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06-10-12 10:55 AM
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I would tell one, but they're like ban worthy for me to tell. Not gonna risk it.
I would tell one, but they're like ban worthy for me to tell. Not gonna risk it.
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NascarDude24 : TrasherEvan here! My baby cousin (she's 3.) just came up to me and told me this joke. (It's kinda cheesy, but considering her age.)
Her: I've got a letter for you!
Me: Really? What does it say?
Her: E!
NascarDude24 : TrasherEvan here! My baby cousin (she's 3.) just came up to me and told me this joke. (It's kinda cheesy, but considering her age.)
Her: I've got a letter for you!
Me: Really? What does it say?
Her: E!
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once upon a time there were three brothers their names were shut up- manners_ and poop. 
once the cops came for a visit one of the cops asked shut up what his name was. he said shut up(sense it was his name)  and the cop said son where are your maners and shut up said he is outside hanging out with his friend poop.lol lol
once upon a time there were three brothers their names were shut up- manners_ and poop. 
once the cops came for a visit one of the cops asked shut up what his name was. he said shut up(sense it was his name)  and the cop said son where are your maners and shut up said he is outside hanging out with his friend poop.lol lol
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Good effort.
Good effort.
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ET for Atari and superman 64 are the greatest pieces of art, so much that it make Da Vinci look like CoD
ET for Atari and superman 64 are the greatest pieces of art, so much that it make Da Vinci look like CoD
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I would do a lawyer joke that I think is REALLY Funny...but it's not that appropiate. So I'll do a another one (be prepaired it's kind of long)...

One day a robber walks into a convience store taking 4 people hostage: A cashier clerk, the store manager, an old widow, and a lawyer.
The robber walks up to the cashier clerk, points his gun at him, and yells: "Give me all the money in the register."
The clerk says "Yes sir," opens the register and the robber takes 100 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the store manager and says "give me all the money in the back"
The manager says "Yes sir", opens the safe and the robber takes 400 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the widow and says "give me all your money in the purse."
The widow says "Yes sir", gives him the purse and takes 200 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the lawyer and says "give me all your money in your wallet"
The lawyer says "sure, but that money is gonna be back in my hands."
The robber takes his wallet worth about 200 dollars and runs out the store.
About a month later the robber is caught, but the money is nowhere to be found.
The lawyer the robber just robbed happens to be his defendent and tells the robber that he needs his full cooperation.
The robber agrees and asks what he wants and the lawyer says: "I need about 5,000 dollars."
The robber jumps up from his seat in the interogation room and says that the lawyer is trying to steal from him; and the lawyer says:
"Now who is robbing who?"

(If it's not that funny...well at least I tried.)
I would do a lawyer joke that I think is REALLY Funny...but it's not that appropiate. So I'll do a another one (be prepaired it's kind of long)...

One day a robber walks into a convience store taking 4 people hostage: A cashier clerk, the store manager, an old widow, and a lawyer.
The robber walks up to the cashier clerk, points his gun at him, and yells: "Give me all the money in the register."
The clerk says "Yes sir," opens the register and the robber takes 100 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the store manager and says "give me all the money in the back"
The manager says "Yes sir", opens the safe and the robber takes 400 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the widow and says "give me all your money in the purse."
The widow says "Yes sir", gives him the purse and takes 200 dollars.
The robber then walks up to the lawyer and says "give me all your money in your wallet"
The lawyer says "sure, but that money is gonna be back in my hands."
The robber takes his wallet worth about 200 dollars and runs out the store.
About a month later the robber is caught, but the money is nowhere to be found.
The lawyer the robber just robbed happens to be his defendent and tells the robber that he needs his full cooperation.
The robber agrees and asks what he wants and the lawyer says: "I need about 5,000 dollars."
The robber jumps up from his seat in the interogation room and says that the lawyer is trying to steal from him; and the lawyer says:
"Now who is robbing who?"

(If it's not that funny...well at least I tried.)
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It was a cold night at the end of March. A man sat praying in front of a delivery room. "Please God, save my wife and child." The man's wife was having a Cesarean section. She had always been physically frail, and they didn't know if she could survive the operation.

Throughout the night, the man continued to pray for his wife and unborn baby…

After what seemed like an eternity, the door to the delivery room swung open. The doctor appeared at the door, saying, "It was a very complex operation but both your wife and child survived. Congratulations!"

The man, crying with joy, rushed into the delivery room.

However, what he saw inside was his wife lying dead in a pool of blood on the operating table, and his child who had dropped dead on the floor.

"April Fools!" shouted the doctor behind him.
It was a cold night at the end of March. A man sat praying in front of a delivery room. "Please God, save my wife and child." The man's wife was having a Cesarean section. She had always been physically frail, and they didn't know if she could survive the operation.

Throughout the night, the man continued to pray for his wife and unborn baby…

After what seemed like an eternity, the door to the delivery room swung open. The doctor appeared at the door, saying, "It was a very complex operation but both your wife and child survived. Congratulations!"

The man, crying with joy, rushed into the delivery room.

However, what he saw inside was his wife lying dead in a pool of blood on the operating table, and his child who had dropped dead on the floor.

"April Fools!" shouted the doctor behind him.
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You know whut's my joke?
Here it is:
One day James Bond goes to a jungle,he says, "My name's Bond,James Bond"
Then a boar comes and says, "My name is Boar,Wild Boar!"

Now this is another one:

Q.Who is the strongest dude in the world?
A.Policeman,because he can stop the traffic with one hand LOL!

Now a big one:

One day,Johnny's dad is bathing.Johnny knocks the door and asks, "Daddy,daddy can I call you as a pig?!?"
Dad cannot hear so he says "Yes,my boy."

The phone rings,Johnny answers the call,the guest had phoned him.He asks to his dad, "Daddy,daddy can I call the guests as monkeys?!?"
Dad says, "Yeah!"

Then Johnny asks again, "Daddy can I call the sofa as a toilet-commode?"
Dad again " Yes my boy!"

Then guests arrived.Johnny says, "Welcome monkeys,sit on the toilet,the pig is bathing!"

HAHAHHAHA TROLOLOLOLOL Nice jokes!
The guests arrive.Kid say
You know whut's my joke?
Here it is:
One day James Bond goes to a jungle,he says, "My name's Bond,James Bond"
Then a boar comes and says, "My name is Boar,Wild Boar!"

Now this is another one:

Q.Who is the strongest dude in the world?
A.Policeman,because he can stop the traffic with one hand LOL!

Now a big one:

One day,Johnny's dad is bathing.Johnny knocks the door and asks, "Daddy,daddy can I call you as a pig?!?"
Dad cannot hear so he says "Yes,my boy."

The phone rings,Johnny answers the call,the guest had phoned him.He asks to his dad, "Daddy,daddy can I call the guests as monkeys?!?"
Dad says, "Yeah!"

Then Johnny asks again, "Daddy can I call the sofa as a toilet-commode?"
Dad again " Yes my boy!"

Then guests arrived.Johnny says, "Welcome monkeys,sit on the toilet,the pig is bathing!"

HAHAHHAHA TROLOLOLOLOL Nice jokes!
The guests arrive.Kid say
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These threads have been done to death and this is one of the worst goes of it.

NascarDude24 : Next time you start a thread, at least have some content. You couldn't start a joke thread without a joke or two? Really? Closed for spam.
These threads have been done to death and this is one of the worst goes of it.

NascarDude24 : Next time you start a thread, at least have some content. You couldn't start a joke thread without a joke or two? Really? Closed for spam.
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