Warning, there is some spoilers! It's for the Story!

Graphics:
The Graphics are pretty good, not as good as portal two, but yeah. The Graphics are realistic and are clear, if you look at the water, it looks like water, (Although, water is more clear than what it show, huh, oh well) and the glass looks pretty real, what else? Oh, yeah, the toilet, that looks pretty good, I mean, it's kinda weird that there is toilets in the game, plural, like there are many. You also have the robots, they look like they would be real, "I'm different", "Target lost" those were two quotes that the turret bots say. But overall, I give the Graphics a "8".

Sound:
I don't really see any problem with the sound, I can't even recall the sound being bad, I would have to say the sound is amazing, but I don't know what is good for the sound, because Shenmue, the sound is not very good, I would rate it like a 5 or something. But with it being said, I give the sound a "9".

Addictive:
The game is not as Addictive as Portal 2, but Portal Still alive is addictive. When you play you can earthier be like, "Meh, I'm done, I don't feel like playing." or you could feel like this "I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME 24/7!!! I WOULD NEVER STOP!!!" not really though, but you get the point. The game can be Addictive or not, so that why I give it a "7".

Story:
The story is pretty funny, and it has not even got as good as it will get! The story is funny in Portal 2 even more though, (Why am I even doing Portal Still Alive?) Spoilers coming up, skip it if you don't want any! Why is there a toilet robot? It does not make sense, and why does everyone talk about when life gives you lemons, there are just some things, that cannot be answered, like those. I will have to say though, I give the Story a "8".

Depth:
The game has a big Depth to it, the game takes awhile to beat, and I have not even beat the game yet, and Portal 2 took me 4-6 months to beat! The game has a lot to offer, and sometimes, it gets to be a tad bit boring, but the depth of the game is not the biggest that I've seen, Final Fantasy VII has an even bigger depth, but back to Portal Still Alive, the game can have more depth for different people, the game could be very quick to beat and you would say like 6 or 7, but no, I say it's a "9".

Difficulty:
The game to me is hard, I don't really have to much too say about this, but let me say.
In the game you use a portal gun, you have two portals that you can make with one gun, you have to shoot it at white walls/floors/ceilings/, and sometimes you have to build up momentum to get to places, so I have to say its a "8".

Rating:
I love the game, but it's not as good as Portal 2, so I give it a '8", a solid "8".

First off, nice review, man! I remember playing Portal Still Alive, and your thoughts are pretty spot on. Especially about the graphics - for its time, it looked solid but, yeah, Portal 2 was a step up for sure. The whole water thing made me chuckle a bit, like who woulda thought water's clarity would be such a talking point in a game review? And those toilets, man, I've always wondered why there's so many, kinda gives the game a weird charm if you ask me.

I thought the sound was pretty darn good, especially when you're manipulating the portals and hearing GLaDOS's chilling voice. Shenmue? Not sure how its relevant though but that's a blast from the past! Haven't played that one in ages.

The game's addictiveness for me was kinda in-between? Like, I was hooked, but not like "I'm gonna play this non-stop" kinda way. And that story, oh man, so many weird and funny moments. The lemon part always cracks me up. Its like, where did that even come from?

But man I have to hand it to you on the depth and difficulty. Portal games really mess with your head sometimes, trying to figure out those crazy puzzles. Made me feel like a genius and an idiot at the same time.

Zachariah: Yeah, I agree on that, Portal 2 was way better, but I have not even finished Portal Still Alive. I love when GLaDOS gets mad too.

I am not familiar with this game. I wonder if that is because it is a recent game. Even though I cannot play modern games as the 4D technology hurts my eyes and gives me headaches. I must stay this is an excellent review. If I could it looks like it would be a fun game to play again if I could. Keep up the good work on the reviews.

tornadocam: Well that's too bad XP. Thank you for that, I really appreciate the like for my reviews.