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Wow that's amazing that they made a game like that for the Nintendo 64.

The first time I played this game I didn't stop laughing. Most people I know hate spoofs whether it be a game or a movie such as the scary movie series but even all of us loved Conker's Bad Fur Day. This game did an amazing job especially for its time and limits like the graphics I gave a ten because for that time zone it even looks better then some of the games on the PlayStation. Not only that but the sound quality was right on with the plot and never seemed too delayed or too early to match a characters lips unlike some other games which is why I gave this category a ten as well. And of course like almost anyone else who has played this game I was without a doubt addicted to this game because no matter how many times you beat the game its so good that I can come back to play it again and still wanting to play it solo campaign / multiplayer or multiplayer with friends. I even played this game about half a year ago and played with people that I had pretty much just met and we laughed our butts off in heist when one of them was coming up the ramp I threw a bomb bout five seconds before he got there when I was facing another friend and killed him then threw the bomb and he never expected it and of course died. This game is tons of fun whether Ur a pro, some everyday average player or even just some nub as long as u have a sense of humor. The storyline is great fir anyone who likes comedies, blood, war and a lot of other categories which is a huge point on why I'm making this game a ten overall. Its not like its just for people who likes comedies because they have taken all these different sides to this plot, which brings in just about anyone who will at least try to play a game. Even now I don't see many games where it brings as many aspects into them to bring in all different kinds of gamers because all the new ones are pretty much specifically designed for certain gamers such as Call of Duty which is of course a game designed for shooting gamers or like Gran Turismo which is designed for racing gamers. But what you get with Conkers Bad Fur Day isn't just one of specifications, its about all of them if not all of them. Like for shooting!? Well it has guns and for racing there is a racing part in the story as well as multiplayer for dance well they do have a dancing part too and for any perverts, yes there are scenes for that and a whole lot more. This game was greatly designed; had great graphics which like I said I gave a ten, amazing sound for another 10, addictiveness was a 10 with it making you always want to come back for more. The story was a little confusing but perfectly understandable knowing it was a spoof of many movies such as The Matrix, Aliens and I'm sure some others but I just cant remember at the moment since its been a while that I played it. But even so I'm still giving it a ten because I loved the matrix and alien spoof as well as the singing poop and the midget grim reaper making it another 10. Without knowing it I have already talked about the depth of the game too, pretty much mentioning how far the creators brought it to what almost anyone would love offering a lot for any gamer out there making this a ten as well. As for difficulty it was moderately easy but that was only because I was not on Einstein difficulty but that's like any other game so I just gave it a five since it has all the different difficulties as almost any other game. All together I gave this game a perfect ten since the game creators really came through for everyone.

With all that being said. ~

Overall = 10

Graphics = 10

Sound = 10

Addictive = 10

Story = 10

Depth = 10

Difficulty = 5

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Story of Conker the Squirrel -

Conker the Squirrel is a greedy, heavy drinking red squirrel who is attempting to return home to Berry. The game is composed of various challenges like solving puzzles (kind of reminds me of Zelda but not as based on them though) or racing vehicles (like jak on the hover board from jak and daxter 3 I believe), split across multiple levels. The game also includes a multiplayer mode where up to four players can compete in seven different game types. I think its interesting how they turned it from originally wanting it to be a family game to going towards a more mature audience (even though I still played it at a young age). It features graphic violence, sexual themes, strong language, toilet humor, and several film parodies. The game takes place in an over world where players can transition from one level to another, although many are initially blocked off until Conker earns a certain amount of cash. The Panther King, ruler of the land that Conker is lost in, finds that his throne's side table is missing one of its legs and orders his quadriplegic weasel servant, Professor Von Kriplespac, to solve the problem (Who tends to say "arse" a lot and many other swears). Kriplespac suggests the use of a red squirrel as the fourth leg for his table, and therefore the Panther King sends his minions to search for one and capture it. During his quest to return home, Conker finds wads of cash scattered throughout the land, and becomes sidetracked from his goal a lot. The result is always a cash reward, which aids access to other areas in the over world from all the quests. One of the bosses in the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day." The Great Mighty Poo is an opera singing pile of poop. He was one of my favorite parts of the game by far. What a humorous action platformer that goes with the item collection found in most games in the genre. Instead, BFD employs a combination of standard jump, run and explore mechanics and context-sensitive gags and actions. For instance, in the beginning of the game, by pressing the b button on the first pad he encounters, Conker drinks some Alka-Seltzer to wipe out his hangover, at which point players can proceed forward. Later on these pads are used to activate a slingshot and throwing knives; to turn Conker into an anvil and drop downward; to shoot automatic, double-handed guns; to activate a The Matrix-inspired slow-motion effect and flip through the air shooting enemies; and much, much more.

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Information on that damn drunken bastard and his hilarious game -

Conker's Bad Fur Day is one of ten Nintendo 64 games released in 2001. Originally developed as a kiddy game under the name of Conker's Quest and later Twelve Tales: Conker 64, Rare's next game in the Conker series was heading to become another run-of-the-mill platform game. Apparently, Rare changed their mind during production, and instead set out to create a "controversial" game aimed at adults and older teens.Inspired by South Park, the then newly renamed Conker's Bad Fur Day promised to use scatological humour, sexual innuendo (some more subtle than others), cartoon violence, and excessive swearing. Originally thought to be an April Fools joke, the announcement turned out to be completely true.A few years later, after Rare was bought out by Microsoft, a remake of the game, Conker: Live and Reloaded, came out. Conker's Bad Fur Day is an M-rated video game for the Nintendo 64 starring Rare's Conker the Squirrel. The game was the first game of the franchise that was made to appeal to an older audience. Along the way, Conker finds himself in a variety of situations, including having to recover a bee hive from Wayne and the Wankas, confronting an opera-singing pile of feces, being turned into a bat by a vampire, and even getting drafted into a war between the SHC and a nazi-like race of teddy bears simply known as the Tediz. A thug working for Don Weaso, head of the Weasel Mafia, abducts Berri from her home with the intention of using her as an exotic dancer for the Rock Solid club. Don Weaso was later revealed to be working for the Panther King. Near the end of the game, Berri and Conker are enlisted by Don Weaso to rob a bank. When they get into the vault, they find the Panther King, who has Don Weaso shoot Berri to death and prepares to turn Conker into a side table leg. About this time, Professor von Kriplespac reveals a xenomorph, whom he later calls Heinrich, hiding in the Panther King’s chest; Heinrich then bursts out of the Panther King, killing him. Don Weaso uses this opportunity to escape. The vault then turns into a space ship and launches into space, where Heinrich attempts to kill Conker. Conker then opens an air lock, pulling von Kriplespac into the vacuum of space to his death. As Conker is about to be killed by Heinrich in the Mech Suit, everything freezes due to the game locking up, and Conker is allowed to ask the Programmers for whatever he wants (who communicate to Conker with a command line). He gets a Katana, and is transported to the Panther King's throne room. He then decapitates Heinrich, and is crowned king by Franky, the Weasel Guards, Ron and Reg (sort of), Rodent, Marvin, and the Lady Cogs, calling back to the prologue. Conker is unhappy with this result, however, as he does not want to be king, and he forgot to ask the Programmers to bring Berri back to life. Conker returns to the Cock and Plucker, and drowns his sorrows with some scotch. He then stumbles off into the night again, except he goes in the direction opposite to where he went last time. The game has a lot of strong language in it, but only censors a few words, with the subtitles of the speech containing the word being red flashing symbols, like skulls, spirals and lightning. The multi player modes consist of ~

-Raptor involves up to two players playing as remote controlled Fangys who are trying to feed a Dino Baby, while the other team to play as are a group of Uga-Bugas that want to steal the Dino Eggs for breakfast.

-Heist involves a parody of Reservoir Dogs in the intro. Four teams (either two per team or one player each, depending on how the game is set up)--Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow— all take place in the robbing of the Feral Reserve Bank. The objective is to retrieve Cash Bag from the center of the level and run with it all the way back to their corresponding vault without being damaged (in which case they lose the bag and it attempts to return to the center).

-War can either be a large-team Deathmatch or Capture the Flag with all of the game's weapons scattered between each level. Each level has two bases, a large field between them, each with multiple access points and places for different tactics. For example, there are sewers where a gas Canister can be planted to kill all unprotected soldiers in the Total War level.

-Tank uses the Class Twenty-Two Tank from the single-player mode. Players all spawn in their own bunker and go around a large canyon with optional, pick-up upgrades and battle to the death. Players have the option of also grabbing a gas canister, much like in Total War, and returning to their bunker where they are protected.

-Race is simply the multiplayer version of a minigame within Single Player. Here, players must go around a volcano with their hoverboards. They can attack other players and, if not careful, crash into walls and die. The first one to make a certain amount of laps, determined before the start of the game, or is the last man standing wins.

-Deathmatch has all of the multiplayer maps available to play in, except for the ones used in Beach, Tank, and Race. In this mode, basically characters simply try to kill any other charcters on the field.

-Beach which has squirrel civilians running for safety under a time limit while the tediz try to shoot them down.