient has an addiction to this game Doctor. What is the cure?
We remain in the brain to research the frustration levels of our test subject, seems that these levels are normal. I don't think we really need to... wait a minute! the frustration levels seem to rise as the player goes further in the game?! Doctor we have a crisis situation here!
So Doctor, what is your diagnosis?
I see: it seems he has "Gameus Addictivitus"
A cure for it is to remove all traces of technology from around him and give him books instead. A one week dosage of this shall remedy the situation. If all else fails we'd have to perform surgery.
Thank you for popping into Mimerio's doctor surgery and have a nice day!
Hi everyone! Mimerio here. It's been a while hasn't it? Since I last wrote a review that is!
Today's review will be about a game that was from many many... alright maybe not that many for some, years ago. Doctor Mario.
But you think you yourself and ask - wasn't Mario a plumber? Yes he was, he still is. He's gone down sewage pipes now he's going down your windpipe in this rather interesting spin on the popular franchise.
We go right into the mouth and look at the graphics section, things with the eyes! What do we see? We see a bunch of blue, yellow and red viruses running amok in our patient's body! Oh no, what will we do?! Thankfully Mario, sorry DOCTOR Mario has three pills, what's this? They too are blue, yellow and red? What a coincidence, how would we use them I wonder.
Next we travel to the left and right and find the Sound department, things we can hear! The music is repetitive, but very catchy. the game has a few different selections of music based on your difficulty setting. But all three are equally as repetitive but equally as catchy to contrast!
Addictiveness, we travel northwards to the brain, the big cheese, the noodle, the central thinker in all it's glory. Tests show this game is highly addictive! Could it be nicotine Doctor? no? Well what is it then? It seems that the patient has an addiction to this game Doctor. What is the cure?
We remain in the brain to research the frustration levels of our test subject, seems that these levels are normal. I don't think we really need to... wait a minute! the frustration levels seem to rise as the player goes further in the game?! Doctor we have a crisis situation here!
So Doctor, what is your diagnosis?
I see: it seems he has "Gameus Addictivitus"
A cure for it is to remove all traces of technology from around him and give him books instead. A one week dosage of this shall remedy the situation. If all else fails we'd have to perform surgery.
Thank you for popping into Mimerio's doctor surgery and have a nice day!