Depends on the circumstances. If it's during the morning and I'm in a rush somewhere like school I'll use the microwave, if I don't have anything particular I need to get down afterwards I'd use the oven since I think that's better for properly heating it, at the very least in my case since the microwave is pretty crappy 

You are to be locked inside a room for a month, be given food and water through a small chute but never be able to leave the room. Given a choice you can either bring 5 books of your own choosing, or another (random) human being with you. What do you choose?

I'd rather bring a another random human being with me! That way i am not alone!

You are in a situaton where you need to choose 2 portals to go through! Which portal will you go through?

1. The Green Portal

2. The Purple Portal

Since you said the situation calls for the need to choose 2 portals to go through, I would choose the green portal and the purple portal...since I need to choose two portals to go through.

You are out at sea with some friends and during the course of one night, a severe storm erupts and destroys your boat.  You awake to find the bodies of your friends washed ashore next to you, and you are on a beach of what appears to be an island somewhere in the ocean.  You feel something solid in your pocket and smile as you remembered you grabbed _____ in your haste to evacuate your ship. 

did you grab your:

A) pocket knife

B) water proof lighter

I grabbed the pocket knife. It's more useful in a survival situation, especially a Swiss army pocket knife. The waterproof lighter becomes useless after a set number of uses.

You are in a really bad DnD 5e battle against Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeof and the blood of all your comrades is everywhere. Your DM let's you choose a weapon from one of your dead comrades.

Do you take Ascalon (longsword) from the idiotic barbarian.

Or 

Do you take Alfred (Bow) from the human ranger?

First off really good one.

I would have to pick the bow. This way I can shoot from a distance. The father away I can be from it, the better chance I will have at living through it. 

You have fallen a sleep, and Freddy as entered your nightmare. You had two books next to you while you feel asleep each containing a dream power.

Blue Book
You will become the wizard master

Red Book
You are now able to ready Freddy's thoughts

Assuming you mean Freddy Krueger I would pick the blue book. Even if I can read his thoughts I won't be able to do much as long as I'm within the dream because he has complete control there and I have no way to defeat him. If I'm a wizard master though I might be able to turn the tables on him with my powers.

You have been bitten in the arm by a mutant spider with an extremely potent venom that is able to kill you in a few minutes. The nearest hospital is over an hour away. You are presented with a choice a knife or a gun. Do use

The knife to try and amputate your arm, which might stop it from spreading but in stead causing bleeding that could mean an even more excruciating death

or

do you take the gun which can be used to end your life quickly and painlessly.

I'd take a gun which can be used for a quick and painless death!

You come across to sets of stairs leading to Scrooge McDuck's office(DuckTales) ,which set of stairs would you take ,the left set of stairs which goes the long way around ,or the right set of stairs which is a shortcut to Scrooge McDuck's office(DuckTales)?

The left set of stairs I guess. Nothing wrong with it, right? ._.

Some skilled sword fighter bandits broke over your house to kidnap you. You want to get rid of them, and you have the following items in which you can defend yourself with: A frying pan and a knife. Which would you use?

I would pick the knife. This way I could attempt to go from behind take them out one by one being as quite as a mouse



You have somehow become stuck in a very violent cartoon and have many enemies and and boss to kill before you can make your escape.

1. A giant mallet
2. An over sized vacuum cleaner

Droog : I pick the oversized vacuum cleaner because that's a less violent way to defeat all the enemies, and it sounds fun.

You're trapped in a maze with one other person on the other side of the wall who might be able to help you out. In order to get to him, what do you choose?

1: a hammer to break down the wall, which could scare him away
2: a jetpack that may or may not allow you to get over the wall

I would pick a hammer, as even if he runs away, I could still use the hammer to break down the other walls and make my way out.


Your car tire is shot and you get stuck on a rural road. You see a man with a gun walking towards you. In order to save yourself, what do you choose?

1. A Tire iron to use as a blunt object

2. An Airsoft gun to distract him so you can run into the woods

Tough one

 I would take the tire iron and doge bullets while running into the woods to hide then when I could see I was behind him get close then bye bye brains 

You have been sucked into the Internet and must invent a program to get out but you have no programming experience and worst of all the virus can kill you what do you take

Ant-virus 
  Or
A guide to programming 

Antivirus, because there's no way of knowing whether or not I can even program my way out. Do I have to sleep still? If not...I may choose to stay here. :V


Your plane crashes on a deserted island, and you are the only survivor. While trying to find shelter on your first night, you find a genie in a bottle. He reveals to you that, had your plane reached it's destination, you would have been killed in a random robbery. He offers one wish (Because the economy is tight, you know?) and for whatever reason that I am too lazy to think of atm, you can only choose one of the following:

1. To be home, safe and sound.

2. To undo the crash and save everyone's life at the cost of your own.

Which do you choose?


EDIT: Sorry, just realized I've been playing this wrong.

Well this is where you are going to see the jerk side of me. Since you didn't say their was anyone I the plane I knew and cared about. I would pick to go home safe and sound.   


You receive a phone call from an unknown number in the middle of the night. He dialed the wrong number, but before you could say anything he begins to tell you of his illegal activities. When he discovers his error he traces you and give you two options

!. Go to the police and you will know everything but die.

2. Take your chances and take him head on, but if he kills you this way he will get away.

Take him head on. Reason #1: if he had already traced me... I would have to fight him to go to the police. Reason #2: you basically said the police are in on it. Reason #3: You don't mess  with a gun owning Marine who grew up with street smarts.


It's mid-1800s and you're enjoying a nice (and I dare say well earned) trip to a port city of your choice. Here you were partaking in a possibly not too decent activity when you pass out suddenly. You come to in a hull of a ship and are immediately and told you have been recruited as a permanent volunteer sailor. After several months of hard work and cabin fever, you find that the ship has arrived at Shanghai. You manage to convince the first mate that you can be sold for a lot of money. Good thing you are very charismatic!

Near the ship, buying/selling goods is:

1. A very beautiful and wealthy looking woman whom obviously mistreat her servants

2. A very rough mountain of a farmer, but well to do, who appears more kindly than the woman.