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10-28-13 02:51 AM
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This is a thread for puns and jokes! Everybody needs a good laugh now and then.Post all the funny ones you've got up your sleeve. . Lemme start us out with some:

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus

I have a friend who's addicted to break fluid. He can't stop anytime!

I tried to catch some fog. I mist

What do you call a log with nothing to do?
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This is a thread for puns and jokes! Everybody needs a good laugh now and then.Post all the funny ones you've got up your sleeve. . Lemme start us out with some:

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus

I have a friend who's addicted to break fluid. He can't stop anytime!

I tried to catch some fog. I mist

What do you call a log with nothing to do?
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I'm terrible at jokes but I'll still share one. I hope someone likes it. I made it myself.

What did the peanut butter say to the sandwich with jelly? I'll be there in a jiffy! (In case someone reading this doesn't get it, there is a brand of peanut-butter called Jif. Get it? JIFfy. Ha ha! XD

So terrible...
I'm terrible at jokes but I'll still share one. I hope someone likes it. I made it myself.

What did the peanut butter say to the sandwich with jelly? I'll be there in a jiffy! (In case someone reading this doesn't get it, there is a brand of peanut-butter called Jif. Get it? JIFfy. Ha ha! XD

So terrible...
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