Welcome Welcome Welcome to the Pokemon Reviews,today i am looking at a puffer fish...or is it pucker fish...I don't know and i don't really care but screw it your not here to correct my spelling and or Grammer,your here to read my reviews for..some weird reason when there are so many better sources out there for information,maybe you just read these because you do not prefer facts numbers and a cold monotone voice telling you what to pick maybe you just want some flesh and blood telling you an honest opinion.

Ryuk:...Deep

Relinquish: Indeed...you know i'm starting to like you


Moveset
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Alright this thing has 3 moves to start it off those are spikes,tackle,and poison sting,These moves are all pretty decent but really your just going to be spamming tackle so...a for effort

Harden and Minimize,9:Harden raises your defense stat by 1 stage ...its okay but i really did not have a good use for it,now minimize increases your chance for your opponent to miss by 1 stage,everything i have said about harden...just apply it here

Water Gun,13:This move has a base attack damage of 40 and and has 100% accuracy,good move take it use it love it

Rollout,17:This move has a base attack damage of 30 and has 90% accuracy,This move also may hit 5 times in a row and its damage will increase by 50% every time,This is a pretty good move and i really recommend you take it and use it as your main move for a while

Toxic Spikes,21:This move poisons the targets Pokemon the next time they switch Pokemon,this is a pretty bad move for in game but for online...go crazy boys go crazy

Stockplie and Spit up,25: No...No..NO WASTER SLOTS DO NOT TAKE IT

Revenge,29:This dark type move 60 and has 100% accuracy,also this moves damage increases by the amount of damage you took by taking damage from the last attack you took damage from,this is one of my favorite moves so if can spare an extra slot take this move because trust me it will come in handy sometimes

Brine,33:This move has a base attack damage of 65 and has 100% accuracy,also this move damage increases to 130 if your targets pokemon is below 50% health,go ahead and take it

Pin Missle,37: Ugh...

Ryuk: Whats wrong?

Deathstroke: Don't say anything just go with it

as you all may know i hate moves like this,but screw it i have to talk about it,this move has a base attack damage of 14 and has 85% accuracy,also this move hits 2-5 times,i don't it take it if you like but screw it this move sucks to me

Take down,41:This move has a base attack damage of 90 and has 85% accuracy and if it hits you take 25% of the damage as recoil,this is one of my favorite moves take it use it love it

Aqua Tail,45:This move has a base attack damage of 90 and has 90% accuracy and...that's it,if you take this move use it sparingly,also i recommend it

Poison jab,49:uh...poison jab...

Frieza: What...How

Death the Kid: Well it could...maybe

Deathstroke: I don't uh...possibly

Ryuk: I got nothing

Okay poison jab,even though i have no idea what its going to jab the target with,this move has a base attack damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy,also this move has a 30% chance of poisoning the target,great move take it

Destiny Bond,53: This move bonds the targets life with your life,basically if you faint the target faints, that's it,this is a fun move to use so take it if you want but i would never use it for a serious playthrough

Hydro Pump,57:This move has a base attack damage of 120 and has 80% accuracy,i Prefer accuracy over power but hey i will admit i had a fun time with this move so..use it if you want


Stats
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Hp,65: Woah...pretty low...i was expecting better but this just barely gets a pass

Attack,95: This is a great stat and this move does nothing but boost your attack moves even more,very good stat

Defense,75: Once again this is a pretty basic but still pretty effective stat,and i will admit when i was using it i could feel the stat taking effect,i survived moves that i know i should have not survived...but barely

Sp.Atk and Sp,def,55: Both of these suck MOVING ON

Speed,85:This is a great stat and it makes this Pokemon SO FAST i mean it i could outrun about 65% of my targets

This Pokemon has 3 weaknesses, Ground Psychic and Electric,Alright these are a bit more complicated to what i am used to so i have to try a different approach

Ground: This weakness does not matter because of 2 reasons,1.This Pokemon is a water type and has alot of the moves that a water type has to get rid of this type easily,2.you are faster than most of the rock type Pokemon you will come across

Psychic: I did not run into this type Alot but always be wary and have a dark type or a bug type with you,or just have a Pokemon that has a dark type or a bug type move.

Electric: Now this will be your main problem,i ran into this type Alot and to be honest i still don't have a complete defense against it because in my testing i did not run across Alot of ground types

This Pokemon was pretty easy for me to level and i did not have much trouble until i ran across Pokemon in the grass that could actually kill me


Tms and Hms
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Dive
Take Down
Thunderwave
Uh...you pick

I am going to be honest this is nothing but a april fools set that i just made because i have no idea about what i should do to make this Pokemon work so..sorry if you guys have a better set or just some ideas just tell me


Gyms Rivals and the Elite 4
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Gyms:This Guy is not going to be that effective in gyms,it pains me to say it but...this thing really really REALLY blows in gyms and if your like me,your not going to have a fun time using it,i did not even have fun testing it

Rival : Okay this is where this Pokemon gets a bit better,its not a extreme awesome choice to use against your rival but still its alot better against your rival than it is against the gyms

Trainers are actually going to pose a threat to you,not a major threat but you should still watch out for them,btw the trainers in victory road...yeah there about 1 or 2 steps below your rival now so be wary

Elite 4: No..NO..PFFT NOOOO this thing will die so fast in the elite 4 that its insane i died so many times using this thing in the elite 4 that i never actually beat any of the champions,(even though that's not really the point its just testing) i never beat gary i never beat lance or silver i never beat Cynthia,i never dropped 1 one of them


Tips
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1.If you give this Pokemon a healing item,give it something that can heal everything in 1 burst,not something that heals slowly overtime
2.Do not put this guy at the lead of your team or you will get terrible results
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Final Thoughts:Well...its not the best,this Pokemon's Moveset is good,its stats are decent,its tms are just barely passing in fact i think they are good but i cannot figure them out,and its pretty bad against the a.i but not to the point where its terrible,all in all this Pokemon is not terrible at the start in fact its really good,but its not going to get better over time,in fact its going to be the opposite,its going to falter over time and weaken like a rotting piece of fruit,over all i recommend this Pokemon to you at the start of the game but not over time so i cannot give it the Agent of Awesomeness badge but...i did have some fun with it

Final rating: 3.3/5

Fun fact:I freaking Love the Amazing Atheist videos go to Youtube and check them out if you want..i really hope this does not count as spamming

Bonus Question: Why in gods name is L from Death note so popular...? I mean if you guys like him please tell me why i mean...Jesus every girl i have met that likes anime is into that character, its just a hybrid of Double D From ed edd n eddy and Sasuke from naruto,he has the looks and the Emo voice of sasuke,but he has the brain of Double D

If you liked this Give it a like leave a comment and come back for my next review, Also come back on the 25th because there's going to be a little Suprise



Don't make me pucker my lips mom...* Pouts*



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When I saw Destiny Bong, I kinda laughed a bit. But I know what move you are talking about. 

Okay, so for Qwilfish, I absolutely NEVER use him. I don't really even know where to find them, and I honestly do not bother trying to find them either. Plenty of other fish in the sea that are better. 

I do not know of anyone who has ever used one either (not knowingly anyways). 

However, Qwilfish isn't the absolute worst. You mentioned its Attack stat, which is pretty good.

You can give it Surf, or even Waterfall as a good STAB attack, if you plan on using him, that is.

One of his abilities, Swift Swim, doubles his speed during rain, which is pretty good. Set up some attack-boosting attacks on him, and maybe he can do some good damage, especially with those two STAB attacks, Try to keep only one STAB attack, fill the other spots with some other useful coverage moves, like Poison Jab, or even Toxic. (Give him Toxic if he has low defense...with a low defense, he won't be much use in battles except in lasting-damage moves, like Toxic).

Speaking of having such low defense, if your Qwilfish has an astoundingly low defense, give it Destiny Bond, Toxic/Poison Jab, Waterfall, and Explosion. Waterfall is one good attack to use for STAB effects, if you are just trying to weaken the opponent. 
The other three moves are really fool-proof options to really annoy your opponent, since Qwilfish will probably not be able to stand against their Pokemon. 

 WOAH!  I'm going to need to get better if we're going to have a rivalry over Pokemon Reviews.  Great job, though!

You know what it would be awesome? If Qwilfish could evolve or mega evolve, because then it's problem of being terrible in the elite four, rival battles, and every trainer battle, would probably be fixed. But good job on the review I enjoyed it, keep them up.

I hate this Pokemon. It is one of those Pokemon that were made just to never really be used. I think the sprites are kind of fun to look at but seriously QFish is only used to annoy the hell out of other trainers while not being a very good stall Pokemon either. It could poison a Pokemon and all you would do is switch it out to your wall, wait for the switch, send of QFish and poison another Pokemon on your opponent's team. So yeah this Pokemon is just so bad even though its attack is decent. So many better choices no matter what gen you are deciding on.

Great job with this review! You had a great amount of detail for a Pokemon that didn't really need it. I don't really like the Pokemon, but I can't say that it is that bad.

relinquish022 : i am assuming in jabs you with its pins. Seems logical.

Also, another nice review by you.

Kiodahawk :

If this happened, a Mega-Evolution of Qwilfish, then LOL. Sure, it may gain a few more stat boosts, but I don't think problems with the Elite Four will be changed. 

An evolution of Qwilfish is reasonable. Now that you say that, I actually want one, so it may make Qwilfish much more appealing (battle-wise, not by looks, because that really sin't going to happen lol) for some gamers. 

Rival battles, it is okay how it is now, you can defeat rivals easily if you have the right moves. Evolution(s) will most likely make it easier, unless it gains some unexpected ability or behaves like the evolutions of slakoth (Truant on Slakoth, something that makes you not fall asleep on Vigorath, then Truant again on Mr. uber Slaking).

mourinhosgum : I never thought about that...i am an idiot 






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I also proved you wrong on your raikou one to.lol. poke poke.