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My Adventure Started Like This...

 

01-05-05 05:44 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR
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01-05-05 08:17 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog
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01-05-05 08:52 PM
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John
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!!
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!!
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01-05-05 10:28 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his
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01-06-05 04:32 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up
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(edited by John on 01-06-05 10:33 PM)    

01-06-05 06:02 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really
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01-06-05 06:03 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i
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01-06-05 06:05 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where
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01-06-05 06:32 PM
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John
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day.
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day.
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01-06-05 10:00 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING! I hit on
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING! I hit on
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01-06-05 11:40 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING! I hit on a young lady at a
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING! I hit on a young lady at a
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01-07-05 06:35 AM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven









comment(dont include this) you should really start a new parapgraph every so often
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven









comment(dont include this) you should really start a new parapgraph every so often
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01-09-05 10:14 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'yag
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'yag
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01-11-05 12:19 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots
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01-11-05 04:32 PM
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could
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John
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o' >J< ag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in
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01-11-05 10:03 PM
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| ID: 8273 | 195 Words

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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't
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| ID: 8342 | 200 Words

John
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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me
One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me
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