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Why does my COmputer Crash?

 

05-27-05 11:36 PM
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Why does my computer crash?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk
and the micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom

I love that aswell. Its funny. I forget where i got it from though...
Why does my computer crash?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk
and the micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom

I love that aswell. Its funny. I forget where i got it from though...
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05-28-05 03:37 AM
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Thats cool as , Do you want me to fix the error in your title. 'COmputer'
Thats cool as , Do you want me to fix the error in your title. 'COmputer'
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05-28-05 08:21 AM
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Yeah, Its just when i type so fast, WHen i try to capatilize, sometimes the second letter gets that as well.
Yeah, Its just when i type so fast, WHen i try to capatilize, sometimes the second letter gets that as well.
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whats "souse"?
apart from that i enjoyed it mildly.....
whats "souse"?
apart from that i enjoyed it mildly.....
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05-28-05 09:32 AM
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DOnt sk me, ask the creator, Drc. Ice
DOnt sk me, ask the creator, Drc. Ice
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