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03-18-05 10:10 PM
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¬_¬ I guy walks into the Dr.'s office with a Duck on his head....Dr. says "What can I do for ya?"
The Duck says...Get this guy off my ass
¬_¬ I guy walks into the Dr.'s office with a Duck on his head....Dr. says "What can I do for ya?"
The Duck says...Get this guy off my ass
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03-18-05 10:16 PM
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lmfao!
my dad says the exact same jokes...... except for the war one, that too liberal
lmfao!
my dad says the exact same jokes...... except for the war one, that too liberal
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(edited by John on 03-20-05 05:35 PM)    

03-18-05 10:20 PM
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What do you get if you cross a jackass and a bermuda onion?....

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes..
What do you get if you cross a jackass and a bermuda onion?....

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes..
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03-20-05 05:56 AM
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for the mind # thingy there was another man in the room

how do you know if a blondes been on you comp?

the joystick is sticky
for the mind # thingy there was another man in the room

how do you know if a blondes been on you comp?

the joystick is sticky
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There was a blonde who went into a radio shack, she was going to buy a TV so she asks the manager if she could buy a tv, he says no

the next day she changed her whole appearence, hair, cloths, shoes, eye color, everything. Then she goes in again and asks the manager to buy the tv, he says no

the next day she does the same thing and changes her appearence again, then she asks the manager again if she could buy the tv, and he says no

the NEXT day she does the same thing and changes her appearence again, then she asks the manager AGAIN if she could buy the tv, he says no

she asks the manager, "how do you know who I am everytime I come in to buy the tv and won't sell it to me?"

the manager replies, " Because that's not a TV that's a Microwave!"
There was a blonde who went into a radio shack, she was going to buy a TV so she asks the manager if she could buy a tv, he says no

the next day she changed her whole appearence, hair, cloths, shoes, eye color, everything. Then she goes in again and asks the manager to buy the tv, he says no

the next day she does the same thing and changes her appearence again, then she asks the manager again if she could buy the tv, and he says no

the NEXT day she does the same thing and changes her appearence again, then she asks the manager AGAIN if she could buy the tv, he says no

she asks the manager, "how do you know who I am everytime I come in to buy the tv and won't sell it to me?"

the manager replies, " Because that's not a TV that's a Microwave!"
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that was good!!!!
that was good!!!!
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03-21-05 06:31 AM
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Originally posted by andymann89
that was good!!!!


If you don't have a joke, or a reasonable comment please don't make small worthless posts like this.
Originally posted by andymann89
that was good!!!!


If you don't have a joke, or a reasonable comment please don't make small worthless posts like this.
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03-21-05 01:38 PM
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I knew a blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

I knew a blonde who tried to drown a fish

I KNEW a blonde who tried to kill an eagle by throwing it off of a building!

Hah! the blonde jokes just keep on comin'

Sorry...if your blonde...
I knew a blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

I knew a blonde who tried to drown a fish

I KNEW a blonde who tried to kill an eagle by throwing it off of a building!

Hah! the blonde jokes just keep on comin'

Sorry...if your blonde...
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03-22-05 10:58 AM
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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03-22-05 11:28 AM
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Hah, I've heard of that one,

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a curcular room and tell her to pee in a corner.

How does she confuse you?

She finds one...
Hah, I've heard of that one,

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a curcular room and tell her to pee in a corner.

How does she confuse you?

She finds one...
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