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At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend

 

06-15-11 05:47 PM
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She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
And then I said "What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system!"
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
And then I said "What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system!"
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

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06-15-11 06:01 PM
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septembern : I think this is your area I kind of forgot but this....this isn't use full to anyone please close it
septembern : I think this is your area I kind of forgot but this....this isn't use full to anyone please close it
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Choko453: Lol, it's a joke. I think it can stay here for now. There is no official "joke" forum, and the Crazy House seems to crazy for this.

imhere : Is this more of a poem or is it a joke.

Choko453: Lol, it's a joke. I think it can stay here for now. There is no official "joke" forum, and the Crazy House seems to crazy for this.

imhere : Is this more of a poem or is it a joke.

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(edited by septembern on 06-15-11 06:04 PM)    

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I DON'T GET IT! D:
I DON'T GET IT! D:
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Choko453 : The guy in the story is stupid, so when the girlfriend says that his dad is on the phone he thinks the gf is saying that the phone is his father and says he is not stupid and breaks the phone, when he really is stupid.
Choko453 : The guy in the story is stupid, so when the girlfriend says that his dad is on the phone he thinks the gf is saying that the phone is his father and says he is not stupid and breaks the phone, when he really is stupid.
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this is a joke that it is the dad on the phone, but she says "It's dad" but he takes it as the cell phone is her dad.
this is a joke that it is the dad on the phone, but she says "It's dad" but he takes it as the cell phone is her dad.
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Lol omg just what I needed, this homework is absolutely dreadful, and I really needed to crack up. thanks. lol @ DESTROYS the phone!
Lol omg just what I needed, this homework is absolutely dreadful, and I really needed to crack up. thanks. lol @ DESTROYS the phone!
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Ha that's actually a pretty funny joke!
Ha that's actually a pretty funny joke!
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Aha, I get this. "Rarrrrrgh! Me no like PHOOOOOO0ONE!!!!" *smash*. How does he even have a gf?

Choko453 : KILL JO-...oh wait, sorry. U didn't get the joke.
Aha, I get this. "Rarrrrrgh! Me no like PHOOOOOO0ONE!!!!" *smash*. How does he even have a gf?

Choko453 : KILL JO-...oh wait, sorry. U didn't get the joke.
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This is from a song the dad is a phone part is from the clean version (no swearing) and the other one its been replaced with a singer as a beverage (only 1 swear) http://youtube/ns8T-2zJt5g?t=1m5s look at 1:05

This is from a song the dad is a phone part is from the clean version (no swearing) and the other one its been replaced with a singer as a beverage (only 1 swear) http://youtube/ns8T-2zJt5g?t=1m5s look at 1:05

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Oh, lol, it came from a song.

imhere : You want to leave it here or want to put in Entertainment?
Oh, lol, it came from a song.

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septembern :   Entertainment, I put it here because I couldn't find a spot for it.
septembern :   Entertainment, I put it here because I couldn't find a spot for it.
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That's fine.

*Moved to Entertainment forum*
That's fine.

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