Well, our friends at China thought it was a good idea to spew out this depressing piece of garbage. Made by infamous Yong Yong i fear that this was a poor way to earn a buck or two of whatever the currency is in that land of pirates and...i bet they made 20 cents the most because nobody would even DARE to look at this..this..THING.
But now lets talk about the game and i regret doing so.

Graphics:This is as if a bum upchucked on a Sonic 3D Blast 5 (again made by Yong Yong WTH??!!),
seriously THIS MAKES ATARI 2600 LOOK LIKE XBOX 360!!!!

Sound: Its just a bunch of beeps and boops that make you want to listen to Justin Bieber....okay maybe not that bad BUT STILL!!

Addictiveness: Oh boy...okay have you ever played one of those POPstation things or LCD crap?Well if you have then go ahead buy and play them. Why? BECAUSE ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS ABOMINATION OF MANKIND!

Story: There is none....yeah what did you expect?

Depth: It takes a ton of time to beat for reasons i will soon explain

DIFFUCULTY OH MY GOD HOW BROKEN THIS IS! Its hard because of controls that are even worse than trying to control KING KONG
I cant EXPLAIN how bad the controls are you can only find out if you play it BUT DONT DO IT! YOU STILL NEED A BRAIN!
Hit boxes are non-existant cause 60% of the time you will miss and i mean you will fall right through , but i wasnt suprised really cause  i didnt expect much anyway but...my god...i swear they wanted to but a 6 instead of a 7 but they didnt want us to know. Ghosts n' Goblins too hard for ya? WELL YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE BEATING IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED THAN TRYING TO BEAT THIS!

Overall: Well it's everything BAD that is in this planet. I didnt expect anything good or anything AT ALL but this is just dreadful.
But if you want to scar yourself for life go ahead but dont say i didnt  warn you.

So if you see anything made by Yong Yong go and punch the guy who is selling it and then burn it.

LOL NICE REVIEW!!

I ENJOYED READING THAT EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID MADE ME LAUGH MY HEAD OF MY FAV PART WAS WHEN YOU SAID THIS GAME IS HARDER TO CONTROL THAN KING KONG.

MAN YOU ARE SO FUNNY

Thanks for the nice feedback
And really the controls were that bad it made me think my keyboard was on techno-crack

Well..... A lot of swearing,

Uh, you may want to look. IT'S A HACK!!

Hack or no hack it still doesnt make up for horrid controls and gameplay

HAHAHA funny review. This game sounds brutal. I myself like sonic but not the ones that don't even make since. But I wont even play this game anyways since it is a hack. I just don't play the hacked versions of games and I don't know why, I guess I just don't like them. But nice review the game sounds horrid and if that's what you wanted us to here you did a great job.