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10-25-14 05:12 PM
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Sebrex
Level: 21


POSTS: 40/78
POST EXP: 12519
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CP: 1415.2
VIZ: 28980

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0


 juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

DrakPokeMaster :

Cradily is love

DerAxeEfekt :

Rasenganfan2 :

darthyoda :

And now, Demos, one of my favorite bosses of the Gradius series.

"Demos is a
large, immobile boss, and the first gun wall in the Gradius main series.
It is also known for its astonishingly huge number of safespots, at
least, for a Gradius boss. An Upgrade version as Demos FX appeared in
Gradius Gaiden. "


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"Come on,
static, money is very important, if you want to be the first image in
the series, despite the fact that, at least at the moment, you must be
in the Office-gaiden-the Monster is incredible. "

It's a machine, not a monster...

Let's see his attack pattern.

"Picture
power, and in this case, the plane can't run away from people,
especially from the truth, then, in the united States and began to
attack the laser can damage and should be avoided in this . Um, yeah.
... job will be very important for the participants. other Duckers
position and the head is part of the conditions in this area, the
southern part-that's what this Gradius2AC two eight Ducker In this case,
on the other hand, it is too weak version of a lot of light, four laser
turrets."

Demos attacks with picture power. I assume Vic Viper is the pla-

WARNING: DEMOS IS ATTACKING THE U.S

... Okay.

Hooray for the Two Eight Ducker.

Demos appears in Gokujou parodius apparently.

"This is the
foundation of society, the '4 in all cases, because it's funny. Heart
attack, because I don't know, I'm just a man, this may be true, popcorn,
I never tried it, it is necessary to make a laser gun against the
attacker might have a bad racket, and participants need to be a rocket
arm. "

We should start a poll.

Are you a rocket arm?

Y/N


 juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

DrakPokeMaster :

Cradily is love

DerAxeEfekt :

Rasenganfan2 :

darthyoda :

And now, Demos, one of my favorite bosses of the Gradius series.

"Demos is a
large, immobile boss, and the first gun wall in the Gradius main series.
It is also known for its astonishingly huge number of safespots, at
least, for a Gradius boss. An Upgrade version as Demos FX appeared in
Gradius Gaiden. "


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"Come on,
static, money is very important, if you want to be the first image in
the series, despite the fact that, at least at the moment, you must be
in the Office-gaiden-the Monster is incredible. "

It's a machine, not a monster...

Let's see his attack pattern.

"Picture
power, and in this case, the plane can't run away from people,
especially from the truth, then, in the united States and began to
attack the laser can damage and should be avoided in this . Um, yeah.
... job will be very important for the participants. other Duckers
position and the head is part of the conditions in this area, the
southern part-that's what this Gradius2AC two eight Ducker In this case,
on the other hand, it is too weak version of a lot of light, four laser
turrets."

Demos attacks with picture power. I assume Vic Viper is the pla-

WARNING: DEMOS IS ATTACKING THE U.S

... Okay.

Hooray for the Two Eight Ducker.

Demos appears in Gokujou parodius apparently.

"This is the
foundation of society, the '4 in all cases, because it's funny. Heart
attack, because I don't know, I'm just a man, this may be true, popcorn,
I never tried it, it is necessary to make a laser gun against the
attacker might have a bad racket, and participants need to be a rocket
arm. "

We should start a poll.

Are you a rocket arm?

Y/N
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yo


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10-26-14 01:57 AM
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DerAxeEfekt
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Sebrex : N.

That was just one of the most hilarious things i have seen.
Original text:
"It is better to have a crack in your phone than a phone in your crack."
After 10 translations, Yandex gives us:
"It is better to be poor, telephone, Crack."
By the way, at the 5th translation, the last word of the sentence was Softonic.

Sebrex : N.

That was just one of the most hilarious things i have seen.
Original text:
"It is better to have a crack in your phone than a phone in your crack."
After 10 translations, Yandex gives us:
"It is better to be poor, telephone, Crack."
By the way, at the 5th translation, the last word of the sentence was Softonic.

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10-26-14 04:16 AM
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Poka Mocha
Kuti_Kat
Level: 51


POSTS: 177/631
POST EXP: 51613
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CP: 2001.2
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Original text:
"Do your ears hang long? Do they wobble; do they flow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"

"Bacon is the best meat, anyone can eat!"

"Driving while texting your boyfriend, is a big no no!"

[If you're wondering where these quotes came from, it's from a show called Wander Over Yonder.]
"Heaven must be missing an angel. . . 'cause here I am."

"And then I say, not on my dime! HA!"

. . . 43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ears small, with long time of time, added to the website, you can indicate that you need to know?"

"Better meat to eat meat."

"Text messaging while driving,no,no, no,no,no, No,no,no, no!"

"The weather is boring angel, that's why I'm here."

"It will not disappear, the reason I say! New!!!"


This was fun to do!
Original text:
"Do your ears hang long? Do they wobble; do they flow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"

"Bacon is the best meat, anyone can eat!"

"Driving while texting your boyfriend, is a big no no!"

[If you're wondering where these quotes came from, it's from a show called Wander Over Yonder.]
"Heaven must be missing an angel. . . 'cause here I am."

"And then I say, not on my dime! HA!"

. . . 43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Ears small, with long time of time, added to the website, you can indicate that you need to know?"

"Better meat to eat meat."

"Text messaging while driving,no,no, no,no,no, No,no,no, no!"

"The weather is boring angel, that's why I'm here."

"It will not disappear, the reason I say! New!!!"


This was fun to do!
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"o snap, what up?"


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10-26-14 12:28 PM
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Leoneal
Level: 15

POSTS: 28/35
POST EXP: 869
LVL EXP: 13274
CP: 1110.9
VIZ: 43038

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original text My name is Tom.
Is now Hello my name is empty.
I forgot the number of translations.
original text My name is Tom.
Is now Hello my name is empty.
I forgot the number of translations.
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11-01-14 06:02 PM
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Sebrex
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POSTS: 43/78
POST EXP: 12519
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CP: 1415.2
VIZ: 28980

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0


 juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

DrakPokeMaster :

Cradily is love

DerAxeEfekt :

Rasenganfan2 :

darthyoda :

Kuti_Kat

Leoneal

I was thinking, just what IS a boss? I have the answer.


"In video gaming,
a boss is a significant computer-controlled enemy. A fight with a boss
character is commonly referred to as a boss battle or boss fight."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


" Against the computer, challenge the boss rules the boss to win control of the game or Manager."

Win control of the game?! YES!

This is cool and all, but how abut some more information?

"Boss battles are
generally seen at the climax of a particular section of the game,
usually at the end of a stage or level, or guarding a specific
objective, and the boss enemy is generally far stronger than the
opponents the player has faced up to that point."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"In case
most it's not necessary to take into account the growth in the current
game, and, as a rule, the last part, or glasses, or the enemy is the
same reason, the company has always increased competition and play
matches."

Glasses.

How about one more informative nugget?


"A boss enemy is often larger in size than other enemies and the player character."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"God and the enemy is often more enemies, men and nature."

Men and nature.



Now, if that doesn't define boss battle, I don't know what does.



 juuldude :

thenumberone :

Boxia :

Mistress :

bostonblokhed1 :

IgorBird122 :

Chindogu :

PacmanandMariofan :

steel_attacker :

DrakPokeMaster :

Cradily is love

DerAxeEfekt :

Rasenganfan2 :

darthyoda :

Kuti_Kat

Leoneal

I was thinking, just what IS a boss? I have the answer.


"In video gaming,
a boss is a significant computer-controlled enemy. A fight with a boss
character is commonly referred to as a boss battle or boss fight."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


" Against the computer, challenge the boss rules the boss to win control of the game or Manager."

Win control of the game?! YES!

This is cool and all, but how abut some more information?

"Boss battles are
generally seen at the climax of a particular section of the game,
usually at the end of a stage or level, or guarding a specific
objective, and the boss enemy is generally far stronger than the
opponents the player has faced up to that point."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"In case
most it's not necessary to take into account the growth in the current
game, and, as a rule, the last part, or glasses, or the enemy is the
same reason, the company has always increased competition and play
matches."

Glasses.

How about one more informative nugget?


"A boss enemy is often larger in size than other enemies and the player character."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"God and the enemy is often more enemies, men and nature."

Men and nature.



Now, if that doesn't define boss battle, I don't know what does.

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yo


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11-02-14 09:13 AM
lisalo is Offline
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lisalo
Level: 19

POSTS: 3/70
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"Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind.", Max

SDL becomes.
Sets in motion his terestrially long an a free one. Deflates below that. It deflates comes is"

TransPerfect becomes all glitched and forgets words

Yandex becomes
"The situation in the film, this is a desert place, and the wind
"
"Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind.", Max

SDL becomes.
Sets in motion his terestrially long an a free one. Deflates below that. It deflates comes is"

TransPerfect becomes all glitched and forgets words

Yandex becomes
"The situation in the film, this is a desert place, and the wind
"
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Last Post: 3551 days
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11-15-14 12:26 PM
PokemonBoy217 is Offline
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PokemonBoy217
Level: 14

POSTS: 12/33
POST EXP: 2167
LVL EXP: 11532
CP: 96.7
VIZ: 2155

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
"So an Internet user, a bad translator, and a spell check window walk into the bar, right, and then they order three "This Post" cocktails to go. They leave, drunk."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"If you can use the Internet,it's a poor translation),in this case, three cocktail, and others, in this case, honey."
"So an Internet user, a bad translator, and a spell check window walk into the bar, right, and then they order three "This Post" cocktails to go. They leave, drunk."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"If you can use the Internet,it's a poor translation),in this case, three cocktail, and others, in this case, honey."
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11-17-14 02:46 PM
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I used Yandex with 22 translations and randomized the languages.  I translated this statement several times and will list my top 3.

Original statement:  Do you like cheeseburgers?  Yes, I love a good, messy cheeseburger, especially with bacon and ham.

#3)  You like cheeseburgers? Yes, I love a good stinky cheese, especially on a pig.

#2)  You like cheeseburgers? Yes, I like the chaos, chicken, cheese, especially the pork, and pork.

#1)  You're like a cheeseburger. Yes, I think it is great, the beautiful and the ugly burger with cheese, especially the bacon, and pork.
I used Yandex with 22 translations and randomized the languages.  I translated this statement several times and will list my top 3.

Original statement:  Do you like cheeseburgers?  Yes, I love a good, messy cheeseburger, especially with bacon and ham.

#3)  You like cheeseburgers? Yes, I love a good stinky cheese, especially on a pig.

#2)  You like cheeseburgers? Yes, I like the chaos, chicken, cheese, especially the pork, and pork.

#1)  You're like a cheeseburger. Yes, I think it is great, the beautiful and the ugly burger with cheese, especially the bacon, and pork.
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Registered: 10-28-14
Location: Portland, Oregon
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11-17-14 09:06 PM
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oldschoolboyz
Level: 36


POSTS: 28/280
POST EXP: 38292
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CP: 1234.7
VIZ: 158091

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Here is what I got with my text. of you may appreciate my reference and humor.
Original text:
"what is rainbow farts in jeopardy?"
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Rainbow pools is the risk?"
Here is what I got with my text. of you may appreciate my reference and humor.
Original text:
"what is rainbow farts in jeopardy?"
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Rainbow pools is the risk?"
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11-30-14 11:43 AM
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PokemonBoy217
Level: 14

POSTS: 19/33
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CP: 96.7
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Original text:
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Or what will happen, please help me "
Original text:
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Or what will happen, please help me "
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Registered: 11-09-14
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Last Post: 3219 days
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11-30-14 11:48 AM
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Blubcreator
Level: 70


POSTS: 1000/1292
POST EXP: 98435
LVL EXP: 2941263
CP: 3464.1
VIZ: 58218

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
I wasn't going to post here originally but this was far too good.

Original text:

One day I shall create a world where no man shall starve"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I want to create a world where no one lives."
I wasn't going to post here originally but this was far too good.

Original text:

One day I shall create a world where no man shall starve"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I want to create a world where no one lives."
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