Basically ask me a movie to review (good or bad) and I'll give you my true and honest opinion of it.

You can think of me as a forum Roger Ebert except less fat.

I got one cause I just watched em.... what did you think of the Evil Dead series.

How about a review of Pacific Heights

Geo: I always find the Evil Dead series to be hillarious and a great low budget flick but I have to admit it's a really good action/horror type of movie though it's sad to see that nobody could take Campbell seriously after it, some of the lines I even quote from this day.

Though like a lot of people say, Army of Darkness relied on the humor.

Jigsaw: An ok thriller movie, though I wasn't surprised by the ending.

Dune. David Lynch and the other guy. Troll Review Dune.

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Titantic, your mom Terminator. That's a good list of those I can think of. Oh, wait. Terminator 3

How about Beverly Hills Ninja? I think it's Chris Farley's best movie.

Crawl: I only like the Final Cut from David Lynch's Dune seeing as a lot of it was restored, but it's really shameful how a lot of it got cut out due to meddling. Though the cast is superb, especially Duke Leto. However I did not like William Hurt's version. Seriously, his acting was horrendous especially how he reacts when his son dies.

Rasen: Titanic, I don't like love stories and I'm surprised how James Camereon, a man who redefined Sci-Fi made a love story type of movie.

Terminator, however I like and to me it's the best of the whole series mostly due to the fact of the whole idea presenting the time paradox and the character behind the Terminator.

Terminator 3: As bad as it was, it wasn't as bad as Terminator Salvation. However it's a useless movie that shouldn't have been made. Why not just skip to the events of Terminator Salvation?

Jigsaw: I always thought of Farleys best to be Black Sheep, as stupid as the movie can be I actually find it to be a good chuckle fest and a movie to watch in a good mood. Sad to say it was Farleys last movie

What about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
Or GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra?

GI Joe: Rise of Cobra, awful adaptation of GI Joe. I wasn't expecting much, but the acting sucked, the backstories were awful, and the movie heavily relied on badly made action scenes.

Harry Potter, it was a good adaptation. It had a great amount of action, the characters could act though not as good as Goblet of Fire.

What do you think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and The Meaning of Life?

Meaning of Life wasn't that great, and that Mr Crestole scene while it was humorous was just disgusting.

However, Holy Grail is a classic still to this day. But I still haven't use any of the classic quotes from the movie in real life.

Considering how you're still talking about Monty Python, I didn't like Something Completely Different due to the fact that I own the DVD's, the movie skips a few scenes from the sketches and that it's just colorized.

Hey xfighter1138, what do you think about the movie Forrest Gump? It was a great movie for me. I just want to know what do you think about it.

Also, the movie Clash Of The Titans. I know it recently came out, but I just want to know what do you think about it. I think it was great and alright, but if you can't and maybe review it later after you seen it, it would be okay.

OK, sorry but I've gotta finish up this Monty Python file, so to speak. How about The Life of Brian and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?

Breakdown: I think Forrest Gump was a humorous and dramatic movie that really did capture the last half of the century, I was really impressed how Zemeckis could really pull the archive footage with Gump off.

I haven't seen Clash of the Titans, though I really did like the old one A LOT. It was such a great throwback to the whole claymation creature flicks that came out in the 50s.

HyperMonkey: Life of Brian, while controversial was a laugh fest to watch though it always feels like its more underrated considering if you compare it with Holy Grail. Haven't seen Baron Munchausen, mostly due to the fact Terry Gilliam was a complete douche. But Ill check it out.

How about these ones, Capricorn One and Hanger 18. Pretty good movies in my opinion if you like conspiracies

I've actually seen Hanger 18 from MST3K, it just brings up so many Men in Black and X-Files. I have to say, it actually does make you think about a lot of government conspiracies out there but the acting is just wooden.

Haven't seen Capricorn One yet, though I've seen a few other movies from that same guy. Especially End of Days and TimeCop.

Originally posted by xfighter1138

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Basically ask me a movie to review (good or bad) and I'll give you my true and honest opinion of it.

You can think of me as a forum Roger Ebert except less fat.

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the new guy
that movie kicks ass

I doudt you've seen this one:

MST3K: The Movie

Yoshi: The New Guy is a really bad cliche of the geek rising up in school, if I wanted to watch that I'd watch something like Revenge of the Nerds or even High School Big Shot.

Light Knight: Ironically, I watched the movie WAYYY after watching much of the series, the riffing is one of the best of the series and the movie they riffed wasn't THAT bad. The only problem I had with the movie was how butchered the movie was from Gramercy, apparently they funded that awful flick Barb Wire more than MST3K.