Just as the title says, what are some of the funniest scenes you've seen from tv or movies? Try and give a little run down of the scene, or try and type out the scene, here's some examples.

Scenes from Earnest Goes to Jail.

Earnest is attempting to get out again, and he tries an interesting idea. He has quite a few bars of soap, and some shoe polish. He makes a comment that now he is glad he payed attention in art class. After a scene advancement, there a huge pile of carved soap on the floor, and Earnest is holding a very realistic assault rifle! Walks over to the bars. Calls the guard in a very good mob thug voice, guard comes.
"What do you want Nash?"
"Open the door or I'll waste ya!" then the front of the front of the gun droops.


Later, Earnest tries another idea. He talks to Lyle, his cell mate during this scene
"Alright Lyle, it's all in the wrist," Earnest says as he spins a string with a spring on the end of it to hook the sleeping guard's keys. He then tosses it and appears to have hooked the keys! He tugs on the string a little bit to see if it's really hooked.
"Now it's important when the fish bite, to give a sharp tug *SLIGHT TEAR SOUND* to set the hook, and then quickly reel it in!" He then starts pulling in the string really fast and then there is a long tear sound, and he got the keys, but also along with the guards pants. Lyle then puts on a look of "Oh man he's gonna get it." And then the guard walks up, and Earnest looks up at him.
"I was going to throw it back." But the guard then drops a pair of ball and chains.

Ernest in that granny outfit was pretty funny.

Few of mine are:

Dumb & Dumber -

Harry is at the owl benefit thing and he says, "One time we mixed a bulldog with a s***zu... yeah we called it a bullsh!t" lol.

Home Alone 1 -

Knock Knock...
"Who the hell is it"
"It's Little Nero's Pizza I have a delivery"
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here"
"What about my money"
"What money?"
"Well you have to pay for your pizza sir!"
"Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"
"$11.50 (not sure of exact price)"
*Money slips through doggy door*
"Keep the change you filthy animal"
"Cheap skate"
"Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly yellow no good floor flushing carcus off my property before I pump your guts full of lead"
"1..2..10!" BANG BANG BANG...

Van wilder, the cream filled dog scene (I wont go into detail).

City Hunter, the scene where they play as street fighter characters and Jackie Chan plays Chun Li.

Old School, the scene where theyre standing up high on the walkway holding bricks and the big dude's brick falls through the man hole.

Jigsaw: I would have posted the home alone scene if you hadnt have

I think that one of the funniest movies of all time is Dumb and Dumber!

"You wanna here he most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

"GUYS! GUYS!"

hahahaha

Those are some pretty funny scenes! I haven't seen them, but they sound funny! I loved Indiana Jones' bluff in the Last Crusade, where he makes Marcus sound like he is a master of culture and direction, but when it switches to him, he's completely lost and confused in a giant crowd of people. It was also funny when Sallah winds up sending Marcus into the back of a truck, which he thought was the entrance to a building, by the way it was parked right in between two buildings, and he was like, "Ohhhhh dear, I really messed up!"

This Cat from America's Funniest Home Videos is very funny to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRWRSfcDuQ

i'm from sweden so i say:
Gota kanal 2
a swedish movie

*someone falls and explodes*
"someone is cooking"
*she climbs up and falls down... again"
"but, someone IS cooking!"

lalalalalalalala

Goodfellas: "You think I'm funny?" Ray Liota's laugh makes that scene even more hilarious.

Toxic Avenger: When Cigar Face and his gang beat up the cop and he says "Honest cops are all alike *close up to his face*, a bunch of f***ing faggots!" And on each syllable, smoke blows out of his mouth.

The Hangover: The whole movie, basically, I can't pick just one.

The Big Lebowski: Where they spread Donny's ashes and the wind makes it blow back in the Dude's face.

Dr. Strangelove: When Gen. Ripper pulls a browning out of his golf club bag and starts shooting, all while he is smoking a cigar. And basically any scene with Dr. Strangelove.

Full Metal Jacket: Anything that comes out of the Sgt's mouth.

Apocalypse Now: Every scene with Col. Kilgore.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: When Duke is talking to the hitchhiker. Again, there is too many funny scenes in this movie.

American Psycho: The sex scene. When he kills Paul Allen. Moonwalks with the ax. "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." When he talks to his secretary with big ass sunglasses on, etc.

Clerks: When Randall starts naming a list of porno's in front of a mother and her child.

Dead Alive: The baby in the park scene.

Burn After Reading: When Harry kills Chad; when Osbourne kills the gym manager; both scenes where Chad and Osbourne are talking; restaurant scene with Harry and Linda, etc.

And way more.

i would say scooby doo
shaggy is hiding in full armor and couldnt hold it so he cuts the cheese and couldnt stop causing an explosion in the armor with flames shooting out.

I'd have to say the scene in "I Love You Beth Cooper".

The three girls come to his house with him and his friend. His friend whipers to him, "Dude! I'll be right back!"
Run's upstairs to get the condoms the dad told them about.
While he's up there.
(Not exact words, just gettin' the point out)
"So ladies, wants some of the bubbly?"
Starts to untwist the metal on the bottle and cuts himself and starts bleeding.
"Ah! I'm ok"
He struggles to open it and the friends walks in and behind the three girls unravles the condoms.
"No no! Put them away!"
POP! The cork hits him in the eye.
The Beth Cooper says, "Oh my gosh! Get him some ice! You ok?
The friend says, "We don't have any ice!"
"Then get the frozen pees!"
"They don't have any!"
"Get something cold!"
"Ok here!"
He hands her Eggo Whaffles.


Haha, you gotta see it, it's funnier. I almost died!

Youtube

Nuff said. Ed Wynn was amazing and always will be.

Les végétaux sont des organismes fixés au sol par leurs racines (mais il y a des exceptions), ce qui les rend très dépendants des conditions de leur environnement ; cet état est lié à la nature cellulosique des parois cellulaires, aux tissus de soutien de la plante (collenchyme et sclérenchyme) et à certaines molécules particulières comme la lignine qui rend les tissus rigides.
Les végétaux sont des organismes peu différenciés. On distingue peu de types de tissus ou d'organes différenciés, ce qui entraîne des propriétés particulières : une croissance potentiellement indéfinie, une capacité de régénération importante (d'où la possibilité de multiplication végétative).
Les plantes ont besoin de différents éléments rassemblés pour survivre et pousser. Le premier est la lumière, utile pour le processus de photosynthèse, qui apporte de l'énergie. Ensuite viennent l'eau et la terre d'où sont tirés les nutriments, et l'air dont elles extraient le dioxyde de carbone, permettant également la photosynthèse. Les conditions exactes varient selon le type de plante.Les végetaux sont des organismes qui appartiennent au règne végétal, alors que les plantes sont, parmi les végetaux, les organismes qui possèdent des racines et une partie aérienne.