spectergaj : Congrats, you have that thing as your room mate.

Geldra : Yay! We're room mates!
I'm gonna call you Geldie. jk

alexanyways : Ahem, I think you mean 'Random brain stealer'. Call me whatever you want but for this game I'm what I am.

spectergaj: Glad to be of service.

Wait. Who is my roomate? O_o

legacyme3 : You get to stay with Klown.

Sweetttttt

Klown :

It will be just like College all over again! Budddddddddddddyyyyyy

legacyme3 : hεllø, εɾ, "ɾøøṃṃατε". јυṡτ ḋøṉ'τ τøυсh ṃÿ ṡτυÆ’Æ’. ïτ'ṡ, υh, вαḋ ƒøɾ ÿøυɾ hεαlτh. hεh hεh.

Klown :

You mean this stuff? *points*

o3o *pokes stuff.... ALL the stuff*

*starts coughing blood*

You were right. >.>

legacyme3 : ṡεε? ώhÿ сαṉ'τ јÃ¯ṃṃÿ lεģ ṃε ṡταÿ вÿ ṃÿṡεlÆ’, αll ï εṿεɾ ģετ αɾε ïḋïøτṡ.

Klown :

You got legs on the mind. My plan. It's working.

legacyme3 : I wouldn't antagonize him if I were you...just saying, he's kinda deadly :/.

Day 3, Wednesday

Ok, so the searches yesterday turned up nothing, so we will be doing a complete clean out and check off on the ship. We will land on some random, pre-determined planet, then unload everybody and everything, and anybody suspicious will be removed from the ship permanently.

Our captain for today will be Batman.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and glass shards.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be the clean out we promised earlier. You MUST check out with either the captain or alex, otherwise you will be forced off the ship, and then you kinda gotta live for yourself.

Lunch will be chicken, chicken feet, chicken broth, and chicken beaks. Apparently the planet has a surplus of chicken, and I guess we'll have to live with that.

Afterwords, everybody will be allowed back on the ship, supposing you checked out with one of the people appointed.

Then, we will throw eggs and laugh at the people left behind on the planet.


For supper there will be the leftover Spam that nobody ate the other day, table cloths, milk, and napkins.


After supper, there will be a showing of Mary Poppins, and then a few episodes of Family Guy, and then we will be watching the Harry Potter trilogy, featuring Chuck Norris.


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.


Have a good day, and STOP HIJACKING THE PA SYSTEM.

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns back on*

...

*PA turns off again*

WOW DUDE WHOEVER IS WRITING THESE TIMELINES IS REALLY GOOD AT WRITING.

the_casualty : Nah, I think he's terrible .

alexanyways : This RP is slowly dying. You haven't posted a new schedule in days, which worries me. Updates?

Yeah. I've been away for a while. If I miss a day, can you post the schedule as Klown?

They're in your 'sent' box.

Umm... you never sent me the pass for Klown...

the_casualty : Oops, sorry, I must've thought I gave it to you.

The password is in your Inbox.

ï ṡhαll вε ρøṡτïṉģ υρ τhε ṡсhεḋυlεṡ ṉøώ.

ḋαÿ 4, τhυɾṡḋαÿ

αlɾïģhτ, αÆ’τεɾ εlïṃïṉατïṉģ α Æ’εώ ṃÿṡτεɾïøυṡ сhαɾαсτεɾṡ, ώε вεlïεṿε τhε ṡhïρ ïṡ сlεαṉ αṉḋ ṉøώ ώε ḋøṉ'τ hαṿε τø ώøɾɾÿ αвøυτ τhε сɾεερεɾṡ αṉÿṃøɾε!

øυɾ сαρταïṉ ƒøɾ τøḋαÿ ώïll вε lυќε ṡќÃ¿ώαlќεɾ.

вɾεαќÆ’αṡτ ώïll вε ατ ḋαώṉ. τhεɾε ώïll вε вαсøṉ, øṡτɾïсh εģģṡ, αṉḋ τøεјαṃ.

ïṉ вετώεεṉ вɾεαќÆ’αṡτ αṉḋ lυṉсh, lυќε ṡќÃ¿ώαlќεɾ ώïll вε τεαсhïṉģ εṿεɾÿøṉε ṡøṃε ĕģhτïṉģ ṃøṿεṡ. вε ṡυɾε τø вɾïṉģ ṡøṃε ώεαρøṉṡ, ïƒ ÿøυ hαṿε αṉÿ!

lυṉсh ώïll вε ρøɾќ ɾïṉḋṡ, вøøќṡ, øɾαṉģε јυïсε, αṉḋ τïṉÿ ρlαṡτïс ĕģυɾïṉεṡ.

αÆ’τεɾώøɾḋṡ, τhεɾε ώïll вε α сlïṉïс øρεṉ ƒøɾ αṉÿøṉε τhατ løṡτ αṉÿ вøḋÿ ραɾτṡ ḋυɾïṉģ lυќε ṡќÃ¿ώαlќεɾ'ṡ lεṡṡøṉ.

τhεṉ, ώε ώïll τhɾøώ lïģhτṡαвεɾṡ ατ ρïсτυɾεṡ øƒ ṡïτh løɾḋṡ, вεсαυṡε τhεÿ ṡυсќ.


ƒøɾ ṡυρρεɾ τhεɾε ώïll вε ɾøαṡτ вεεÆ’ ṡαṉḋώïсhεṡ, τïɾεṡ, сøøќÃ¯εṡ, αṉḋ ραɾαќεετ ṡτεώ.


αÆ’τεɾ ṡυρρεɾ, τhεɾε ώïll вε α ṡhøώïṉģ øƒ ïṉḋερεṉḋεṉсε ḋαÿ, αṉḋ τhεṉ α Æ’εώ ερïṡøḋεṡ øƒ ṡøυτh ραɾќ, αṉḋ τhεṉ ώε ώïll вε ώατсhïṉģ τhε ṡαώ τɾïløģÿ, Æ’εατυɾïṉģ ќløώṉ.


ÿøυ ώïll ģø τø ÿøυɾ ɾεṡρεсτεḋ ɾøøṃṡ ατ 3αṃ, τhøυģh ÿøυ αɾε ρεɾṃïττεḋ τø ģø ατ αṉÿ τïṃε ρɾïøɾ.

lïģhτṡ øυτ ώïll вε ατ 3:30αṃ, τhøυģh ÿøυ ṃαÿ τυɾṉ øƒƒ τhε lïģhτṡ ïṉ ÿøυɾ ɾøøṃ ατ αṉÿ τïṃε τø hεlρ ÿøυ ṡlεερ.


hαṿε α ṉïсε ḋαÿ.

*ρα τυɾṉṡ øƒƒ*

Day 5, Friday

Hooray! It's Friday! The week is almost over. Today, we will be screening some bad commercials in the TV room all day, feel free to go and watch (and laugh) anytime.

Our captain for today will be Billy Mays.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and spoiled milk.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be a basketball game between all-stars Shaq and Charles Barkley in the Rec room. Admittance is 5 fun bucks.

Lunch will be Top Ramen, road spikes, leftover chicken, and tar.

Afterwords, the ice skating rink will be open. Feel free to bring your ice skates and have some fun!

Then, we will throw soda pop cans out the window.


For supper there will be tacos, poison, guacamole, and super hot sauce.


After supper, there will be a showing of Supersize Me, and then a few episodes of some infomercials, and then we will be watching the Pokemon movie trilogy, featuring YOUR FAVORITE POKEMAN!


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.


Have a very good day, and enjoy the cockroaches in your hair.

*PA turns off*