http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Basically, this is a site which let's you enter text into a bar. It then translates it back and forth between other languages until...




This thread is for sharing your translations and commenting on others. Let the hilarity begin!

Here is the original text I did: In Mario, you can eat mushrooms and grow or shrink. Flowers give you fire power and stars make you invincible.

The result after 8 translations was: Guests can dine in the Mario mushroom and zoom in or out. The fire and the stars, you are invincible.

The results to me are more interesting than funny, highlighting the flaws of translation services. Or bing. Or both.

As far as amusement goes, I find viewing a site through an interpreter is better, Juuldudes comment came out as:
Here is tha original gangsta text I did: In Mario, you can smoke mushrooms n' grow or shrink. Flowers hit you wit fire juice n' stars make you invincible.

Da result afta 8 translations was: Guests can dine up in tha Mario mushroom n' zoom up in or out. Da fire n' tha stars, yo ass is invincible.

A significant improvement id say.

thenumberone :

That's perfect! XD

juuldude :

Thought you might want to see.

Original text:

"Can someone help me find a new care please? "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Make a new medical device."

Wow, remember not to use this site when car shopping.

Sword legion :
You typed care, so to be fair I can see why it came up with medical.

Original text: I'd better be getting back to school.
35 translations later: ""

No seriously, that's all I got.

thenumberone : Can I have a link to this amazing interpreter please?

Boxia : I honestly feel sorry for you. Very sorry. Try translating it again with random language order.


Now, I have something special for you.

"Sonic arrives at Never Lake where the fabled Little Planet (also known as Miracle Planet) is said to appear on the last month of every year. Sonic arrives to find the planet tethered to a mountain by a chain and completely mechanized."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Location in Brussels, found gold in sight (sound waves (magic world), Anrap, at this link)."

ANRAP

I always enjoy a good (well, bad) translation or 35...

Original - "Sir mrfe, knight of the realm of the vizzards"
Translated - "Mr. Merrill Phenotype and Imperial Knight"

Mine is pretty interesting, I guess.

"And they left with a bang!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's all good."

Original Text: "My name is Leggy, and I am a magnificent zebra. Bring it on world!"

27 translations later: "Hot does not bother honest grass. The world domination."

It's summoning time! Stay away from the summoner!

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Sword legion :

Boxia :

mrfe :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

Remember Dynamite Headdy? Well, the japanese version had a lot more talking. I decided to translate the script, and the results are magical. Here is a preview:

" Bwahaha! You're weak! This is only the beginning, so you probably thought it would be real easy! I'm Maruyama. The king of puppets! Let's see how you like a hit from my super burning fireball! "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sreeraj_menon this is a weakness in my name is Miguel, this is a new start and ... Successful summer King."

Maruyama- oh, I'm sorry, "Migeul" is a successful summer king.?

This will be updated daily. By the way, for further reference, Maruyama is Trouble Bruin.

EDIT: I forgot to give credit to everyone mentioned here: http://treasure-gamers.livejournal.com/2794.html

Sebrex :
Its a site caled gizzogle, but it often adds a lot of swears into it, hence why i gave juuldude's translation, not yours.

Original Text: Spooky Scary Skeletons speak with such a screech.
35 translations later:Looks solid, this is a big problem).
There's someone in the machine.....

Some more summons.

juuldude :

thenumberone :

Sword legion :

Boxia :

mrfe :

Mistress :

legacyme3 :

O.K, time for today's translation. Here is Headcase's dialog:

"Well, if it isn't Headdy! You really managed to escape, huh? Hm? You're leaving already? Okay, I'll lend you my assistance! If you hit me and take an item, your head can power up! Wanna try it out a bit? Sure / No way "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But now, of course, if he has a future. Chat, you can win. ?"

The chat can win. When you say yes:

"In a moment enemies will come out, so grab an item and defeat them! They'll keep coming until you defeat them all, take any items you like. Okay, let's begin!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Adversair influences on this question. If you want to make sure that you can try."

Make sure that you can try. When you win:

"Congratulations! You beat them all! Here's a secret bonus present! There are still more items but you'll find them on your adventure. See ya. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I hope the best for you to overcome the odds to project adventure, you can be sure that other things can be found."

I'm in Project Adventure. Headcase is such an inspiring fellow.

The original text: "Pacman eats dots and runs from ghosts."

8 translations later: "Pacman eat your soul and escape."

lol. Creepy and weird..... 

Sebrex :

Original text:

"A fisherman fishes, a hunter hunts, and a baby bickers, but everybody is still happy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Daniel Hunter is custody of, say, and I am very happy in all the products."


and that is with random language order. Without random language order, 35 translation languages are speechless o_0.

mohammedroxx3 : Pacman is out to get us D:

*Insert stuff here*

I typed in, "When I ate a Carrot, I grabbed a Potato and shot Bill."

Well, well, well, this sounds like one of those threads that needs some thing to start posting things on here, so let me have a try.

Original text:
"The IB122 has taken over the world!!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"IB122 is used in all parts of the world."


The World is doomed........

The original text was one of my favorite fantasy novel quotes. It's funny if you know the context... Trust me. "The time has come, I say, for fresh blood. For someone who actually believes in God to the wear the silliest hat in Christendom."

The translation is "He said: it is time for new blood. Christian love is a hat, yarn."
I bloody love this site. Much time will be spent procrastinating on there. -Edit- Forgot to mention that it was bing (microsoft) translated 35 times.