Below are all the submissions, please vote above on whichever ones you thought were funny, you can vote on more than 1. Voting will end on October 9th.
NOTE: This is a poll so please be sure to click on the submissions above that you want to vote on.
I'm impressed with all the participation this time, and everyone except 1 person followed the rules perfectly which is also great. Some great submissions, this will be interesting.
rcarter2: The Not So Ultimate Team.......
Pimple: Just what I needed!
Jimmy: Wheeeeeee!
Pimple: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA
Pimple: That wasn't.........
Pimple: COOL!!!!!!!!
235689: Simon fails
Simon: Dracula! Time for the final battle!
Dracula: You might have defeated my first form, but its time to reveal my true form!
Simon: Ooooh! I'm sooooooo scared!
Dracula: You should be!
Simon: Simon: You win.... M364: Rock's Scavenger Hunt
Mega Man: Robot dog? Check!
Mega Man: Robot cat? Check!
Mega Man: Robot bird? Check!
Mega Man: Robot fish? Check!
Mega Man: Now if only i could locate some type of robotic kitchen sink! Eddy88: "Choo-Choo Madness"
Hamton: Ahh... Nothing better than a Trip on a Train...
Rat: Ha Ha Ha... He shall don't expect this...
Rat: SURPRISE!
Hamton: Uh?
Rat: Gimme all your Money!
Hamton: NEVER!
Hamton: FALCON STOMACH!
Rat: OUGH!!!
Rat: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!
Hamton: Good Bye until then! M364: a day in the life of a bionic commando
Captain Ladd: Confounded U.N., always stickinger their noses where they don't belong!
Captain Ladd: Couldn't they have recruited some italian plumbers to take care of missions like this?
Captain Ladd: Hey "Super" Joe, i've got a question for you.
"Super" Joe: Yeah, what's that?
Captain Ladd: If you're so "Super", how come i had to rescue you?
"Super" Joe: uhhh. . . .oh, i almost forgot. There are still 3 areas up ahead. You should get on that right away, while i go back to headquarters and uhh. . . . "super"vise the mission.
Captain Ladd: Yeah right, whatever!
Captain Ladd: Say, you wouldn't happen to be that Anti-Christ guy my sunday school teacher warned me about back when i was a kid, would you?
Master-D: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Captain Ladd: Sorry man, but you just fit the bill. Resurrected from the dead. Thought to be dead by a fatal head wound. Hates the jewish people.
Master-D: Shut up and get out of my sight, you moron!
Captain Ladd: You know "Super" Joe, i'm really getting tired of rescuing you. This damsel in distress act is really beginning to become a bad habit of yours.
"Super" Joe: Say, what's the first thing you are going to do when you get back home? I know i'm going to order me a large meat lovers pizza.
Captian Ladd: WHAT!? You just barely survived this mission, let alone this huge explosion, and all you can think about is food?
"Super" Joe: You're right, i should think a little more extravagantly, huh? First thing i do when i get back . . . I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD! M364: the most disturbing
Ness: Well gang, we actually survived this long journey and defeated the evil Giygas. What do you think was the most disturbing part of our journey?
Paula: I know that for me it would have been having to see either Apple Kid, or Pokey, in a bathing suit.
Apple Kid: Hey, I'm standing right here for crying out loud!
Paula: Thankfully we did not have to experience either of those things firsthand, so i think i came out of it all pretty much unscarred.
Ness: I know that for me, there were many disturbing things along the way, but i'd have to choose that final battle with Giygas as topping the bill. At first i thought Dr. Andonuts had given me some drugs instead of turning me into a robot.
Jeff: The most disturbing part for me was our battle with Barf. The battle with Belch was bad enough, but during that one i think I rcarter2: Super Mario Drugs 3 (The Real Story)
Mario : Oh a-boy! A mushroom!
Mama mia! This is some-a primo stuff!
Holy Crap-a! Everything is-a gigantic! RUN!!!!
AAAAAHHHH!!! I gotta get outa here!!!!!!
Mario : *shiver*.....................
Goomba: Dude, this has to stop. We are getting worried about you.
Troopa: Yeah. Seriously. Go get some help. Marcmoney: Careless Ness
Ness: Porkey, did you do something different to your face?
Porkey: no why, is something wrong with it?
Ness: No no, I was just...never mind.
Porkey: Ok then...stop acting weird tonight.
Ness: Porkey, did your mom go to the circus?
Porkey: No, why?
Ness: *chuckles* Nothing.
Porkey & Picky's Dad: I can't believe you boys went out without permission!! It's time to rearrange your faces.
Porkey & Picky: NOOOO!!!
Ness: Hehe..
Porkey & Picky's Mom: Thank you for bringing our boys back. Is there anything I can do to repay you?
Ness: Yeah, either fix your face or put a bag over your head.
Porkey & Picky's Mom: WHA WHA WHAT!!? I am going to tell your mother!
Ness: Go ahead, she thinks the same about you too.
Porkey & Picky's Mom: GET OUT!!!
Ness: Don't yell, I don't want your face parts to fall off.
(PORKEY & PICKY'S MOM SLAMS THE DOOR)
Ness: Well, guess there's nothing to do than light dog poop on her front porch.Marcmoney: The Nerd Eaters
Video Game Nerd: Ahh, I finally got this cool game I wanted to play.
Video Game Nerd: WOAH! What's going on!? Let go, your hurting my balls.
Video Game Nerd: Ooh, where am I?
Cheetah Mens: HEY! Who are you!?
Video Game Nerd: Wow! Your talking cheetahs, cool. I am a nerd and I...
Cheetah Mens: Oh...your a nerd huh!?
Video Game Nerd: Uhh, yeah...why are you looking at me like that?
(CHEETAH MENS GIVE NERD A HUNGRY LOOK)
(NERD RUNS FOR HIS LIFE)
Cheetah Mens: Come back here nerd food!!Eddy88: "The friendly Gift"
Sparkster: Wow... For who's this giant gift?
Pig Soldier: TA-DA!
Sparkster: GAH!
Sparkster: That wasn't funny!
Pig Soldier: And... Why i'm Smiling?
*Slashes sword*
Pig Soldier: OUCH! THAT WASN'T FUNNY!
Sparkster: I don't think the Same thing! Redxsparrow: Dracula Is in Another Mansion.
Simon: All right Dracula's mansion. Let's a go!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Death? Where is Dracula?!?!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Yeah, I know. Where is Dracula?!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Shut up! Where the hell is Dracula?!?!?!?!
Grim Reaper: Oh, you want Dracula. He is in another mansion.
Simon: What? he isn't in this one!
Grim Reaper: He moved.
Simon: Where?
Grim Reaper: Across the country.
Simon: That crazy ole bat! Oh yeah one more thing before I go.
Grim Reaper: What is that?
Simon: DIE!!!!!
Few days later....
Simon: My stomach, aching....Freak those werewolves, they can bite anything
that moves, ugh...so hungry. The only thing I got left is my shield and whip.
Anyway, here is Dracula's mansion. Finally! Camilla: MWHAHAHAHA!!
Simon: kill me...
Camilla: I am Camilla the floating head thingy!
Simon: Where's Dracula?
Camilla: "Where's Dracula?'' Are you going to fight me?
Simon: I will. I just want to know where he is.
Camilla: He is across the hall.
Simon: Really?
Camilla: Nope!
Simon:
Camilla: Just kidding, he is a few blocks to the right of my house.
Simon: He moved again!
Camilla: Yes he did.
Simon: Dam him. Okay, thank you, and also one more thing........ DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few hours later...
(The hall before Dracula's room.)
Simon: Ok, this has got to be Dracula house. You
know, if there is a sign that says "Dracula's mansion is here,"
oh....never mind.
Simon: Whoa....This place is...is....completely empty! Where the hell is
everybody? The only I thing I hear is spooky music. Anyway, this room has got
to be Dracula's. If he is not in here, well you already know.
Death: MWHAHAHAHA!!! I am Death.
Simon: What!?! I already killed you!
Death: I am Death!
Simon: Where is Dracula?!
Death: I am Death.
Simon: Silence! Or I'll kill you! Now tell me....Where in God's name in vain is Dracula?!?!
Death: I am...Oh wait, you want Dracula? He is already dead.
Simon:What the...
THE END. Below are all the submissions, please vote above on whichever ones you thought were funny, you can vote on more than 1. Voting will end on October 9th.
NOTE: This is a poll so please be sure to click on the submissions above that you want to vote on.
rcarter2: The Not So Ultimate Team.......
Pimple: Just what I needed!
Jimmy: Wheeeeeee!
Pimple: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA
Pimple: That wasn't.........
Pimple: COOL!!!!!!!!
235689: Simon fails
Simon: Dracula! Time for the final battle!
Dracula: You might have defeated my first form, but its time to reveal my true form!
Simon: Ooooh! I'm sooooooo scared!
Dracula: You should be!
Simon: Simon: You win.... M364: Rock's Scavenger Hunt
Mega Man: Robot dog? Check!
Mega Man: Robot cat? Check!
Mega Man: Robot bird? Check!
Mega Man: Robot fish? Check!
Mega Man: Now if only i could locate some type of robotic kitchen sink! Eddy88: "Choo-Choo Madness"
Hamton: Ahh... Nothing better than a Trip on a Train...
Rat: Ha Ha Ha... He shall don't expect this...
Rat: SURPRISE!
Hamton: Uh?
Rat: Gimme all your Money!
Hamton: NEVER!
Hamton: FALCON STOMACH!
Rat: OUGH!!!
Rat: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!
Hamton: Good Bye until then! M364: a day in the life of a bionic commando
Captain Ladd: Confounded U.N., always stickinger their noses where they don't belong!
Captain Ladd: Couldn't they have recruited some italian plumbers to take care of missions like this?
Captain Ladd: Hey "Super" Joe, i've got a question for you.
"Super" Joe: Yeah, what's that?
Captain Ladd: If you're so "Super", how come i had to rescue you?
"Super" Joe: uhhh. . . .oh, i almost forgot. There are still 3 areas up ahead. You should get on that right away, while i go back to headquarters and uhh. . . . "super"vise the mission.
Captain Ladd: Yeah right, whatever!
Captain Ladd: Say, you wouldn't happen to be that Anti-Christ guy my sunday school teacher warned me about back when i was a kid, would you?
Master-D: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Captain Ladd: Sorry man, but you just fit the bill. Resurrected from the dead. Thought to be dead by a fatal head wound. Hates the jewish people.
Master-D: Shut up and get out of my sight, you moron!
Captain Ladd: You know "Super" Joe, i'm really getting tired of rescuing you. This damsel in distress act is really beginning to become a bad habit of yours.
"Super" Joe: Say, what's the first thing you are going to do when you get back home? I know i'm going to order me a large meat lovers pizza.
Captian Ladd: WHAT!? You just barely survived this mission, let alone this huge explosion, and all you can think about is food?
"Super" Joe: You're right, i should think a little more extravagantly, huh? First thing i do when i get back . . . I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD! M364: the most disturbing
Ness: Well gang, we actually survived this long journey and defeated the evil Giygas. What do you think was the most disturbing part of our journey?
Paula: I know that for me it would have been having to see either Apple Kid, or Pokey, in a bathing suit.
Apple Kid: Hey, I'm standing right here for crying out loud!
Paula: Thankfully we did not have to experience either of those things firsthand, so i think i came out of it all pretty much unscarred.
Ness: I know that for me, there were many disturbing things along the way, but i'd have to choose that final battle with Giygas as topping the bill. At first i thought Dr. Andonuts had given me some drugs instead of turning me into a robot.
Jeff: The most disturbing part for me was our battle with Barf. The battle with Belch was bad enough, but during that one i think I rcarter2: Super Mario Drugs 3 (The Real Story)
Mario : Oh a-boy! A mushroom!
Mama mia! This is some-a primo stuff!
Holy Crap-a! Everything is-a gigantic! RUN!!!!
AAAAAHHHH!!! I gotta get outa here!!!!!!
Mario : *shiver*.....................
Goomba: Dude, this has to stop. We are getting worried about you.
Troopa: Yeah. Seriously. Go get some help. Marcmoney: Careless Ness
Ness: Porkey, did you do something different to your face?
Porkey: no why, is something wrong with it?
Ness: No no, I was just...never mind.
Porkey: Ok then...stop acting weird tonight.
Ness: Porkey, did your mom go to the circus?
Porkey: No, why?
Ness: *chuckles* Nothing.
Porkey & Picky's Dad: I can't believe you boys went out without permission!! It's time to rearrange your faces.
Porkey & Picky: NOOOO!!!
Ness: Hehe..
Porkey & Picky's Mom: Thank you for bringing our boys back. Is there anything I can do to repay you?
Ness: Yeah, either fix your face or put a bag over your head.
Porkey & Picky's Mom: WHA WHA WHAT!!? I am going to tell your mother!
Ness: Go ahead, she thinks the same about you too.
Porkey & Picky's Mom: GET OUT!!!
Ness: Don't yell, I don't want your face parts to fall off.
(PORKEY & PICKY'S MOM SLAMS THE DOOR)
Ness: Well, guess there's nothing to do than light dog poop on her front porch.Marcmoney: The Nerd Eaters
Video Game Nerd: Ahh, I finally got this cool game I wanted to play.
Video Game Nerd: WOAH! What's going on!? Let go, your hurting my balls.
Video Game Nerd: Ooh, where am I?
Cheetah Mens: HEY! Who are you!?
Video Game Nerd: Wow! Your talking cheetahs, cool. I am a nerd and I...
Cheetah Mens: Oh...your a nerd huh!?
Video Game Nerd: Uhh, yeah...why are you looking at me like that?
(CHEETAH MENS GIVE NERD A HUNGRY LOOK)
(NERD RUNS FOR HIS LIFE)
Cheetah Mens: Come back here nerd food!!Eddy88: "The friendly Gift"
Sparkster: Wow... For who's this giant gift?
Pig Soldier: TA-DA!
Sparkster: GAH!
Sparkster: That wasn't funny!
Pig Soldier: And... Why i'm Smiling?
*Slashes sword*
Pig Soldier: OUCH! THAT WASN'T FUNNY!
Sparkster: I don't think the Same thing! Redxsparrow: Dracula Is in Another Mansion.
Simon: All right Dracula's mansion. Let's a go!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Death? Where is Dracula?!?!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Yeah, I know. Where is Dracula?!
Grim Reaper: I am Death!
Simon: Shut up! Where the hell is Dracula?!?!?!?!
Grim Reaper: Oh, you want Dracula. He is in another mansion.
Simon: What? he isn't in this one!
Grim Reaper: He moved.
Simon: Where?
Grim Reaper: Across the country.
Simon: That crazy ole bat! Oh yeah one more thing before I go.
Grim Reaper: What is that?
Simon: DIE!!!!!
Few days later....
Simon: My stomach, aching....Freak those werewolves, they can bite anything
that moves, ugh...so hungry. The only thing I got left is my shield and whip.
Anyway, here is Dracula's mansion. Finally! Camilla: MWHAHAHAHA!!
Simon: kill me...
Camilla: I am Camilla the floating head thingy!
Simon: Where's Dracula?
Camilla: "Where's Dracula?'' Are you going to fight me?
Simon: I will. I just want to know where he is.
Camilla: He is across the hall.
Simon: Really?
Camilla: Nope!
Simon:
Camilla: Just kidding, he is a few blocks to the right of my house.
Simon: He moved again!
Camilla: Yes he did.
Simon: Dam him. Okay, thank you, and also one more thing........ DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few hours later...
(The hall before Dracula's room.)
Simon: Ok, this has got to be Dracula house. You
know, if there is a sign that says "Dracula's mansion is here,"
oh....never mind.
Simon: Whoa....This place is...is....completely empty! Where the hell is
everybody? The only I thing I hear is spooky music. Anyway, this room has got
to be Dracula's. If he is not in here, well you already know.
Death: MWHAHAHAHA!!! I am Death.
Simon: What!?! I already killed you!
Death: I am Death!
Simon: Where is Dracula?!
Death: I am Death.
Simon: Silence! Or I'll kill you! Now tell me....Where in God's name in vain is Dracula?!?!
Death: I am...Oh wait, you want Dracula? He is already dead.
Simon:What the...
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