I will murder the user below because ________. The rules and regulations are quite simple. You must create a reason why you will murder the user below you. That specific user will apologize and explain why he or she had committed what was committed to cause the threat of murder. You must reply, "I forgive you," when you receive and opportunity to.

User One: I murder the user below me because he or she had feasted on my apple I was looking forward to feast on inside the recent future.

User Two: I apologize for feasting on your apple your had been looking forward to feast inside the recent future. I was extremely hungry and I needed a snack to satisfy my snack-craving, growling belly.

User One: I forgive you.

I will murder the user below me because ________.

Good luck!
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I will murder the user below me because he or she had grasped a flamethrower and burnt my backyard deck into ashes.

I am very sorry for burning your backyard, I was going crazy.


I will murder the next person because the staff application that Davideo7 made was closed the same day I tried to apply. I never got the site staff position.