Well well.my games of terror.....hehehe......

hello and good day!I will be your host in this....splatter house.....


our graphics:they look good!!I love how Rick Taylor looks like jason.one thing tough.....rick looked almost the same in the intro but the story says that Rick fully transformed into his hulking version.we will come back to the story of this old mansion later.I like how in first stage you think graphics look bad and then when the game starts your all like:huh!?The graphics where so Atari in the cut scene!What!Any way.graphics look awesome!!!

our sound:bam!That's what its like when punches  are thrown in the face of an enemy.realLy that's it!Beam!Or maybe a little bum.there are sounds that sound like zombies.or monsters but its hard to describe so.....the music is bad ass and really makes you like:got to go!Got to go now!Listen to the sound style!Its like super awesome!

our addictiveness:you serious?Its like you want to stop but then you realise your fault and you try again and you make the same fault and then you try again and........need to say more?

our mansions story:Rick Taylor and his girlfriend, jenny, go to doctor wets mansion.you hear a scream and you see the terror mask floating above an almost dead rick.now according to the story they had to go to interview him.dr west however seeks a way to bring back his lost wife.....and jenny was a way.however......bringing back his wife would make jenny a beast.jenny then gets killed by rick....there is more...but its taking long....


our depth:there is nothing to find except weapons.


difficulty:I never beat the game.its that hard man.....

Decent review. I enjoyed reading it. One suggestion I do have is that you should always hit space after punctuation like I am doing here. This makes it easier to read and is proper when typing. I would also suggest you using the built in spell checker with your browser.

I also had an issue with what you were referring to when writing about the graphics. There is no point in this game where the graphics look "So Atari" Are you talking about the part where the mask floats down to Rick? If so, even that is 100x more advanced than anything on Atari 2600.

As far as the game itself goes it's a fun hack and slash title. Can get challenging at parts but totally enjoyable.

Keep up the good work on the reviews!

never seen the intro?the intro looks atari man!maybe you didnt see it.when they go in the house and you hear a scream.

the protoman : Nothing in this game looks anything like the Atari 2600. I've watched the intro a million times. Are you talking about the purple screen with Ricks mask floating?

That is already 10 more colors than you would see on the Atari and way better detail. I'm just saying maybe you used the wrong comparison.

That still doesn't take away from any of the other points I made. You should follow those to make it easier to read.

nooooo!when they get in the house and you hear the scream!not the mask floating above an almost dead rick! you cant see it a million times if you dont know what i am talking about!when the game starts you should not press a button and a cutscene comes up!