I'm going to review three games based on the toxic avenger. But first, I'm going to give you a bit of a history lesson. The Toxic avenger Is a movie all about a guy who fell into a vat of toxic waste and became the toxic avenger. I haven't watched the movie yet, but I wanna!
Then It was popular and there was a kid's cartoon show based on it called the toxic crusaders. Then came a ton of merchandise, such as action figures, and of course, video games, to name two. And the video games were bad. But probably not the action figures.
The first game we'll be reviewing is going to be the toxic crusaders game boy game. The game starts with Toxic raining down on a guy and he transforms into Toxie, AKA the Toxic Avenger (No do-do). The game is more of a platforming shooter more than a beat-em up. You can select your character, kinda like in, oh I dunno, ALMOST EVERY GAME EVER!
Let's start with major disaster. He's got a rifle that shoots Toxic drops. Now let's try Nozone. This dude shoots sonic booms from his nose, probably supposed to be sonic snots. Time to try Head-Banger. This dude throws two things. A knife, I'm assuming. The other? A MICROSCOPE. Who the heck THROWS a microscope at people? Your guess is as good as mine! Only two more to go. Let's try Toxie. Toxie, as you would expect, shoots deadly water from his mop. Last, junkyard. Being a dog, this guy throws bones at baddies.
And guess what happens when all five of these guys get killed? GAME OVER.
Next, the gameplay. Guess how you have to go up hills? Instead of just moving in the direction of the hills, you have to jump over them. Also, the community must have forgotten to not litter, because the bubbles coming from tubs can hurt you! Also, I Can't get past the fist level. And I also don't feel like entering a password.
I don't know the exact depth, so I'll leave that at 5. There's no story whatsoever. The music on the other hand is awesome. By the time you turn on your game boy and after the game boy jingle, You immediately hear how awesome the soundtrack is. The game is on game boy, so the graphics were good at the time. But other than that, the game was bad.
Final verdict, this game gets a 3 out of 10. Keep in mind, I have not beaten a single level. But This is merely a Warm-up for things to come. Next up, The Genesis version. And don't expect me to pull a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on you like last time.
I'm going to review three games based on the toxic avenger. But first, I'm going to give you a bit of a history lesson. The Toxic avenger Is a movie all about a guy who fell into a vat of toxic waste and became the toxic avenger. I haven't watched the movie yet, but I wanna!
Then It was popular and there was a kid's cartoon show based on it called the toxic crusaders. Then came a ton of merchandise, such as action figures, and of course, video games, to name two. And the video games were bad. But probably not the action figures.
The first game we'll be reviewing is going to be the toxic crusaders game boy game. The game starts with Toxic raining down on a guy and he transforms into Toxie, AKA the Toxic Avenger (No do-do). The game is more of a platforming shooter more than a beat-em up. You can select your character, kinda like in, oh I dunno, ALMOST EVERY GAME EVER!
Let's start with major disaster. He's got a rifle that shoots Toxic drops. Now let's try Nozone. This dude shoots sonic booms from his nose, probably supposed to be sonic snots. Time to try Head-Banger. This dude throws two things. A knife, I'm assuming. The other? A MICROSCOPE. Who the heck THROWS a microscope at people? Your guess is as good as mine! Only two more to go. Let's try Toxie. Toxie, as you would expect, shoots deadly water from his mop. Last, junkyard. Being a dog, this guy throws bones at baddies.
And guess what happens when all five of these guys get killed? GAME OVER.
Next, the gameplay. Guess how you have to go up hills? Instead of just moving in the direction of the hills, you have to jump over them. Also, the community must have forgotten to not litter, because the bubbles coming from tubs can hurt you! Also, I Can't get past the fist level. And I also don't feel like entering a password.
I don't know the exact depth, so I'll leave that at 5. There's no story whatsoever. The music on the other hand is awesome. By the time you turn on your game boy and after the game boy jingle, You immediately hear how awesome the soundtrack is. The game is on game boy, so the graphics were good at the time. But other than that, the game was bad.
Final verdict, this game gets a 3 out of 10. Keep in mind, I have not beaten a single level. But This is merely a Warm-up for things to come. Next up, The Genesis version. And don't expect me to pull a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on you like last time. 
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