Ah, Diablo II. I have played every Diablo since the first one, including the little-known HellFire, which was originally the sequel to Diablo, but ended up being the same game just a little different items and spells and such. This is an awesome series, I still play it to this day. I play on the USWest server, battlenet username is Logster2 on Diablo 2 and Starcraft, and I am willing to play with anyone, but can only do so when I am at my dads right now lol.

I would also like to apply.

1) I have not had much time here, however the three options that I am applying for I have moderated in many other forums.

2) I have 50 posts within the first 2 weeks of being here.

3) No problem. I usually lurk around daily everywhere, so.. yeah.

Video Games,
Final Fantasy,
Stories and Simulation.

I have played video games forever, I know a LOT about them and what I don't know I am more than happy to learn. I have played all but 2 of the Final Fantasy series. I write stories, examples are in there already, I also have very good grammar and spelling, so I can proof people's stories should they ask.

I have always found that sugar sweetens things much more than salt does.. salt also stings in wounds. So therefor, I modified the saying to be sugar because sugar is overall a superior substance.

^ should be more considerate, like <. < laughs at everyone because < enjoys laughter.

There's a house that lies beside a river, and in this house there lives a man by the name of Milriva. Some considered Milriva a poor fisherman, but he was always happy and full of life, which made the nearby villagers jealous. But one girl in the village was interested, why this simple fisherman was so happy and full of life. She decided, one day, to visit Milriva and ask him. The way from the village to the house is rather long, and covered by beautiful flowers on the side of the road, it was remarkably well kept compared to the village.

But the other villagers didn't like the idea that this girl would find that Milriva's way may be better then theirs and leave them, so they sent a messenger to the king asking for his advice as they always hoped that he would marry her, as he had shown much interest in her beauty. The king received this well, and sent the messenger back to seek the girl. Meanwhile the girl had arrived at the house, she knocked on the door and then opened it slightly as she noticed that it was unlocked.

From the dark shadows in the cottage arose a sound most foul, like nails on a chalkboard, along with a smell like rotting flesh. A different man, hideous and old, was shrieking about something that the girl couldn't understand. The girl drew closer to the man, and asked him why he was shrieking; wasn't he the one everyone has said to be full of life and happiness?

Suddenly, he drew a large butchers knife from behind his back, screaming at her, "Tianna, why did you betray me to this fisherman?!". He loomed towards her and raised the butcher knife, but before he could swing it down onto her head the front door flew open and a powerful yet gentle voice could be heard, "There will be no slaying inside of my house". This man threw a harpoon at the man with the knife, hitting it out of his hand. The man screamed in agony, and with a white flash of rage, he lunged towards the newcomer, attacking him ferociously. As he attacked, the newcomer took a short dagger from a sheath hidden in the long, flowing cloak that he wore, and calmly began to block the man's attack.

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged Ziggy into a corner. His head exploded on everyone.They cleaned up dogs

I suppose that works. i was going to suggest "Prayer Gold" or some such thing lol.

Granted, but as it hits the ground it bursts into flame and goes away, and as it falls it avoids all obstacles, including hands, until it hits the ground.

I wish that snow would no longer exist.

As he said, right and wrong is in the eye of the beholder. I am also Christian, and have no problem with them having "fun". While I am devout, I also feel that some things in the bible should be taken 'with a grain of sugar'. For example, someone just walked up and hit you in the face for no reason. Would you really, truly turn the other cheek? I would LOVE to be able to say, "Yes, I would" but in all honesty, I would probably just beat the crap out of them. And I have a feeling that 98% of the people in the world feel the same way, Christian or non-Christian. So if they want to do that, more power to them, you don't have to like it, but it's their problem, not yours. I don't mean to sound cruel in saying that, but people have a very.. distinctive.. view on taking liberties like that with each other, and nothing you say will really change their mind on whether it is right or wrong. Hitler thought he was doing the right thing by attempting to kill all of the Jews, yet the Jews saw that as wrong. Obviously, so did almost everyone else, but you get the point. In wars, soldiers think they are fighting for the right cause, but then so does the enemy.

I never died even once on Easy, and on Hard (new game, not new game + ) The only time I die is against Minerva (I hate her.)

the PS3 isn't crappy (IMO) and besides, every system has its good sides and its bad sides.

personally, I like it. Im a member, usually on "Sir Ver", username of Ender

granted, but then your tongue fall out of your mouth and you can no longer speak at all.

i wish failure never existed..

Military bases do have small apartments too, you know.

So like.. do you live on a military base or something?

Well, have fun, welcome to the site, read https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=58

and enjoy the site! Hope to see you become an active member.

Originally posted by rocksome

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Granted.

It gives you the meaning to the life, the universe and everything, but then reveals to you that you've been asking the wrong question all along so you don't understand its answer.

I wish I had some pickles.

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Read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? Hehe.. great series.

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Granted, you spilled hot chocolate on it instead.

I wish people would stop trying to make an 'uncorruptable' wish.

First, you have to level her to level 42, and get her 4th level limit break and teach it to her.

Secondly, after she dies you have to go back to Midgar and find the wreakage of the Mako Reactor you blew up in the beginning of the game. Once there, you have to go to the fourth room in, and walk counter-clockwise from the door pressing X, as the item you are looking for, "Bloody Vest".

Instantly equip the accessory on Aeris, even though it subtracts from all stats. (It is okay, because otherwise you lose her forever, and you can unequip it after the cutscene.)

Go to the ancient city, and when Sephiroth descends from the sky, press up, up, down, down, rotate the left analog stick counterclockwise while you rotate the right analog stick clockwise, X, O, Start, Select. Aeris' clothing will change into a tattered vest with bloodstains on it, and as the Masamune, known as the "bloodless sword" due to legend having it that it does not cut the innocent, shatters as it touches the blood on the vest. If you read the description of the vest after this, it will have changed to read "Bloodied by the sacrifice of a virgin in a blood ritual to refine Mako. While it is now known that such rituals are not needed to refine Mako energy, some parts of Midgar still practice the ritual."

Now the alternate plotline will come in, however it will stop after five minutes with a textbox that reads "TO BE CONTINUED, ONCE SEPHIROTH RETRIEVES HIS TRUE BLADE, THE MUSAMANE"



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In my browser, it shows up second in the google search

Also, for those of you interested, here is a short article on the history behind his sword.. http://sephiroth.sephirothpictures.info/2008/07/history-of-masamune-legend.html

I love swords and other such blades, so I felt the need to look it up a long time ago.

Hypothetically, how would you write a Brute Force program?

granted, but then you alone have to go through an incredibly painful series of tests that fried all the hair from your body, and that eventually proved that the law making testing illegal was, in fact, incorrect to do and they reinstated testing. Bummer.

I wish I knew how and when I would die, so that I may live the remaining period of life to the fullest without reprocussions.