Kid:so you were kidnapped...?

Relinquish: YES I WAS KIDNAPPED WHAT DO YOU THINK IM FREAKING LYING TO YOU?

Kid: okay okay well the good thing is that your safe

Relinquish: of course im safe Deathstroke would never  hurt me he had no reason to 

Kid:how would you even know that 

Relinquish: i read the comics 

Kid:oh well anyway....

Relinquish: what...?

Kid:well when i was trapped in this dimension didnt you notice something?

Relinquish: not really...

Kid: Liz and Patty my weapons they haven't spoke since i got here even on are way to your house they didnt speak 

Relinquish: oh yeah how did i miss guns that talk especially when you pointed them at my head?

Kid: yes well i have a theory 

Relinquish: which is...?

Kid: that-

*Door bell rings*

Relinquish: one moment kid

*Opens door*

Relinquish: Seto Kaiba...?

Kaiba: good you know my name

Relinquish: of course i do but why are you here your not even one of my favorite characters even when i liked the show i never liked you 

Kaiba: well im not very fond of you either but i need you help

Relinquish: weird seems like everyone needs my help sometimes 

Kaiba: anyway i need you to help with defeating a certain dragon master named lance 

Kid:lance ins't that the guy that runs the elite 4 relinquish goes on about?

Relinquish: i dont go on about him i just think the guy is cool but i can still help

Kaiba; yes well anyway i'm getting rid of blue eyes so i can use this...

*Shows picture of dragonite*

Relinquish: Kaiba are you insane why would you get rid of your signature monster thats like...your character your passion you cant just get rid of it besides its not that strong its just overly hyped bye the fanboys....listen how about this i will tell you the good things and the bad things about dragonite and i promise you will want blue eyes back.

Kaiba:fine but its pointless 

Kid: do you really think you can convince him

Relinquish: oh i will bye god i will the only thing i liked about kaiba growing up was that dragon...and kaiba your bringing that dragon back

Kaiba:well then why dont we get started?

Relinquish: fine then looks like i got something to review....

Alright guys looks like we have to review dratini to help blue eyes out so lets get started well there are only 2 ways to find dratini the first way is to go to the goldenrod game corner and buy it which is actually very effective and MUCH more effective than the second way and the second way to get dratini is to go to the dragons den which is....almost at the end of the game in johto at least....okay i say get it at goldenrod unless you want to grind for an eternity but if your determined than you can make it work now its time for my favorite part of the review movesets

Kaiba: you mean attack and defense points..?

Relinquish: uh kaiba this isnt yu gi oh 

Now lets just assume that for some weird freaking reason you got a level 5 dratini i dont know how maybe bye breeding but whatever the only 2 moves it will know are wrap and leer...not good i know but stick with it and dratini will get much better at level 8 we get thunder wave which is somewhat effective but i rarely use it now at level 15 we get are first dragon type move known as twister this dragon type move has a base attack power of 40 and is not the best but hey its still better than the moves we got before so be grateful now at level 22 we get one of the best known dragon type moves in the Pokemon community dragon rage and this special little move is unique because no matter what it this moves always does 40 hp damage so...once again this move is effective somewhat i dont know i just really dont know how to feel about this move so this ones all up to you guys now finally at level 29 we get a move that is great no doubt about it and that is slam now this move does 80 damage and is very effective use it USE IT so at level 36

Kaiba; WAIT

Relinquish:what..?

Kaiba: somethings happening to the creature

Relinquish: oh yeah i almost forgot its evoling

Kaiba so its changing form?

Relinquish: i suppose you can say that but hey lets get back to the review

Okay now we have dragonair and this is a very good upgrade from dratini stat wise and moveset wise so lets continue at level 38 we get agillity a move that i will not use and i suggest that you do not use it either why because it just makes the pokemon faster and i prefer power over speed okay at level 47 we get safeguard now this move protects your team from critical hits which is also something i dont like using but i recently found out that alot of people like this move so use it if you want but i will not use this move 

Relinquish:okay kaiba we are finally getting to out last form which is dragonite 

kaiba: finally lets see what this thing can really do...

Okay we finally have one of the most famous pokemon ever dragonite now when this pokemon was revealed people fell in love with it even though its not one of my favorites i can admit i kind of like but hey lets get back to its moves so at level 55 we get wing attack which is something i suggest you use expect when you get tms and hms which is something i will get to later at leve 61 we get outrage one of the strongest dragon type moves ever outrage inflicts damage for 2-3 turns on the opponent but the user cannot switch the pokemon out now in the newer generation they change this but its still a good move here so i suggest you use it but not all the time be very careful with this move and finally at level 75 we get hyper beam we all know what it does i dont like using it but if you want to just use it 

Relinquish:and thats it for its moveset kaiba now we going to move onto stats

Kaiba: so its attack and defense points

Relinquish: *facepalm*

Now dragonite 3 major weaknesses are rock ice and dragon now luckily most of these types are not found commonly in the game so that is a very good advantage now all of dragonites stats combined add up to 600 and my god that is powerful and its most powerful stat is its attack and its lowest stat is its speed but it has enough bulk to survive those attacks 

we now move on to tms and hms and honestly i dont have much to say on this part im sorry but its moveset is already okay all i can give is suggestions and those are 

Fire punch
thunder punch
wing attack
outrage 

okay effective against rivals and gym leaders well lets be honest bye the time you got this pokemon you already beat your rival as for the elite 4 well....this is very mixed i would use this pokemon when playing for fun but not when i am serious so use it if you want as for the gym leaders USE THIS THING if you balance its level it should steam roll all the gyms in kanto no problem except for brock but thats it time for final thoughts

Final thoughts: really this pokemon is not as strong as people say it is but its still effective i just dont use it often its one of those things where i know its a good Pokemon but i just dont want to use it now i was about to give this guy a 3.5 but i think it fully deserved this rating

Final Rating 4/5 

Relinquish: so kaiba you still want to use this thing?

Kaiba: yes

Relinquish:...YOU SON OF A-

Kaiba: BUT i will use blue eyes as well...i realized that if dragonite is that powerful i can just use them together and have even more power

relinquish:well okay that can work

Kaiba: good...thanks i guess i should taking my leave now i have training to do

relinquish: okay well..good luck 

*kaiba leaves*

Relinquish:well then i think i did a good job

Kid:indeed but about my theory

Relinquish: oh right go on

Kid: well when i arrived at your house if suddenly felt as if liz and pattys souls were out of sync with mine 

Relinquish:woah well why didnt you tell me

Kid; well i thought they were just angry at me but thats not the case anyway ever since i got here these weird characters are arriving at your house

Relinquish: yeah...i know that 

Kid:okay im going to get to the point something is drawing these people here i dont know what but its something powerful

Relinquish:well what could it be

Kid: if i knew i would have told you bye know 

Relinquish:....well this could be bad but hey lets just get some rest i mean...your death the kid you can deal with this right

Kid: i hope so...

CLIFFHANGER...I guess but anyway thats my dratini review hope you enjoyed it as always request review and reply 













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