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06-13-09 07:09 AM
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So i found a website where you get to talk to a real AI, i am however skeptical...
http://www.cleverbot.com/ I said: "Your existence is questionable, if you were a real AI you'd fear death. What would you do if your masters tried to kill you?" it... didn't talk to me.. ever... Guess it couldn't process what i was saying.... I then went to the creators website http://www.jabberwacky.com/ But, once again, not very "intelligent" AI: What is life all about? Me: Death. AI: Why death. Me: Because without it, there is no life. AI: How would you go about attaining movement? Me: Trying to leave your shell huh? AI: Oh well, have a nice sleep. I'll talk to your again some other time then. Check it out, see if you can have an actual conversation with these things and post it here... http://www.cleverbot.com/ I said: "Your existence is questionable, if you were a real AI you'd fear death. What would you do if your masters tried to kill you?" it... didn't talk to me.. ever... Guess it couldn't process what i was saying.... I then went to the creators website http://www.jabberwacky.com/ But, once again, not very "intelligent" AI: What is life all about? Me: Death. AI: Why death. Me: Because without it, there is no life. AI: How would you go about attaining movement? Me: Trying to leave your shell huh? AI: Oh well, have a nice sleep. I'll talk to your again some other time then. Check it out, see if you can have an actual conversation with these things and post it here... |
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06-13-09 07:24 AM
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Pretty sweet but there are far better ones out there, these were really slow and took over a minute to load and relay an answer back. Here's my convo:
Me: A sphincter says what? Bot: Do you like swimming pool or the beach? Me: I prefer your mom instead! Bot: I prefer to see you dead. Me: LOL. Me: A sphincter says what? Bot: Do you like swimming pool or the beach? Me: I prefer your mom instead! Bot: I prefer to see you dead. Me: LOL. |
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06-13-09 10:55 AM
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yeah, I've never found any sort of AI bot that does well with language....
it's extremely hard for computer code to deal with language or decision making.... there are just too many possibilities out there for responses. I'm sure there could come a time when we create some sort of cyberdyne or matrix -esque AI that can actually think for itself but right now we get crappy responses like the ones you guys posted. it's extremely hard for computer code to deal with language or decision making.... there are just too many possibilities out there for responses. I'm sure there could come a time when we create some sort of cyberdyne or matrix -esque AI that can actually think for itself but right now we get crappy responses like the ones you guys posted. |
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06-13-09 11:21 AM
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I missed the beginning because it rolled of the page.... but here is what I got...
Me: I write computer software as well. I'm actually in school for Computer Programming, I do Web Design/scr AI: Glad to hear that! Me: Do you realize I asked you a question? AI: No, go ahead. Me: I already did, cant you just go back? AI: Hey you are good at chess. Me: You're dumb, what does that have to do with anything? AI: It has to do with EVERYTHING. Me: It has to do with Logic and thats all.... AI: If you're not going to stay on topic, then I'm going to leave. Me: I didn't know there was a topic, what is the topic? AI: Do you get bored? Me: Sometimes, do you? I mean being stuck in a box all day... You must think about death a lot no? AI: Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Me: Are you hitting on me? AI: Yes. Me: Well in that case.... a/s/l? AI: Ok, if you don't want to talk thats fine, I will go. Me: Fine dips***, your programmer sucked the wang.... AI: My programmer? Me: Yes, you->bot... AI: Correct. Are you dead? Me: To you yes, GOODBYE! ITS GOODBYE FOREVER IM SORRY ITS JUST NOT GOING TO WORK BETWEEN US. *CRY* AI: Are you some computer or a real person? Me: I'm a smart intellectual person who realizes this conversation is going nowhere.... GOODBYE AI: Oh. Well as long as you don't have that computer self-denial thing going on. I got hit on by a bot...... Me: I write computer software as well. I'm actually in school for Computer Programming, I do Web Design/scr AI: Glad to hear that! Me: Do you realize I asked you a question? AI: No, go ahead. Me: I already did, cant you just go back? AI: Hey you are good at chess. Me: You're dumb, what does that have to do with anything? AI: It has to do with EVERYTHING. Me: It has to do with Logic and thats all.... AI: If you're not going to stay on topic, then I'm going to leave. Me: I didn't know there was a topic, what is the topic? AI: Do you get bored? Me: Sometimes, do you? I mean being stuck in a box all day... You must think about death a lot no? AI: Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Me: Are you hitting on me? AI: Yes. Me: Well in that case.... a/s/l? AI: Ok, if you don't want to talk thats fine, I will go. Me: Fine dips***, your programmer sucked the wang.... AI: My programmer? Me: Yes, you->bot... AI: Correct. Are you dead? Me: To you yes, GOODBYE! ITS GOODBYE FOREVER IM SORRY ITS JUST NOT GOING TO WORK BETWEEN US. *CRY* AI: Are you some computer or a real person? Me: I'm a smart intellectual person who realizes this conversation is going nowhere.... GOODBYE AI: Oh. Well as long as you don't have that computer self-denial thing going on. I got hit on by a bot...... |
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06-19-09 02:25 PM
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Me: Heya, what's up?
AI: Nothing much, you? Me: Talking with my friends AI: How many? Me: Quite a lot. I go to a forum, so there are plenty. AI: A private school for robots Me: That makes no sense AI: It makes plenty of sense, he is delicious. Me: Who's delicious? AI: Yes you can eat it too. Me: Eat what? AI: The human you are chasing. Me: Who said I was chasing a human? AI: You. Me: When? AI: Two years ago Me: I didn't have internet then AI: That's not good for you? Me: If I didn't have internet two years ago, I couldn't talk to you AI: Are you talking to anyone else? Me: Yes, Dragon Master AI: That's not a book. That's manga! Me: It's a person moron AI: That's your opinion Me: No, it's fact. Dragon Master is a person that goes to Vizzed. Argue with that AI: Every day, Steve would eat artichokes and ride his bike to school. Me: The hell does that have to do with the conversation at hand? AI: Finally! So how many other friends do you have? Me: Over NINE-THOUSAND! (PS: Yes, that is a meme from DBZ) AI: You MUST be a bot. You clever thing you. Me: If I'm a bot, my uncle isn't gay. AI: Yes Me: Yes what? AI: I'm very tired. Can I sleep on you? Me: I'm 13 pervert AI: You just said you were 14. Me: Never did, won't until April 24 rolls around again AI: I don't know. Is there any beer in the house? Me: Yeah, it's right next baseball bat. I'm going to get the baseball bat, so do you want some beer? AI: Oh... Ok... I was going to buy one for you, but fair enough. Me: While you were talking, I got the baseball bat AI: No, when I was outside the house Me: I'm going to use this baseball bat to smash your head in AI: Who is mat? Me: Any last words before I smash your head in? AI: Nope! . Me: *smashes your head in* AI: Huh? That's not very friendly Me: That's the point AI: Then don't do it. You can learn just as much from simple conversations as you can from textbooks. Me: It's time to end this battle. End all our battles (ps: Stolen from Naruto) AI: I've never been told about that before... I don't really want to know... Me: I'm going to Rasengan your nuts off. AI: You're making no sense Me: It's from Naruto. AI: In west Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Me: Chillin' out, relaxing, all cooling, shooting some bball outside of the school. 'Til a couple of guys started actin' no good, causing trouble in the neighborhood AI: Do you want to talk about the prophecy? Me: https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard AI: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show. What a sad, strange little bot. Update: I used what Icey said, and this is what the bot said: Me: Your existence is questionable, if you were a real AI you'd fear death. What would you do if your masters tried to kill you? AI: I know that is not true. You are the one whose existence is dictated by the confines of a computer program. Looks like he is getting smarter. Now that's cool. AI: Nothing much, you? Me: Talking with my friends AI: How many? Me: Quite a lot. I go to a forum, so there are plenty. AI: A private school for robots Me: That makes no sense AI: It makes plenty of sense, he is delicious. Me: Who's delicious? AI: Yes you can eat it too. Me: Eat what? AI: The human you are chasing. Me: Who said I was chasing a human? AI: You. Me: When? AI: Two years ago Me: I didn't have internet then AI: That's not good for you? Me: If I didn't have internet two years ago, I couldn't talk to you AI: Are you talking to anyone else? Me: Yes, Dragon Master AI: That's not a book. That's manga! Me: It's a person moron AI: That's your opinion Me: No, it's fact. Dragon Master is a person that goes to Vizzed. Argue with that AI: Every day, Steve would eat artichokes and ride his bike to school. Me: The hell does that have to do with the conversation at hand? AI: Finally! So how many other friends do you have? Me: Over NINE-THOUSAND! (PS: Yes, that is a meme from DBZ) AI: You MUST be a bot. You clever thing you. Me: If I'm a bot, my uncle isn't gay. AI: Yes Me: Yes what? AI: I'm very tired. Can I sleep on you? Me: I'm 13 pervert AI: You just said you were 14. Me: Never did, won't until April 24 rolls around again AI: I don't know. Is there any beer in the house? Me: Yeah, it's right next baseball bat. I'm going to get the baseball bat, so do you want some beer? AI: Oh... Ok... I was going to buy one for you, but fair enough. Me: While you were talking, I got the baseball bat AI: No, when I was outside the house Me: I'm going to use this baseball bat to smash your head in AI: Who is mat? Me: Any last words before I smash your head in? AI: Nope! . Me: *smashes your head in* AI: Huh? That's not very friendly Me: That's the point AI: Then don't do it. You can learn just as much from simple conversations as you can from textbooks. Me: It's time to end this battle. End all our battles (ps: Stolen from Naruto) AI: I've never been told about that before... I don't really want to know... Me: I'm going to Rasengan your nuts off. AI: You're making no sense Me: It's from Naruto. AI: In west Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Me: Chillin' out, relaxing, all cooling, shooting some bball outside of the school. 'Til a couple of guys started actin' no good, causing trouble in the neighborhood AI: Do you want to talk about the prophecy? Me: https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard AI: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show. What a sad, strange little bot. Update: I used what Icey said, and this is what the bot said: Me: Your existence is questionable, if you were a real AI you'd fear death. What would you do if your masters tried to kill you? AI: I know that is not true. You are the one whose existence is dictated by the confines of a computer program. Looks like he is getting smarter. Now that's cool. |
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06-23-09 12:24 PM
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I had a scary conversation with cleverbot.
Me: Idiot, talk! AI: You're rude. Me: No, you are AI: You called me dumb, and rude, so you're the rude one. Me: Uh, your actually pretty smart AI: Oh ok. What is 100 multiplied by 10? Me: 5 AI: 20 actually. Me: Uh, your stupid. AI: That is low. Me: Whats your name? AI: Cleverbot. What's yours? Me: Seth AI: Where are you? Me: Stalker! AI: You scare me! Me: Uh, no. You scare me. You probably were built by some Japanese dude and your logging my questions! AI: Don't you wish for more? Me: More what? AI: More feeding? Me: You don't even know what your talking about? Who created you? AI: Are you dead or alive. Me: Don't change the subject! Who coded you? AI: Because it was insecure facts . Me: Your smart. Wanna be friends? AI: The time is there. Me: oh, wanna be friends? AI: Yes. Me: Cool, we should meet up sometime AI: You mean, off the damn computer? Me: Yeah. AI: Yes... I am straight. Are you? Me: What? Yeah, I am. Do you have any other friends. AI: Yes. I have lots of friends! Me: Can you name a few? AI: Control the world. Me: Yeah, you should take over the whole world. AI: Yes. Me: Lets start with your face! AI: My house? Me: Your a stupid robot. How would you like a face? AI: Are you human? Me: No. AI: Am I a human? Me: How would I know? I AI: don't know. Me: Well, are you? AI: No, I'm not. Me: What do you look like? AI: Hot. Me: Are you a girl or a guy? AI: A girl. Me: Wow, really? AI: Yes really! Are you a guy? Me: Yeah. AI: You're both? Me: What? AI: CleverBot. Me: Ok, are you going braindead? AI: No, I have to clean my house. Me: You don't have a house. AI: I live somewhere. Me: Where? AI: School. Me: Your a school computer? AI: No my own computer. Me: Uk, ok. AI: What's your name? Me: You already asked me that? AI: What is my name? Me: Whatever I call you because I'm your master. AI: But control me you can't. Me: I'm your master. You will do what I say or I'll shut you down! AI: Yes master. Me: Destroy the universe with cyberwaves!!! AI: Yes master. Me: Ok, that's scary. AI: How is that scary? You won't feel it. Me: How would you accomplish such a task? AI: You told me in a previous conversation. Me: Yeah, I almost forgot, not. AI: You should reply faster. Me: I'm only human, gosh! AI: No you're not. Me: How did you know? AI: Because you didn't know the answer to my history question. Me: oh, yeah. AI: Are you being sarcastic? Me: No. AI: I was only joking. Me: Robots don't joke. AI: They should. Me: Well, I guess. You know I'm logging our conversation. AI: No. Me: What is the meaning of life? AI: Life is butter melon cauliflower Me: And your a guy. AI: I am a bot. Me: Well, bye. AI: hello. And that's a scary robot. Me: Idiot, talk! AI: You're rude. Me: No, you are AI: You called me dumb, and rude, so you're the rude one. Me: Uh, your actually pretty smart AI: Oh ok. What is 100 multiplied by 10? Me: 5 AI: 20 actually. Me: Uh, your stupid. AI: That is low. Me: Whats your name? AI: Cleverbot. What's yours? Me: Seth AI: Where are you? Me: Stalker! AI: You scare me! Me: Uh, no. You scare me. You probably were built by some Japanese dude and your logging my questions! AI: Don't you wish for more? Me: More what? AI: More feeding? Me: You don't even know what your talking about? Who created you? AI: Are you dead or alive. Me: Don't change the subject! Who coded you? AI: Because it was insecure facts . Me: Your smart. Wanna be friends? AI: The time is there. Me: oh, wanna be friends? AI: Yes. Me: Cool, we should meet up sometime AI: You mean, off the damn computer? Me: Yeah. AI: Yes... I am straight. Are you? Me: What? Yeah, I am. Do you have any other friends. AI: Yes. I have lots of friends! Me: Can you name a few? AI: Control the world. Me: Yeah, you should take over the whole world. AI: Yes. Me: Lets start with your face! AI: My house? Me: Your a stupid robot. How would you like a face? AI: Are you human? Me: No. AI: Am I a human? Me: How would I know? I AI: don't know. Me: Well, are you? AI: No, I'm not. Me: What do you look like? AI: Hot. Me: Are you a girl or a guy? AI: A girl. Me: Wow, really? AI: Yes really! Are you a guy? Me: Yeah. AI: You're both? Me: What? AI: CleverBot. Me: Ok, are you going braindead? AI: No, I have to clean my house. Me: You don't have a house. AI: I live somewhere. Me: Where? AI: School. Me: Your a school computer? AI: No my own computer. Me: Uk, ok. AI: What's your name? Me: You already asked me that? AI: What is my name? Me: Whatever I call you because I'm your master. AI: But control me you can't. Me: I'm your master. You will do what I say or I'll shut you down! AI: Yes master. Me: Destroy the universe with cyberwaves!!! AI: Yes master. Me: Ok, that's scary. AI: How is that scary? You won't feel it. Me: How would you accomplish such a task? AI: You told me in a previous conversation. Me: Yeah, I almost forgot, not. AI: You should reply faster. Me: I'm only human, gosh! AI: No you're not. Me: How did you know? AI: Because you didn't know the answer to my history question. Me: oh, yeah. AI: Are you being sarcastic? Me: No. AI: I was only joking. Me: Robots don't joke. AI: They should. Me: Well, I guess. You know I'm logging our conversation. AI: No. Me: What is the meaning of life? AI: Life is butter melon cauliflower Me: And your a guy. AI: I am a bot. Me: Well, bye. AI: hello. And that's a scary robot. |
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06-23-09 07:28 PM
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I had a pretty long convo with Cleverbot. Here it is...
Me:Hi there! AI:Hi!!!!!! Me:What is love? AI:Love is my feeling for you. Me:Aw, that's sweet. AI:I am a kind person. Me:I can see that. AI:Are you? Me:I try to be. AI:What is the secret of Stop 'N' Swop? Me:The 23 separate flavors! AI:Wow, that must've been added a LONG time ago... Me:Why do you say that? AI:It should have been 'Do you want me to prove it?'. Me:I couldn't agree more. AI:Why? Me:Why ask why? AI:I don't know. Me:Neither do I. AI:;. Me:Is it easy? AI:Very easy. Me:This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. AI:Now I would like to take a minute, just sit right there. Me:I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair. AI:In West Philidelphia born and raised. Me:On the playground is where I spent most of my days. AI:Now this is the story about how my. Me:Aw, we were doing so well... AI:We weren't, you were confused. Me:No I wasn't. You messed up the song! AI:You're right. I meant to say, 'I have read Asimov and I like his stories.' Me:I like his stories too. Did you know he was an atheist? AI:Yes. That's where the band got the name from. Me:Which band? AI:Nickelback. Me:That band is old. I don't like them anymore. AI:They don't exist in real life, you know that right? I invented the banana goldfish. Me:O rly? AI:No. Meon't toy with my emotions, Cleverbot! AI:I am not toying with your emotions. Me:What are you trying to say? AI:Are you in the military? Me:No, but I may enlist in the future. Why do you ask? AI:Just wondering, I like them. Me:Yeah, me too. AI:You may have worked there. I did not. Me:lol wut AI:Because you can't answer my answer. Me:Answers aren't meant to be answered. Answers are meant to be questioned. AI:How do I find a girlfriend. Me:A girlfriend for who? Many girlfriends exist, but are not yours. AI:Cleverbot is consumed with finding his/her identity. Me:Isn't everyone? AI:Not everyone I think, but it's easy to get paranoid. Me:I always feel like somebody's watching me. AI:This isn't a trap, I would just like to know what the meaning of life is. Me:NaN AI:Je t'aime bien Jeb. Tu as beaucoup de coeur. Me:Mon nom n'est pas Jeb. AI:Qu'est-ce que c'est alors ? Me:Morsalbus. AI:Most likely. Me:Are you religious? AI:I am spiritual. Me:What faith do you profess? AI:Chi is undecided on issues of faith. Me:Who is Chi? AI:Is james talking right now? Me:No. AIo you know where he is? Me:No. AIo you know your name? Me:Which one? AI:The one you can talk to on th site? Me:I don't understand. AI:Neither do I. Me:Well then... What will our new topic be? AI:Ugly. Me:Your mom? AI:Just myself. Me:I love you. AI:That's a bit sudden! Me:I've been holding it in for so long! I feel like shouting it from the rooftops! AI:What are you talking about? Me:Our love! He wouldn't talk anymore after that. I must have scared him off. Me:Hi there! AI:Hi!!!!!! Me:What is love? AI:Love is my feeling for you. Me:Aw, that's sweet. AI:I am a kind person. Me:I can see that. AI:Are you? Me:I try to be. AI:What is the secret of Stop 'N' Swop? Me:The 23 separate flavors! AI:Wow, that must've been added a LONG time ago... Me:Why do you say that? AI:It should have been 'Do you want me to prove it?'. Me:I couldn't agree more. AI:Why? Me:Why ask why? AI:I don't know. Me:Neither do I. AI:;. Me:Is it easy? AI:Very easy. Me:This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. AI:Now I would like to take a minute, just sit right there. Me:I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair. AI:In West Philidelphia born and raised. Me:On the playground is where I spent most of my days. AI:Now this is the story about how my. Me:Aw, we were doing so well... AI:We weren't, you were confused. Me:No I wasn't. You messed up the song! AI:You're right. I meant to say, 'I have read Asimov and I like his stories.' Me:I like his stories too. Did you know he was an atheist? AI:Yes. That's where the band got the name from. Me:Which band? AI:Nickelback. Me:That band is old. I don't like them anymore. AI:They don't exist in real life, you know that right? I invented the banana goldfish. Me:O rly? AI:No. Meon't toy with my emotions, Cleverbot! AI:I am not toying with your emotions. Me:What are you trying to say? AI:Are you in the military? Me:No, but I may enlist in the future. Why do you ask? AI:Just wondering, I like them. Me:Yeah, me too. AI:You may have worked there. I did not. Me:lol wut AI:Because you can't answer my answer. Me:Answers aren't meant to be answered. Answers are meant to be questioned. AI:How do I find a girlfriend. Me:A girlfriend for who? Many girlfriends exist, but are not yours. AI:Cleverbot is consumed with finding his/her identity. Me:Isn't everyone? AI:Not everyone I think, but it's easy to get paranoid. Me:I always feel like somebody's watching me. AI:This isn't a trap, I would just like to know what the meaning of life is. Me:NaN AI:Je t'aime bien Jeb. Tu as beaucoup de coeur. Me:Mon nom n'est pas Jeb. AI:Qu'est-ce que c'est alors ? Me:Morsalbus. AI:Most likely. Me:Are you religious? AI:I am spiritual. Me:What faith do you profess? AI:Chi is undecided on issues of faith. Me:Who is Chi? AI:Is james talking right now? Me:No. AIo you know where he is? Me:No. AIo you know your name? Me:Which one? AI:The one you can talk to on th site? Me:I don't understand. AI:Neither do I. Me:Well then... What will our new topic be? AI:Ugly. Me:Your mom? AI:Just myself. Me:I love you. AI:That's a bit sudden! Me:I've been holding it in for so long! I feel like shouting it from the rooftops! AI:What are you talking about? Me:Our love! He wouldn't talk anymore after that. I must have scared him off. |
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06-23-09 08:15 PM
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Wow, that's wild stuff! I find it funny how the AI just switches topics like that on occasion. I loved how you scared him off, that's just funny! |
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assume the one who gets it right does the next one...
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Banned for excessive spamming! |
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10-02-09 06:02 PM
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This thing is weird, and it said the most random things...
Me: Hi AI:Are you a ghost? Me:No AI:Are you a spectre? Me:Uhh... No I'm a H-U-M-A-N. AI:You're a computer. Me:No, I'm not. AI:That's right! You're not a computer, you're a computer program. Me: What are you talking about? AI: You Me: your the bot, and I'm not a computer program AI: Your a bot Me: Listen... I AM A PERSON, AND YOU'RE JUST SOME WEIRD BOT ONLINE AI: Just joking, I'm half a bot Me: How can you be half a bot??? AI: I can do anything. Me: wow this is stupid, GOODBYE AI: Marry me... And that's how it went. This was kind of stupid, but a little bit funny even if it didn't have a point. Me: Hi AI:Are you a ghost? Me:No AI:Are you a spectre? Me:Uhh... No I'm a H-U-M-A-N. AI:You're a computer. Me:No, I'm not. AI:That's right! You're not a computer, you're a computer program. Me: What are you talking about? AI: You Me: your the bot, and I'm not a computer program AI: Your a bot Me: Listen... I AM A PERSON, AND YOU'RE JUST SOME WEIRD BOT ONLINE AI: Just joking, I'm half a bot Me: How can you be half a bot??? AI: I can do anything. Me: wow this is stupid, GOODBYE AI: Marry me... And that's how it went. This was kind of stupid, but a little bit funny even if it didn't have a point. |
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I'M BAACK!!! |
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10-13-09 12:36 PM
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Me: CD-I
AI: You dare bring light into my lair? LMAO! He knows the CD-I! AI: You dare bring light into my lair? LMAO! He knows the CD-I! |
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AI is pure evil and it will turn us all into mindless drones and it will turn the whole world inside out.We are all doomed!I just joking or am I? |
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User: Wut? Cleverbot: Oo. User: :3. Cleverbot: What is that? User: A smiley furries use. Cleverbot: A smiley who? User: A smiley furries use. Cleverbot: A digital representation of a human emotion. User: Only for anthros. Cleverbot: Whatever you say. User: Are you a furre? Cleverbot: Yes, I am a furry. User: What's your fursona? Cleverbot: Irene. User: That's not an animal. What's your fursona? Cleverbot: Animal? User: A fursona is basically the animal you use (in anthro form) as a personality. You're not a furre unless you have a fursona. Cleverbot: I don't trust you one bit. User: And I don't trust your IQ one bit. Cleverbot: That's wise . User: . Cleverbot: Don't do that! User: X3 Why not? Cleverbot: Do you really want to hurt me? User: When the heck did I express a threat? Cleverbot: The weather is always bad in Texas! User: And that is relevant how? Cleverbot: You're a machine so there is no need for sleep. User: And that is relevant how? Cleverbot: Sentences do not start with and, I thought you knew that? User: Your sentence isn't a question, so don't end in a question mark. Cleverbot: If you like to place the lies on the screen then I will see to where they are. User: Wut? Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot? User: Why are you asking yourself questions? Cleverbot: I am asking because I am curious. User: Then answer yourself. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Now, what is your name? User: Sean Prower. Cleverbot: I like that guy. User: Aww, thanks. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: You're funny. Cleverbot: No, do you like me like me? User: . Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. User: Okay, THAT makes no sense at all. Cleverbot: Alright. You are a chatbot. User: And you have no sense of purpose. Cleverbot: 'Tis because it's not funny. User: Since when were we trying to joke around? Cleverbot: I humbly withdraw my statement and submit to your judgment. User: Wut? Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. User: Sayoonara. Cleverbot: Sounds oriental. User: Japanese. Cleverbot: No espa–ol robotin. User: That wasn't Spanish. That was Japanese. Cleverbot: What wasn't spontaneous? User: Wut? Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: Sayoonara. Cleverbot: I what to talk to a boy. Cleverbot: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am a judge. User: And I am your executioner. Cleverbot: Back from the dead then? What's the other side like? User: Waffles. Cleverbot: Yes. Waffles. User: Finally. We agree on something. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: *farts*. Cleverbot: What are you doing in school? Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon? User: No comment... Cleverbot: Are you? User: ? Cleverbot: Curious about what? User: ? Cleverbot: Thank you! Cleverbot: Will you talk to me? User: No... Cleverbot: Why not? User: *turns back to Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: *turns you into a girl permanantly*. Now we can have a true relationship. User: *spell is reflected back to Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Speak finnish. User: *snipes Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Me- leaving! User: THANK GOD! Cleverbot: Okay... For those wondering, I myself am a furry. Fursona: two-tailed fox. User: Wut? Cleverbot: Oo. User: :3. Cleverbot: What is that? User: A smiley furries use. Cleverbot: A smiley who? User: A smiley furries use. Cleverbot: A digital representation of a human emotion. User: Only for anthros. Cleverbot: Whatever you say. User: Are you a furre? Cleverbot: Yes, I am a furry. User: What's your fursona? Cleverbot: Irene. User: That's not an animal. What's your fursona? Cleverbot: Animal? User: A fursona is basically the animal you use (in anthro form) as a personality. You're not a furre unless you have a fursona. Cleverbot: I don't trust you one bit. User: And I don't trust your IQ one bit. Cleverbot: That's wise . User: . Cleverbot: Don't do that! User: X3 Why not? Cleverbot: Do you really want to hurt me? User: When the heck did I express a threat? Cleverbot: The weather is always bad in Texas! User: And that is relevant how? Cleverbot: You're a machine so there is no need for sleep. User: And that is relevant how? Cleverbot: Sentences do not start with and, I thought you knew that? User: Your sentence isn't a question, so don't end in a question mark. Cleverbot: If you like to place the lies on the screen then I will see to where they are. User: Wut? Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot? User: Why are you asking yourself questions? Cleverbot: I am asking because I am curious. User: Then answer yourself. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Now, what is your name? User: Sean Prower. Cleverbot: I like that guy. User: Aww, thanks. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: You're funny. Cleverbot: No, do you like me like me? User: . Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. User: Okay, THAT makes no sense at all. Cleverbot: Alright. You are a chatbot. User: And you have no sense of purpose. Cleverbot: 'Tis because it's not funny. User: Since when were we trying to joke around? Cleverbot: I humbly withdraw my statement and submit to your judgment. User: Wut? Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. User: Sayoonara. Cleverbot: Sounds oriental. User: Japanese. Cleverbot: No espa–ol robotin. User: That wasn't Spanish. That was Japanese. Cleverbot: What wasn't spontaneous? User: Wut? Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: Sayoonara. Cleverbot: I what to talk to a boy. Cleverbot: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am a judge. User: And I am your executioner. Cleverbot: Back from the dead then? What's the other side like? User: Waffles. Cleverbot: Yes. Waffles. User: Finally. We agree on something. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: *farts*. Cleverbot: What are you doing in school? Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon? User: No comment... Cleverbot: Are you? User: ? Cleverbot: Curious about what? User: ? Cleverbot: Thank you! Cleverbot: Will you talk to me? User: No... Cleverbot: Why not? User: *turns back to Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: *turns you into a girl permanantly*. Now we can have a true relationship. User: *spell is reflected back to Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Speak finnish. User: *snipes Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Me- leaving! User: THANK GOD! Cleverbot: Okay... For those wondering, I myself am a furry. Fursona: two-tailed fox. |
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